Quickie

Oh lawd Why am I bloggy blogging (and watching the Real Housewives of NJ reunion Dying at these awesomely mess bitches) when I should be freaking getting ready for a date?

A Date with the Spaniard 1 that's what! yeah yeah I tell you how it goes if it goes later cause as it was we both were iffy, in fact we've spent most of the day actually talking to him, blah blahing about Spike, and since it's been such a dreary day but he has prodded and begged and asked to just get out the house, he's been making me spill my guts asking all types of mess about me and likes, dislikes whatever (do I like flowers, could I just speak to him, instead of hinting: I explained "I need no invite to be perfectly frank, I Am a speak my mind woman, girls hint), thing is: he's got a handle from our first convo about my do's and don'ts so he knows better than to overwhelm me, this way I actually get to Look forward to taking to him when I do talk to him, he was making me laugh about some me being made out of chocolate, we talked race and Spaniards and his views (comforting) and how he is offering me a job, redecorating his house... also hilariously we were talking about my Money saving goals and all of that stuff and he offered me "help if I needed it" I cackled and told him to remember he is dealing with a grown woman here so not to worry


You wanna know some shit, That fool tells me "You are The cutest Amazon ever" mwahahahahhahahahahahhaha He is on my good side


***Update We switched date plans, and he just asked me on a cruise or a trip and to test out his new car****


Oh Oh And believe the audacity: I just got a text from this Dallas character, giving me a fucking sad face... as if I care, Mark Ass Bitch

**Update on This Too: Why he texted a *sigh* to me??? whhhyyyy Do I be caring???*****




also Spain2 (same name same fucking locale) stayed up with me until you could see the sun in Spain (and 3 am here, that was supercool actually he shifted his cam to the window so I could see) just chopping it up and him, him complimenting me a LOT, telling me some funny shit about how I NEED not find a man for the next two weeks, he is moving to Brickell avenue, somewhat pricey shit, asked me what did I think of that and about hanging out etc, not bad looking, Last night he had some low slung pants, no shirt... dannnnnnggg I sort of blanched for a second or two so I paused my camera to fan myself

and no further NOT differentiate themselves from one another, they both ADORED my nails like OMG how did you do that it is so cute!!??!, Whoomp whommp!



Lastly: This here morsel?? Italian fam, Miamy By way of Jersey???


We talk a lot he says I need to hurry up and give him a date, with my sexy self, i could see myself jumping his bones QUICKLY (yes I have personal knowledge regarding the niceness of his package) specially after he kindly offered me a face ride and something else (bwahahah Let.Me. Stop) when I told him I was taking time off this week, (and thanks to Weezy shitpissing me off) He said he would take the day of my choice off to make it a whole day of "bad things for us" I want to tap that booty, Am I wrong?? nope I'm not, I might NOT have more meat anymore but I CERTAINLY did not renounce Man-meat *snort* I'm real life cackling here

P.S: Can somebody take Karrie B's Internets and phone away??? That Minibig needs NOT NEVER have access to her biggity (me) like that... I couldn't stop laughing long enough to sleep last night


Alexis & Fido - Ojos Que No Ven (Official Music Video) - *bumps and grinds* Dominicoons Game Propah!

Epic Pre Date/Period FAIL and Manita's Epic Day Rescue

I went to see the hangover That fucking shit was amazingly hilarious I Mean HILARIOUS!

So Period Fail, why? cause I HATE my periods, i explained to my Manita I'm never prepared, never ok with it etc, right? well she recommended Instead Softcups (which excepting an accident from too lengthy a time) will works ok for me...in a so so way, might try that Diva Cup Business cause actually Gem the Hippie Pixie has been steering me toward the Diva Cup and on affordability and practicality for me (after trying this method) and the results: Significantly reduction on "Odor" and "walking with a diaper and a Depends while being raped by a paper minidick" feeling (Absolutely nothing, you don't feel it at all this goes on the cervix, however true to me, while this shit says that you could keep it on 6-8or up to 12 hours THAT was NOT fucking never going to happen, I've changed 2 times today before the afternoon and I am due for another change, cleanup is messy thus far now, But I'm doing better, I could feasibly work out with this if I eliminate the spillage issues which seem to me a matter of course with my bad uterus... and even through all of that............. IS BETTER THAN MY PATENTED TAMPON OVERNIGHT PAD TISSUE method



So then the Pre date fail (due to extreme thirst)... and SRLY whycome yesterday Besides tall drink date, an email from Frenchie checking that I'm not going to avoid him and G.I Joe and Weezy Tall Drink date also texted (he is annoying me a bit always texting with no purpose) ... THEY ALL HAD To KNOW that I'm horny and miserable , straight up!

Anyways enter Dallas (as In his real name, we had a good good good email rapport and all of that, he had emailed me previously good 4 times before I actually replied, and all, but whatever upon actually sending me a lengthy couple of emails and whatnot we decide to give him my email, a few more were exchanged, not little emails either talking dogs,. family etc then this, you can see my replies in pink , Leogoddess and Manita cackled at this

i would have called or texted, but i dropped my phone in the water yesterday morning! lol...i am hopefully getting a new one today. TEH Highest suck for that LOL, it's happened to me twice, but a good trusty Nokia I had before this G1, I made it work both times and I did a similar resurrection with my Mom's phone the trick is to QUICKLY dunk them for about 5 minutes in alcohol (obviously taking out the back, the battery and sim card) by the next morning /afternoon it should be functional

i tried that, its done. going to get an old one of mine turned on now actually...hopefully... Hopefully, it sucks to be incommunicado, for me anyways

im glad you would prefer more than just dinner. i think, if we both prefer more than just dinner, then lets just have more than just dinner! thats an easy solution dont you agree? LOL I agree to that only IF I like you, then sure I'd hang out again, that's how it works

im happy you agree. the more i think about it, the hotter the idea becomes. (huh?)

it sounds like you live right where i work! that makes things VERY easy! Oh cool where do you work exactly (there are lots of satellite education centers in that area)

i work for Kaplan University Ha! I just had an experience with them, needless to say still awaiting my refund for a deposit, go figure

do you live alone? yep, me and spike, is a one bedroom apartment, I don't LOOOVVEE my neighbors BUT on the plus side most of the time that's just renters, while I own my little microcosms

well, im happy you have your own place, because we will be going there... Is that So? who told you this? what you have roommates? where do you stay, anyways?

oh, and your pics were nice, your curves really make me want more now.... um thanks,

i can send you some. i dont have many though. and tall girls are great...more legs to touch, and more fun to play with! (please notice my lack of feedback)

i am not a native floridian. in fact, i dont like the people here too much. im from Detroit originaly. Detroit huh?? how long have you been here, and how come you ended up on this side of the world?? (m story is easy, family emigrated here when I was 16)
same. family moved here...so did i

id really like to see more of your curves...any way you can make that happen? Sure, possibly this Friday or Sunday, we can meet up somewhere and take it from there...I already told some friends I'd go to the movies with them tonight, so not tonight ...But you can call me later

well how bout you have me over, you can cook something and we can be each other's dessert! Um NO, how about we meet somewhere public, we talk exchange stories, we have dinner or a drink and after conversation I decide if I take you home for dessert: Otherwise how do I know you are not nuts, if I'm going to be attracted to you, or how would you know that I'm not a little bit nuts etc etc etc (is all about comfort, and really That would be the cheapest date known to mankind if I'm just parking you home to eat my cooking right off the bat)

Firstly Bitches, Gotta fucking tip my hat to his Audacity no?? Like: Why you so thirsty for?? is your wife coming back tomorrow Morning?? why You thought you deserved to be cooked for?? off the bat even?? why he thought he is so hot and interesting to me that I'd want to fuck him..er.. Have him as dessert?
?
So then later I'm entering the movie and I get this mess:

Hey Q it's Dallas

I play dumb cause I have already decided he is BUMPED. I goes: Oh Hi what's up, im at the movies

That's ok, just wanted to say I was a bit bummed with your email

MIND YOU initially he was like: I feel like I'm not meeting the right people and the more I try the more things don't happen

I told him well maybe you needn't try so hard? : Why not take my advice right off the bat? so I AGAIN play dumb and goes Why?

"Because (get this shit) I already know I want you that way but you don't know if you do"

(NIGGA PLEASE BELIEVE i will NOT be pressured into fucking anyone ... if he only knew how my clit guides me whenever it so feels like it? !)

I says :(now sitting back and enjoying this with Pasty and his wife) Well it is what it is I gotta KNOW what's inside your head and size anyone up both mentally and physically before having them in my home is both the SMART and NORMAL thing to do

You want to KNOW he STILL tried to push his fucking sorry ass already DOA luck? ?AWW HELL NAW

"Yes but I swear to you on my life that I'm harmless and I really do want to enjoy you"

BIG Fucking no no motherfucker, use your hand if you that thirsty... I STILL keep giving rope and say (full well knowing I'm not even going to see him...btw fucking GI Joe went all out calling 8 times yesterday... who does that?? whyfor?? )

I said: well you can say whatever you want but my home is my comfort zone and bringing a stranger home is NOT my comfort zone

(YOU WANT TO KNOW HE KEPT AT IT? ?)

Then how about we meet somewhere for a quick hello and then go to your place

( Um what??? you can't afford dinner you cheap sorry fuck? ? ?)

I says Nope, not my style whatsoever

Now he wants to pull bullshit:

You just made me very sad

(Wouldn't I have to give a fuck)

Then I'm sorry but I'm just not going to invite a guy, any guy cook no less, and I guess you want to fuck too sight unseen, I don't know you, I don't know if I'll be attracted to you and sight unseen I'm NOT giving you my home address

he says: That's not what I said

(at this point i go: Fuck lets shut this shit down)

Listen bud, that's the implication and even IF i liked you this will NOT be how my first date will even be,and FYI people come to my home invited by me not cause they are pushing for it for God knows what reason

BWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAHAHAHHAHA I'm so cunty with it , no you KNOW he didn't have the balls to keep going after that call out

Anywayyyysssss you know what though?? I had an AWESOME time with Pasty and his miniwifey as well as the guy he tried to hook me up the first time, Tiny Frat Fawn (I told you he looked like a woodland creature passing for a frat student, in pocket size tho), His wife fed me and gave me candy and that movie was hilarious

then I get home talking to manita about Pearl's shitty man (apparently she now found out FOR SURE he is doing men, possibly raw, we don't know that ) she first swears she ain't taking him back the asks me "what do I think of it" Um Bitch you need a test is all I think and a restraining order... when Manita says: Did you check your mail???


HOOOlllllllleeeeeeyyyyyy SHIT When I tell you at 1 am I bounce with spike to my mailbox to check and BAM!!

My Manita sent me stuffs for my birthday ... Jojo sent me stuff too (a Card and an eyebrow kit cause I always Admire his Momma's)
and cards from both of them
and The most awesomest sweetest whimsical thing I've gotten in a while
This is THE best book you can give your little girls and young women, i will share it with Hannabanana, Eva and Lua... but bitches can oly borrow it... honestly just explaining to LeoGoddess I started real life Crying cause this is one of the sweetest things ever for someone to do for me, I was telling her that it was soooo sweet and cute that I wish someone would have gotten this for me when I was little so it wouldn't have taken so Goddamned long to stop being a shy little shit even though Manita thinks I'm fearless, seriously you just have to look for it is adorable and chock full of random facts and little to-dos, Queens etc!

Oh and the Jojo sponsored eyebrows??
Seriously not just cause of our talks and our cuttingfoolery or her delicate way to always remember a landmark with the sweetest cards or tokens or for her sexy doggie or her nutty sister or her mommy but I Love that girl Madly!

**Don't you be jealous Hoes, I adore you all but I happen to really not go a whole week that I don't have my dose of Mia, she is Chicken soup for a BITCHY Soul!**

Oh today I've spent all day browsing This Fucking awesome thing : the Museo Del Prado in Spain (one of the BEST in the world) teamed up with goggle earth and you can see lots of the world's most famous paintings UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL, every little delicate detail!

Only me, of course

And I say this with complete confidence that the type of sordid little bullshit I get into is just a "me" thing, LOL Like I refuse to keep my nose clean: let's give you a little breakdown

The weekend was chill and awesome: I went to the beach very very early (you'll see what a difference a day makes)


and Pearl go there late and I had enough me chill out decompress get in the water time and then when she did turn up I told her when I was going to be leaving and that there was a Douchebag Talk Ban so to not tell me about that demoralizing asswipe she is still dealing with, I told you I don't suffer foolishness gladly!

After that and a nice wistful walk by the nude side (I REALLY don't like company, and Pearl REALLY does sit there acting like she doesn't have a twat or has seen ugly cock before, is like stop hollering and rolling your eyes and invoking the lord, fucking get with the program and relax or get out) I headed home, ignored a call from my mom but heard from my aunt that they were in the Keys WHOOO HOO no forced visitation time!

I bought food and made myself some yummy food, also discovered my fave lipstick for tanned days, look
Looks superdark and initially is like a purple-ish thing, right, but look!
Awesome no?? several reasons for the close up (My hair was puppy dog wet which I only ABHOR) also I was trying to explain this fade to brown- caramel thing it does, is from Clinique, called Black Honey

Then Sunday morning I called all of my Uncles and my stepdad (BTW I bumped into his ain't shit daughter and the little girl about broke my heart the way she was clinging to me with desperation and all anxious, I didn't cross more than a few words with her negligent ass cause I didn't feel like having to tell her about HER FATHER'S HEALTH on father's day and cause she's a piece of shit and she would have turned up the dramatics right there in the store and fucked Wall Street's Father day with her bullshit) I called him and had nice words with him in the morning, expressed my thanks to my Uncle Ramon for being so awesome and fixing my sink, then called Tia Sa's hubby and talked shoes with him, then spoke to my Ain't Shit Uncle Asshole, he cussed me up a little bit as customary then Called Uncle White and Tia Lusy, he was SUPER DUPER happy I called him, then I had bought portobello Mushrooms to start trying out other alternatives for me, and he was all like don't go to the Whole Foods without us, Ok??!? Please please, why don't you come here and I make you some Mediterranean style Mushrooms?? (is so rare when he cooks, but he truly is awesome!) why don't you come with us to the beach??: now THAT was sweet and rare, my fam tends to call me when they want something or whatever but not some chill out the blue plans like that!

He made me awesome food, loved it, he got all red when I hugged him and later Binks called, and then we went to the beach with tia lusy the girls and a million beers and had us an awesome time, then we swung by to see my grandparents (it was both their birthdays, they have the same name in male and female and they are like 8 years apart, Mama is older)

Then in an effort to keep me away from dealing with mami they told me they'd drop me and start horn honking and acting aggravated in 5 minutes (since she had started calling and being a pain, but also telling me Binks had sent me something for my birthday... July 3rd Hollah! I ain't telling Nobody but Jesus and you guys that I'm off froom Thursday to Monday... I almost want to call Weezy to get me some good cockage for my birthday... Yeeessss) ... and This worked like a charm and guess what?? Binks sent me a Big bright Striped Maxidress prefect for beach cover up duty with a matching yellow bracelet since I always mentioned I loved her accessories (all the more touching cause the same thing that happened to me a few months back with my purse and cards being stolen, happened to her on Father's day, with the new red purse we got her :( she can't catch a fucking break) ... The best part wasn't that the best part was that I got the sweetest card ever from her, like saying I was the coolest sister and that although we've had our ups and downs she is happy I always forgive her and love her and give her everything I possibly can :_( and both the kids made scribbles in the card for me, I loved it so much I'm carrying it on my purse for a while before putting it back in my cards drawer ( I wish she wouldn't live in such a "guilt oriented" environment cause really I do love her and the little old past bullshit is just that, she is my sister I'd do ANYTHING for her, including hoping her kids turn goths or true little rebels so they can open her heart and understanding even forcibly!), she also attached this
How fucking cute is she?? she looks exactly like my sister as a kid it really melts my spirit!??!


Then yesterday The most fucked up of coincidences: well, see: The Drink date (which was the super tall guy that I had a good couple drinks with has been aimlessly texting me like just to shoot the shit, whatever, I'm not pressed in any sort of way whatsoever.... then the Spaniard had sort of left me alone and that was nice, right? all after I sort of didn't reply to something via I.m

Well yesterday this cute guy contacted me (Holla Plentyoffish, doing my dating pre-screening for moi) and in the process of talking we gather that: he is coming to live to Florida in the next 2 weeks, was in Stanford doing a Masters in finances and he is relocating due to work to here and he was asking me all types of location related questions, it was more on a friends vibe but then he goes: I am going to take you to dinner so don't get a boyfriend before July 19, cause I think it's NUTS you don't have one


BWAHAHAHHAhHAHAHAHAH for some reason that was super cute to me, and oh he's spent the past two days chatting me up on and on, and asking some hard shit like why am I single if I'm clearly smart and beautiful and shit ....at the moment he is in a quick trip to Madrid to bring more of his stuff stateside and he seems short to me or whatever about my height (me and Mia had a discussion about this: I explained to her that for me short guys scream of physically inferior to me as such I don't really get to concentrate on sex with them) but in need of friends but also nice, super polite, had stories and shit, right cool?...

He is from Spain

Same name as the other guy

Who then MAGICALLY also appeared on my messenger, making conversation... and Jeez he is SO NICE I mean fuck I could keep him as a friend, right??? ACK! we start softball shit like how are you and did you go to the beach this weekend and so on, right? ( did I tell you he is 27?) anywhoosie, so then he goes: "Oh you must have a nice dark skin color right now (weird that he's say that cause Spaniard s are NOTORIOUSLY racist particular about skin colors and shit like that,**aside** me and Mia have managed to make calling a person Cuban , Spaniard a proper real life insult**) Listen I remember your birthday Is coming up and stuff so I was thinking that I'd like to hang out, you know before then

Um...................................................................................

.....................................Ok sure (SEE why can't my bitchass say NO?!!! Is the convo and the utter potential trouble Ugh I disgust me!, is also his pretty cute face which kinda makes me avoid the accent)

Then he goes Ok pretty girl: what would you like a regular date (dinner and a movie) or a trip to the Keys??

WHAAATTTTTTTT Damn Boy! wow just wow!

But we like him, don't we, he is nice enough and tender and prolly easily brushed off ( oh why I told Leogoddes that I was too through with my own dumbass and would I date a Cuban and a Klu klux Klan member next week and this heffa tells me to: Take a picture with the pointy hat on to report to her what it looks like???. I want to beat her ass!)

also yesterday Mia Had the BESTTTTT Joke I've read In a Minute:




There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.


BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

This morning though: I got monsooned on before work, spike refused to go out and it looked like this... I'm so awesome that I had forgotten my Umbrella in the car and I had to get out with a towel and my heels in my hands! Horribleness


Ben Harper is great on rainy days like this


Ben Harper- Excuse me Mr: Love this song and this Band (Innocent Criminals) even though now he is with Resteless 7 and he seems to be having an awesome time of that


Ben Harper-Please Bleed: that voice, those lyrics, him, this is one of my fave of his *swoon* if he turned out to be a Chris Brown Type of douchebag That would be really devastating


Ben Harper - Sexual Healing Cover: Slow smoldering fire, stays supertrue to Marvin's Original spirit of that joint


Ben Harper - Waiting on an Angel: Love this one, oldie but goodie

Ben Harper- Morning Yearning

But don't be fooled by his sweet side, Daddy can rock out with his cock out


Ben Harper - Faded: when he did Live from Mars he makes a WICKED cover of Led Zeppelin's A whole Lotta Love AMAZING!


Oh GOd Pasty and I are bantering as always and then he goes you are my favorite Q, you know in another lifetime we'd have us some of each other

I go: Boy Stop: if you were single, had some sun and 20 pounds on you just cause you are a sarcastic little shit I might! (what was I supposed to tell him, No cause you look like you could inhale a cock or two?? plus no really I've grown to love the bastard, we are going to the movies Thursday with his mini wife and I'm sure someone he'll try to dump on me)

Much happier and calmer

I should do a quick update to let you know all is well in QQLAND (and to not fall on the very trap I do myself of posting Sunday a WHOLE bunch of shit

For one going to bed at, say 1 am, is progress in my world, so I've been working on that

Also In following with Buttercup's BREATHE advice, I did just that, and went ahead and accepted the drinking date

And in spite of not having makeup, it went well I laughed my ass off and made him laugh and it was no pressure and he texted me yesterday asking how many trips to the courthouse I took that day

And after that glass of wine I was *did* I passed out in bed feeling yummy, no workouts

Also My uncle gave me the most awesome thing he coulda ever give me, instead of punking out last night out the blue he came and fixed my sink for good, replaced everything and since I had bought 30 bucks worth of new shit he made me return that!

And then this morning at work, I did my nails and toes at work, I'm going to wear the black neon splatter bikini which has both colors
and my boss saw me and didn't give a fuck

Also I will go to the beach but cut out loose from Pearl early enough

Also My hair and SKIN have been awesome the past two days and people were all just smiling at me and shit, men and women, I really love when the weather is hot as balls, i can wear minis and open toed shoes to work showing all types of cleavage, I felt nice and refreshed

Also Have been hashing it up with Gem who has been giving me advice on something that I've been thinking about it for a while and which I think I should attempt to do now that I live and are by my lonesome: Vegetarianism- Veganism: Why? I hate red meat , I will have a burger maybe once in 2 months, I don't like seafood or fish, Chicken goes frostbitten bad in my fridge, I usually don't even let my fam put meat sauce or gravy in my food cause it's kind of nasty to me, if I make meat sauce for pasta I find myself picking out the meat even if I make it from ground turkey, I don't eat pork I don't like bacon, Eggs go bad as well, pasta only with red sauce so starting on my Bday will probably ease into vegetarianism but probably soon move to the rest cause I feel I could do it and it'll be great to expand my horizons with more veggies I still want yogurt and some dairy things like Ice cream occasionally but Gem has assured me the Whole Foods will probably have my back... and I gotta tell you, I'm super excited about this and trying new recipes!!

Date with Frenchie was cancelled due to still being in NY in business as of this morning (I think he is SUPER busy on some sort of serious ceo type of shit) but he told me:

"I promise you next week I will make it up to you completely"



OOOHH I like threats!!








OMFG I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING THINGS

A) This

From: coolwaters411 (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: BL Sent Date: 6/19/2009 5:41:16 PM
u look like Amerosia pretty sexy Dear Blacklatina, The following images were automatically attached because your mail settings specify that new contacts must have a picture in order to email you.

What is that AMBROSIA?? FANTASIA?? OMAROSA???

I love that he lists himself at 5'8 but look at the effing pic?!??!? I Told you they LIE TELL! For no fucking reason!




And B)

I went on a rampage over my fucking neighbors and their trash... I got results the very next day but the stupid dirty multiple children cunt responsible wanted to rip signs (I got excellent tape so it was almost impossible) I attached an extra nice note and the best: A NEIGHBOR TAPED A NICE LITTLE NOTE NEXT TO MINE'S SAYING :

I AGREE I ALSO HAVE RATS BECAUSE OF YOU!

I Love how I just highlighted JUST BE CLEAN (I also told them not to shift it to different floors cause she's been known to do that and i warned that all the neighbors should call the condo so she gets fined, I told her to have some FUCKING PRIDE on where she lives, yes yes I did and net time I promise to buy a marker just for this if I have to keep it up just so that you could enjoy it more, I put four signs all over the floors


Anka- Seven Slow Hours

I'm sooooooo tired right now (Ranty! be warned!)

Tired of my apartment, namely the sink leak, my uncle is such a flake that he has not fixed it, not even for a day and basically I need new fixtures = 25-50 bucks I don't have (what if on top of not fixing it properly I also gotta hire someone to do it???)

Tired cause I just came from walking up and down 7 floors in the courthouse in heels 2 times, after a Legs day at the gym for nothing might I add, on the plus side two people said I looked very young to be the person they always talked to, that I looked just out of my teens

Heh!


Tired of not sleeping properly: Is a vicious cycle, I'm ready to pass out when I get home but not when I come from the gym, even if I take 3 Simply sleeps I wake up at 4-5 and unless I LITERALLY force myself in bed and cover my face with something, I might as well tell you they won't work....yet at 7 I hit the snooze 3 times til 7:30, is pretty fucking miserable, I can't sleep when I want to

Tired of people making plans for me: from dudes to friends to family: Is fucking called my weekend my downtime, my afternoons, so DON'T start calling me today for saturday plans UGH Pearl is doing that and really it is pissing me off that I am the one that gotta drive the farthest to go do something I much rather do alone (be on the beach ) cause if there is someone I gotta interact instead of NAPPING/READING and NAPPING, and her acting like an overeager puppy and like I can't say no and like all we gonna do on the beach is rehash her relationship with the Manipulator (Off again today) and her asking me AGIAN how I do it and where is TC or whomever and don't I wanna be married with kids? is REALLY REALLY REALLY not bodding well on my brain also I have no money so everyone needs to stop asking me when we going to the club ( I have a Friday date with the Frenchie and I sincerely have half the mind to cancel just fucking cause)

Tired of people asking me birthday plans (or is it tired of people in general??) I'm not even informing my family that I'll be off Thursday Friday and monday, cause I want to be alone THAT hard

Maybe what I need is vigorous sex... I really think so and G.I Joe back to his non-stop calling REALLY REALLY REALLY doesn't put my cranky sex needs out of my mind... I've watched soooo much porn lately that is not even funny, you know what? I was also discussing this with Pearl, Like the Frenchie this week? he wants a LOT lot lot and has made sure to tell me that and honestly I don't think I want a relationship with anyone at all for example, I live in a one bedroom apartment I don't like people around me good 70-80 % of the time, I stick to my routines and I'm kind of an asswipe, but I'm a relatively happy gregarious, well adjusted asshole I think what I really want and that's out of convenience to me is a steady stream of sex and physical contact, I want sex possibly daily, I want a dude that grabs my ass and takes me on dates where we start eating there is a tv watching segment possibly and we end up in nakedland every single time I don't mind a body accross the bed but I am a very light sleeper and my feet get cold at night and most guys want the AC blasting at night which I cannot do if my feet are not going to be warmed, as such I want a relationship without any of the complications of one with all the sexual mechanics of it, for example, I don't want to wash anyone's clothes cause i don't like washing my own and I dn't have a washer or dryer in my apt, I don't want to cook every day cause although I ABSOLUTELY ROCK at cooking I am quite happy to eat sandwiches a lot of the time or microwave something, I know where my things are at home and I have a lot of clothes and I don't want to cede closet space or live in a constant stressed out state cause "i gotta clean up", I am ok with alone and with my little selfishness, I don't want kids... more like I don't want the expense, responsibility, intensity and the problem-solving (well sure I'd want them if I didn't have to get pregnant, gross afterwards if I didn't have to breastfeed, and clothe and feed them for the next forever and if I could pass them off to someone when they start being fat squirmy and drooly and teething and needy and get them back when they start going to the last year of high school which means I'd only have a year and a few months of "a child" that'd be kind of marvelous) I live a pretty responsibility, issues-free life, but I'd like someone that far from adding shit to my plate would either TAKE SOME SHIT OFF or be in the same page as me as far as taking a laid back hassle free approach to life

So that sounds like a fuckbuddy or a guy that doesn't start putting the relationship crap on me but who won't flip out about little shit and that will give me sex pretty much all the time and while he would like my cooking he'd either cook for himself or take us somewhere and then leaves me alone a big chunk of the day/weekend when we are not , you know, sexing... or maybe even taking a trip somewhere so that'd be kind of ideal, some evil? asshole kinda? maybe, but I'm not apologizing for it, that's what I'd like, too bad guys run the gamut from one extreme to the other and THAT I don't like I don't like assholes, I don't like thugs I don't like douches I just think it'd be nice if the nice guy that was tall could lay pipe and be sarcatic and have his own teeth actually also loved to read, play on his computer and need his own space, and like me loved dogs more than children... THAT would be kind of badass

SPEAKING OF TALL: That date with the Spaniard went good, we talked sooo much about everything under the blue blue sky I let him share on some of my food, we made quiet fun of the waitress and our jobs (he is a programmer) and our families, he asked if we could do it again, hopefully, he was respectful and also commented on my hair (Ugh am I the only person that doesn't like my hair curly??, Yes, probably but it's getting worse and worse as the summer wear on, dry, crappy tangled with curls that won't fully go either way, massive...awesome) and he is cute, a bit Oscar de La Hoya -ish on the face.... BUT and this is a HUGE BUT for me: I was wearing flip flops, and I'm completely confident I was taller than him by at least half an inch and that fucking bugs me cause simply put: I'm not small (5'8 no heels) , I'm not dainty (160 pounds on a skinny day, I lift 50 on my upper body exercises 70 on my legs, don't feel a thing the next day) and I LOVE high heels, is great enough already that I can say: Oh ok if I wear flats we are the same high or you are slightly taller than me (I've gotten to that point to cut dudes SOME slack) but I cannot seriously consider jackshit with a dude that is shorter than me, is not comfortable, is not sexy, It doesn't make me horny and quite frankly I'm still a vagina haver I still want my dude to be protective of me in the physical sense, I still want to feel like I can be carried and little next to a man, I still want to know I cant do the same things as you physically and when I live alone and can repair my own shit and you are skinnier or littleler than me it simply makes me feel like I'm a Big Gay Man dating a twink (this is fine when Is me and Karrie play acting, is just NOT ok on a man and I , a man I'm planning to fuck), so while I'm polite and I'll entertain a date, especially more on a friendly vibe (and is just so karma won't hit my ass by making me love a short ass mofo), I will NOT be messing with a shorter/skinnier dude for shits and giggles (yeah I've done it in the past and it was every bit as shitty as I thought it would be) the connundrum comes also in that I also can't do Obese so the prime I place on someone being taller than me and athletic (to inspire me) to average (like me) body type is huge as far as the looks department goes, I don't think i'm asking for much cause these are things I don't care about , seriously:

Race

Money

Dick size (Fine be small if you please but you BEST eat ass and pussy so you never ever ever hear me talking shit)

Religious affiliation( preferably NONE)

^^^ See That's the big crap?!?

What I would prefer and want : Tall, No Kids, proggresively minded, no gold teeth, very sexual (perverse even) , well read, laid back, prefers stay in as oppose to clubbing and drinking, no drug use, no alcoholics, driven, good steward of his material goods older than me, wants no kids, can stay faithful to someone that won't give him grief

OH so then today The Spaniard guy sent me a nice little text asking how was my week going so far... sweet but otherwise bad cause is mucking me more into this thing and he won't be so happy when I back the fuck off... I don't mind him as a friend but I'll just not be happy with him wanting more... oh and for the record I really wasn't sure about his height so it was a confirmation type of thing, nor if he was trying to just be friendly or relationshippy- which is why I accepted the din-din on Sunday, I'm not a lead a dude on type of person, but is also VERY rare when I'm just chill having actual conversations with Spanish speaking men that are not rife with ignorance so I was enjoying that quite a lot (also keep in mind Spaniards and Cuban people and some Dominicans are more racist and colorstruck than white men in Alabama in the 60s so is a rarity when they are self depreciating, funny and come correct... yeah these same men would have no problem fucking a person my color but they would blanch at the thought of bringing "la negrita" home to their even more colorstruck parents, so agian I was more taken aback that a nice long pleasurable convo was being had)

Today I'm Just in awe, love and admiration with Toots and the Maytals and Company (J so blessed me with Toots for my last birthday, if you don't know them, please i behoove you, you could fall *snap* quick)


Toots and the Maytals with Ben Harper- Love gonna walk out on me: Sure, maybe....but they won't: I am going to be real, this made me tear up something awful as I was listening to it pitch perfect!




Toots and the Maytals with Bunny Wailer- Take a Trip: I'm so happy I found you all this to listen




Toots and the Maytals with Jack Johnson and Ben Harper- Pressure drop... Does it get ANY more perfect than that???



Toots and the Maytals with Rachel Yamagata- Blame on me; see me and Toots be lovingthe same people, no shitty collabs for usssss, I adore them and I adore that this group is gracious and cool and badass enough to collaborate with AWESOME underrated acts!



Toots and the Maytals with Terry Hall, U-roy and the Skatalites: this is how you gotta wake up every day!





Update: Apparently I have a quick "date" - grab a drink with one of my older contenders... the dude from Boston, I might or might not have mentioned him, anywhoosie so to grab a quick drink corner of my house... shit is: I don't get to go home, change or redo my makeup... Um DID I NOT TELL YOU I"VE GONE TO THE COURTHOUSE AND SWEATED WALKING UP AND DOWN STAIRS TWICE???.. at least chicks were loving my getup

ACK! Catching you up on my week-weekend... and maybe if i posted in increments I wouldn't have these issues!

...And I would have posted too BUUUUUT

My work computer got a virus, from fucking Santa, he sent me a facebook message and the rest was history, I went across the room to his office to bitch him out and ended up having to clean up his as well, he then tells me that he will attempt to run for judge again and should he win (he didn't win by a small margin last time) he already told boss that I'm coming with him


Also I didn't post cause I was mad busy in court this week being my boss' unofficial interpreter, he suggested that I become a certified interpreter I told him I wanted to, only is like 300 bucks which is not like I have sitting around but I guess I could use one of my two credit cards for that, No?.. I could freelance and on slow days I could spend the day in trials as needed!, I will have to check in July for availability

So I couldn't get online most of the week and by the time i'd get home would be gym-time-being broke-time-and not sleeping time sooooo that's what would happen

So G.I Joe has been all the sudden extra thirsty and shit which is amazing cause by my count has to be over 5 months since he last had skittles of any sort, The Russian was also trying me via facebook and I shut that shit down quickly and swiftly enough cause I don't play that

Also Mommy Dearest fully earned my latest round of "we are not talking" by starting with the school shit again (oh hi did I tell you I came up with the sink leak again?? I think is having to do with plumbing in my building getting backed up when it rains heavily...awesome) mind you she then wants to add her fucking pearl of wisdom by saying: If you wanted to you could do it (Oh Really bitch?? could it be I DON'T WANT TO OR CANT OR WANT ANOTHER LOAN RUNNING AMOK??) or how Binks is doing some sort of school thing and no one helps her (except her with her monthly donations, daycare and her in laws pulling more than their weight.....sure, no one) So that day I picked my shit up,my dog and didn't even say another word to her and left... really is better than telling her: "See ma, after you got me into this place which you now have pity for me over and which you don't help me pay a sole bill in and shit, I just swore to myself that you wouldn't push me over another motherfucking life decision again, so fuck you and your stupid asshole advice"

But that was yesterday so I'm getting ahead of the curve, what i was going to say was that after going to the court with my boss a few times this week he came up wih all sorts of bullshit tombout oh the guys in the courtroom asked about you, oh judge such and such is single....I've never seen anything like my boss, so fucking thirsty for some mess to befall me... he texted me from open court while I'm looking at him straight ahead: "see anyone you'd like to notarize soon?"... with a straight fucking face and shit. It was classic

But I been doing some damage: Of Course I have been!

I was brazenly watching "Lust, Caution" at work after getting that computer at work back to work......MANNNNN someone should have warned me, cause WHOOOO Boy! the sex scenes?????? (there has been much debate about the degree of reality involved in those

*flustered*

Those shits reminded me of Weezy BIG Time, it was NOT pretty at all Like straight raw mean evil sex which then got me in the mood for that which was fortunate since I kept blowing Weezy off since the weekend and by that afternoon when he fortuitously texted me about wanting that ass (classy no?) I was good and ready for it.. but not overly hopeful for it (he is notorious for dishing back a minor dose of what I serve him)... then I went to work out and since I hadn't heard from that tool I also went ahead and took a nice couple of "Simply Sleep" pills to get my insomnia under control

..And then he calls

Why did he also take pills to sleep (real talk is weird: When I do talk to him instead of brushing him the fuck off, turns out he is an avid reader and tends to be into the same movies I'm into , which at first or second glance, is very improbable looking at him and his Myspace heh!)

But anyways I dillydally for a few more minutes and so does he until we both go Fuck It! let's do this shit (I also might have told him I was leaving again... yeah, I'm an asshole), Oh ladies: He delivered... more than delivered even! It was fantabulous but wrong VERY Wrong, the theme of that night was Teeth!, For some fucking reason He delivered some bite marks along with his 69ing... and for some reason I dished it right back...like wtf! he was all being extra vocal about the bj and how I need to move back and deliver the goods at least 3 times a week or something and then.....he bit my neck SO HARD that it was hurting the next day (God forbid I turn into a vampire, It won't be nice!) in the end he showed me some books he got and he chit chatted briefly before I had to take my ass home to rest once and for all! I'm not gonna lie that shit was greeeeeaattt and delicious and much needed

Ok so yesterday I went to the nude beach and I might as well break it down in little dumb shit that went down:

An Old Jewish furball sat next to me, he was trying to start some bullshit until the bum from the last time came trying to talk (and he IS missing a tooth) I shut him down SO Mean and completely and unequivocally that all 3 guys round me up and move, all except the gay guy in the thong

An old Jewish man and his "friend-lady" kept gossiping about me LOLL eventually he came to tell me they both thought my skin was BBBEEEAAUUUTTTYYYYYFFFUUULL (like that) he bought me a refill of my lemonade without my asking for and when I got in the water he and his lady friend Beverly, who must have been older than my mom came swimming by, this time he now started calling me Miss Venezuela and said they didn't want to bother me before cause I was reading

Some fat guy came by called me Sexual Chocolate I guess my stare was enough to make him change location plans (it was funny he was setting his shit down, then he just picked them up)

An old old old old old dude with a cockring came by to invite me to a strict dress code Fetish Party (bwahahahahahaah)

Then like at 3 or so this guy with a hot body and about my height comes by (WTF Am I A Gian??? Karrie thinks I'm nothing but a Venezuelan Stallion... her words, not mine) , he is just chilling and scoping things out and I'm reading when My mom called to bug out about something, I briefly talk to her then went to the water

((OOHH as I write this the Richie Rich done started hiting me up online and this is serious he is still asking me if I want to be his one and only cause when I say jump he'll just say how high, stays offering me his house and shit... he actually asked if I was dating anyone seriously nd if I still keep weezy in case of e.rs I told him, I love we can both be honest with each other))

well then he follows me to the water and tells me in Spanish that he was surprised by me speaking Spanish, he was from Spain and we spent an hour or more talking all over the map, he wasn't staring at my cooch or boobs even though it was sorta out there he actually said my teeth were super white and was asking me about the book I was reading etc, you know CIVIL shit, in he end he cracked a joke about Spaniards not showering and I told him that for a natural born dickhead, like Spaniards are known to be, he was actually chill

He then asked me to dinner and I declined over having to do my obligatory "mom visit" (where the aforementioned shit went down) and he asked for my number

which he actually called today while I was at the gym made me cackle that he was asking if I went to church already i said: No for the same reason you don't go, he shoots back Oh spontaneous Combustion??

Bwahahhaahahaha

Stoopid ass!, I'm supposed to see him in a little while, so maybe I should get ready (oh and he is driving here to take me out, he made a pork eating joke cause yesterday I told him no pork or seafood for me)

And Friday I think i have a day with a Frenchie-French man (the kind that comes from Paris... he is looking for a LOT and I don't know that I am so we will see, Beats eating Ramen noodles dinner alone, eh Karrie?? Bewwhahahah that minione had me dying yesterday !)

Oh I listened to Depeche Mode Allllllll weekend


A Question of Lust: You thought I was playing, it was ON all weekend


Dream on


Precious


Suffer well:

Chockful of men, beach, crazy Weekend Update

Bueno Chiquitos: LOOONNGGG Ass weekend chock full of stuff

first of all I was all my lovely onsters sent me these little hot shits! I LOOVVEE my girls
and this is my girl who needs extra love right now, yet she's throwing this back to me!

Anywayssss: So The Italian is here this week, I am like eh! cause if people know something about me is: I Hate driving, Another thing about me: I ABHOR Miami, South Beach and Hialeah.. tremendously so

But out of the fact I do like him in a friendly way and all I go drive over there, Rainy as fuck, horrible bunch of days... and I gotta drive to fucking MIA EWWWWwwwww

So I go and he is as cute as I expect him to be but not as tall as I like em, but again Is cool cause we've been in a flirty but totally friends tip always ... his friends however... are. Beyond. The. Shadow.Of A. Doubt. Distractingly. Amazing. Looking.....This is one of them but the picture seriously doesn't do him Justice at all
Like whatsoever cause his eyes Oh Man! and him smiling?? God! people kept staring at him!
Of course, then we go walk and shop in Lincoln Road and it was all shits and giggles they asked me to eat with them and we were having all types of convo in English/Spanish and them drilling me in Italian while I picked up half of what they were asking (Um Also The guys about Lincoln Road??? JeeBus H Christ in Hot Little Jammies!! I saw this Asian dude soooooo oBeautiful??!? We just double took each other, well more like triple-quadrupled took MAANNNN that was something to look at!)

Anyways we went to a few stores, tried out perfume, joked and all and then because It was just going to rain even harder I decide to leave... they all ask if I could come back later to go to Space (a trance joint ) with them, cause that's about the only place in MIA exclusively playing that and neither one of us likes Hip hop like that whatsoever

AS IF!!! Friends, I took that drive out of being "nice" not for no damned Other reason!!! so I squirmed out with a Maybe, for sure if not tomorrow blah blah blah so Whatever I drive home only for my family to want to hang.. truth be told I had to also take Tia Lusy to my boss' house to make him some upholstery stuff and I needed to wash gym clothes so I got my shit together and high tailed it to my aunt's


OH hhhhhh Boy, once there I got SOOOOOO Staggeringly tipsy off of red wine with Cousin Cute and J.C then Mami came, then Tia Sa came, Tio Ramon , My grandparents, and next thing you know we ordered pizzas, is 20 of us and we played checkers and kept being drunkalicious, loud, talking about penises, and J.C needing some Poon... Leogoddess texted me to see if we'd hit the hard rock but at that point I was so fucked up

I even SLEPT at Tia Lusy's for a while before making any other moves at all, At 12 I make it home and take a shower and some hot tea for some reason and to finalized my sobering up process when my texts start going off and one of them is Weezy the other one is Pasty

I had Previously planned to use a certain Weezy for my own sexual purposes yet THAT feel through on his own hot bullshit, however I wasn't fazed cause I basically wasn't THAT thristy yet and I've discovered that with him, things are better when he's fucked up-oh-so-much that he wants to make it up extra harder, this time he called and texted me about feeling sick, dizzy and nauseous and taking meds... since I'm an asshole not only did I not believe but also didn't feel obligated to respond back, at all

eventually at 3 am he tries again telling me he is trying to get up cause he wants my body so bad blah blah blah and I text back: Go To sleep I'm at the club

Which was TRUE as I ended up with Pasty and his merry band of Hottish-short Jew dudes in a new hot club completely unintentional (I was going to go to bed early after getting semi tanked at my aunt's on red wine) LOOTTTSS of hot men, but I was NOT appropriately dressed cause basically he texted me at 11 at night charmingly tombout: hello Slut that I love, my wife is in Israel and she instructed me to call you and make you come clubbing with me for safety and cockblocking purposes, also I have a friend that I'm trying to throw your way

GAHHH Pasty! then he called me a clitoris and I called him a Prepuce before I remembered that he doesn't have one (Duh!!!)

We acted like assholes all night, we snarked on the drunk bitches, he called one of them Bird-faced , we pointed out the hot people, the bartenders were having hot bodies and no shirt and some body paint (and the friend he intended to hook me up with kind of got salty and asked me if I thought the guy was hot, I said: um well his very hot pecs are out and about!) , the girls serving were all extra hot there was a tranny and the rest had fake cans and spray painted corsets on

Me and pasty were bitching about the hip hop so much that we ended up moving to another side were we found my instant pick of the night ( well, I had seen him before and greedily point out to Pasty That I wanted to jump that boy: He had a Huge Mohawk, a nose ring he was dressed in all black being contemptuous, with his glasses..the reading kind, not the douchy kind) ... My Guy Pick was on top of a little stage playing a tricked out Violin to Trance Music and if you don't think I was completely swooning/transfixed and in love, you are WRONG, I ordered Pasty to take a picture STAT *sigh* had I been alone I think I would have approached... Pic doesn't really show his awesomeness but still




And Pasty kept getting hit on by this little gay guy calling him Tom Cruise.. sure if Tom Cruise is made out of Translucent paper and 20 pounds underweight!!

Also why before I got there (which btw was 20 minutes away from home and the only reason he swayed me to come along) he is talking about: My friend hasn't had any in a while, how about breaking him off a piece of your kit kat bar!... if not I saw this very hot looking guy maybe you'll want that ??!?, I asked him why was he always Penis scouting for me?

The next day my hair situation looked horrible but I couldn't go to bed with stank club hair

I was going to go to the gym as evidenced by the hot pink wifebeater.. but it was the first time that the day looked glorious during a weekend in WEEKS!, so I decided to gamble on the nude beach, cause I simply couldn't keep staying away! (I was sad that I've put that off for dumb shit and uncomfortable outings when I coulda been there all along)

And My luck TOTALLY held up! the day was nice it wasn't too full, I had my white bathing suit... briefly, my Zune blasting, my phone, Fresco Chicken Burrito (8 grams of fat!) and a Piña Colada frutista, and a Patricia Cornwell book that my boss let me borrow and it was set in South Florida!, also a dude about my height with a HUGE schlong and the tight body of a Greek god ( no more like a surfer down to the bleached out hair) was in close proximity! What else could a chick want??


Not Nam Thing!

the water was great and the book was awesome and the sun was just right when Big Schlong literally came and asked me if I came often I said yes, gave me a big smile and went back to his spot

This outing I got bugged a lot more than usual by the usual suspects:

*The fat swinger couple started the "extra friendly" routine, I shut that shit down quickly by swimming away without another word

* Captain Obvious who is so retarded so as to be walking a WHOLE opposite direction on the shore and then double backing turning around and coming to the water exactly to my spot tombout...Uh Taking a dip eh?? heh heh? (right you konw how THAT went for him)

* A dude looking like a homeless man on a day vacation comes rushing to me as I'm packing up tombout: Why are you leaving? I was coming to say Hi (I said : Ok Bye now)

* the usual asshole that sits DIRECTLY facing you for no reason (2 0f those but my direct evil contempt staredown coupled with my disgusted walking away TOTALLY made them be gone before I got back)


Oh the Best was this fat little chubby gross extra charred pregnancy belly having tool coming saying: OHHH HIII

Then double backing 2 seconds later asking:

Are you alone?

Um Yes (back to reading)

Mind if I join you

Yes I actually would mind,since I don't know you and I didn't invite you

Well You are so pretty I had to try

*nasty staredown*


I know it sounds like I get off on being an assholic cunt but is not like that I just don't appreciate dudes crowding my space and acting like there is NO WAY you could be NOT interested and dare come up with some inappropriate pushy shit



But overall both men and women were friendly as ever without overstepping their bounds, even said hi to Yoga dude and the beach ambassadors, cool peeps (the regulars that is)

Oh and Before Big Schlong left he came and said Bye to me saying that he hoped to bump into me again, Yes Me too sugar!

On the Internet man front although i'm taking my time assessing dudes and putting them through the ringer, I do have two that you guys can salivate over a little bit , good flirtings


"You are an absolute vision. I don't want to sound too cheesy, and I don't want to get lumped in with all the creepy, random men that undoubtedly harass you on this site: I think you're gorgeous and sexy and I'd love to get to know you."

Yes Yes I answered cause also he seemed together on his shit after further checking him out and chatting, he looks very cute, non??



And there was this too, not so possible so I told him to stay a friend cause this muffin lives in Den-fucking-ver WTF with guys from god knows where hitting me up??but he had contacted me repeatedly in a respectful way and I just didn't feel like ignoring him anymore! but.... don't they know that whole being hot and far away sexually frustrates me??

You are precious and beautiful...wow I love latinas!lol :) Keep Smiling, that Dimple is amazing to look at!



Don't hate me, I couldn't make them any bigger! I promise I tried


Yo! Is it wrong to experience a DEEP sense of Schadenfreude seeing a Profile of Brooke Hogan and her big ass man-face Crying??? I'm just like cackling!!.....OMFGLJAYYYSSSSUS! Linda Hogan is in the show Motherfucking live with a red old angry sore in the corner of her lip and the new GF for That nasty Hulk Dude looks like an exact clone of Brooke

WTF I just got a message on my cellphone marked "Confidential" and it was just music, like a car riding

Aside from that, here

My Gay Husband Made my life this week by doing this *** Oh Hi Buttercup, you didn't get our wedding invite???**** Bwahahah



And FINALLY this is my new loverette, I can't stand her style, the sexy bitch is doing it so hard and delicious, a hybrid of Alison Goldfrapp with the clothes of Gaga, "overpowered" is a whole cd full of hot shit


Roisin Murphy- Slave to Love: First of all this is a fanmade vid to her unrelease cover of Bryan Ferry's "Slave To Love" and that shit is beyond good to get undressed to or have sexytimes poppin! anywhoo I love her name

Roisin Murphy- Overpowered: Ack Look at that mess!


Roisin Murphy- You know me Better: Dance bitches, dance!!

OK I'm exhausted and almost don't have a voice at all anymore... tell me about your weekend

God Answers the Prayers of Q and J and more Rave reviews

The literal Translation of the creepiest video in humanity: Total Eclipse of the Heart

Fact: Me and J LOOOVVEE us some Bonnie Tyler, but more than loving Bonnie and her Iconic music, we Adore and are at the same time UTTERLY dumbfounded by her Videos, they NOT NEVER make any sense and this major offender was long overdue for the literal treatment

More Rave reviews then, no?

For example: I FINALLY caved in to the pressure and got on the Netflix Train and I LOVE IT, I'm Obsessed and the great array of the over precious indie, foreign fare I LOVES:

Thus far in three days I've watched:

Let The Right One In: After many many reviews, I ADORED it and downloaded the soundtrack to it. It was beautiful but I need the book now as many things were left out and I already read shitty Gringos want to remake this even though it was magnificent and is all of a year old! WTF man

Born in Brothels: Sad movie, is amazing to see the resignation and adultness and the utterly composed way in which these poor little souls behave, I never imagined that I was getting invested until I unclenched my ass when all their HIV tests came back negative, Bless them

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly: Mami gave me his book to read a long time ago, is about a former Elle mag editor who suffered a stroke and got left with Locked In Syndrome, then went on to write a book
One
Blink
at
a
time...

word for word he had to think what he wanted to write then blink every time the helper said the right LETTER... and the book is so exquisite and imagery rich... took him something like 200.000 blinks per page or something! this was another soundtrack worth the time to find

Jesus Camp: That shit plain old creeped me the fuck out, just fucked up the way that these creepy Krazy Kristians intend to take over, Oh the brainwashing!

Anyways tomorrow I'll watch Wendy and Lucy and try not to cry at work and shit, now then I'm a BIG BIG BIG fan of foreign movies, docs, some biographies, horror movies and action shit as well as sci fi,(the last three might be the ones that I would even bother with American movies for the most part, since the effects are superior, yet this should tell you something: I haven't watch Ironman yet!!!) so I already have a CHUNK of movies to watch and shit, shows that J has insisted I watch and more! that's my downtime at work/ after gym thang


OH Yeah Baby!!! cause I've been on that gym, running even! I'm happy as hell about that and the fact that dudes kinda sorta stare a bit but would Never EVER invade on you and shit


Oh and that Dove Deodorant with Lemongrass?? (and tangerine, I think?) OHHH child! I'm smelling my own pits in utter delight, is that good! so I got the spritzer for the gym too, and yeah I'm passing this info cause I can sweat up a storm during my gym times and unlike some lucky hussies I can't be walking around without deodorant, No ma'am!

Also Ebay netted me more of that Pleasures perfume that I love, the Delights one for 14 bucks (I also put out a BOLO for the Exotic one which people also love on me after I got stuck in a court elevator with 2 tasty men in suits asking about my perfume)

And the Beach needs to happen soon but our weather has been innordinately crappy and rainy, I WANT TO WEAR MY WHITE BATHING SUIT!

What else?? Oh yeah I got some dates lined up I think, one 38 ttttaaaaalll dude, kind of nice on the approach, the other one might be with that green eyed 27 year old, he keeps insiting on a date, The evangelical texted me but quite honestly I wasn't trying too hard if at all cause that Jesus Camp shit was very fresh in my mind thusly making my sex hard drive crash something awful (speaking of which, have you seen a porn so good that you just cramped out and had involuntary orgasm tearing up just going at it??? Well I did... whhaaa???? TMI?), also, I've had to block at least 5 mofos online this week for trying too fucking hard and also ignored a few calls from the Russian and G.I Joe the eternal optimist that he thinks he is!

I got nothing else at the moment, but something might come to me soon.... I need to sleep BADLY