I am like, adoring that show please don't fuck it up, this a a childhood staple of mine, I Love that Morris Chestnutt is employed and shirtless, I love that the "Robin" angle is switched to a boy instead of a girl, I love that the father is Ever is ever just so Fuckabulitious, and Hello Morena Baccarin! cause she looks like this cause I love that name
Cause she has THE most delicious Haircut, I always feel kindred to the sort haired girls, I've always had hair like that or shorter, Fact This is THE longest I've ever had my hair, and I'm not used to it, like it stays getting in my face/sometimes when I'm eating, a hot mess(mami used to keep mine always short, Binks long) , usually I'da been Batshit by now and shaved it all off or done some REAL crazy Home cut BUT I'm getting to the age where I don't do very many slutty length things, or crazy makeup or a shaved head, cause for one I'm not that skinny and I work in an office where I'd NEVER hear the end to thinks like a drastic cut, pink hair or huge visible tats...not to say I wouldn't toe the line real close or date a human pincushion... cause by God I would and I'm diligently working two fronts of that, like hard, like while on my period working on that one dude I previously showed you and this other morsel that actually hit me up whilst at publix (downtown, picking up lunch for boss) and he and I had an eyefuck for a moment ...a Long one, through the store....but we collected ourselves enough to exchange phones and emails... he told me something lurid in German the other day via email and funnariously that's when what little I remember/ can barely identify decides to kick in so I actually texted him back: "If you are lucky and play your cards right, you will have the answer to that soon enough"
Yes it was that saucy
Further info: he is my age, he is a chocoholic, like suffering of a Milky way problem such as I do, a Nurse (so are we calling him Focker (as in Gary focker), came from Germany at 14, he just cracked me up with some mess about "well, you said you don't like douchebags and you like that i'm being nice: but...what if I was a good looking-good kissing- douchebag? J/K"
Verdict: I'm in trouble (but I answered that i'd probably take advantage of the kissing and NEVER ever call him back again...Yup I sure did, he asked if he could cook for me)
Further proof the Germans are coming is that my Long distance morsel also just told me he is coming to visit friends and he wants to spend a day or a few hours just us doing something fun (see; we stay always in contact nothing too schmoopie or anything but also enough to as he says: "Have me keep him in mind" he sometimes will text in the morning and say hi or whatever, a quick call whatever) we had agreed to try and meet halfway after the holidays when things calmed down, take the dogs, meet somewhere not alabama not South florida and do whatever people did in that podunk halfway town a whole day, before we settled into anything else, Only he just called me and said that to me that we should hang Saturday or Sunday after thanksgiving
Speaking of my boss, That man has gone off the deep end of crazy, I love him but why did he loudly ask me yesterday if I STILL had my period, which "obviously" means i'm "Unclean"
Then he called me a Biotch Today... over nothing in particular, he just loved repeating the word, kind of like when he got a hold of the word BULLSHIT (spoken like a black woman in Opa Locka Flawda) and he just ran it to the ground... he is just like a 5 year old with Tourettes
Leighton Meester & robin Thicke- Someone to Love: Ummmmmmmmmmmm this is Totally going on the seductive dance list, NOMMY, just sexy strippery thing all sprinkled with Robin, sessy voice and that Round,Round/Italo Disco shit, plus she is practically Purring, i can't hate that
Sliimy | MySpace Video Sliimy- Womanizer: *sigh* better song and Video than the Original britney Is legend in my book for being a Life fail at her own songs which then anyone can go on to cover VERY WELL
First of all i've been on the same headache for 2 days now Yep i finally put clothes on to go get excedrin Tension Headache (yessss it stopped)
second: WHAT the fuck is the matter with Sammy Sosa, I've spent all day looking at the blogs, and Sat night i had a SS induced nightmare: Is the permed hair, the contacts, and now the white skin (also could be botox, an ethnic Nose job and a peel or two thrown in there Lets not discuss his woman's Contacts (did they get them in a two for one special), or her Harsh face ( Mia and I theorized that she eats Bunnies On Easter!) or Afro Latinos colorstruckness or its roots, is a shameful part of my culture and a big part of why I don't ever see myself paired up with a Hispanic man that's not one hundred and ten percent Americanized AND liberated, Our values, and his family's desire for a whiter mate won't ever align with me and what I want in a man/from an extended family, since I can't ever carry myself as second best on account to my color, so BOO assholes!
Third: Notes on a Scandal was a MAGNIFICENT movie! really Judi Dench was Glen Close crazy and I all the sudden understood Mary Kay Letorneau, plus is always a joy to see Bill Nighty
fourth: I most certainly I'm Trapped in this body cause why else would a WOMAN be drinking Juice from the Bottle
fifth: Tai must die; Not only I get porn from her (Gay Porn that tickles my bones, and some other raw shit straight up my gutterbucket alley) and Prayers to the Red Lord so my period stops so I can tap That ass but I also get this THE TURD BURGLAR! In PURPLE!
sixth: Who all thinks I am going to say no to this??? extra info (cause We've been talking THAT much and cause I am INSANE and in SoFl you thoroughly research people and I've done my research... and I'm amazing ): Smart as fuck, Black/Italian/some Hispanic stuff in between, Way extra Open, a Perv like me, trust me, like we've laid a LOT out there this weekend, like A-ok with my love for t-girl porn, used to live in Manipur (India) , from 12-14 as a monk first then training to fight, plays bass (Used to anyways) on a Straight edge steez until very recently HAWT body, Um we are into a lot of the same music apparently, he can only suck at kissing and be a true life asshole and that's the only way I wouldn't hit it (since he charmed me a LOTTTTT this weekend... uh and so did his Blog from a few years back Hehe!?...and them tatts and glasses and uh... package situation), his name is a pass down from the family since being back in Italy for the first born male, So there are very many high chances that should the gods of Periodland Spare me I will most certainly be Tapping That Very soon (why that asshole Tai, called him TAP Tats And Penis)... and yes Fuck what You heard, neither one of us has many morals...There is NOTHING I don't love about that picture, not a thing...OH and this; He used to have an apadravya piercing which he took of about 10 years ago... I Wish he still had it cause I've never done a dude with a dick piercing and that could feel superdelicious against mine YUMMMM (also don't look that shit up whilst at work, is a favor, trust me) oh And Uh He LOVES to be at Haulover???!?!? How the fuck I missed that Fucking Morsel??? HOW! (he shared videos with me... I gave him some pictures, yup with other people and backstory... Nommy!)
seventh: Is SO nice out still Bitches!!1 Like 80s (windy at the moment) but won't it be awesome if i can still swing the beach a few days from now??
eight: I got my coat for the Girl's Trip, Old Navy has a sale half off all week and Monsters, La and Mia helped me pick it out via phone
Ninth: Binky is coming!!!! day after thanksgiving, for like a month, babies and all ***Bai Privacy!, hello Cache and Cookies cleaning****
tenth: Uh i had me the HELL of a boyfriend-Date with Oralmaster, yup that threw me for a loop as well, LOL he called me when he got home from Chicago, the next morning (saturday) I needed food SORELY
The Bread was hard, the fruit was on it's way out, the Olives are months old for some reason i just found them and yep I keep 3 things of water filled at all times cause I Drink water like it's going out of style
anywhoosie so That But On the way to Walmart I get Mr. Oralmaster (is like 9: 30 am or something) O: Hey Babe
Q: hey you, what's up?
O: My Cock... we need you NOW
(Classy, Non?.....Tai said the man should write cards for Hallmark the way he is classy with words like this)
Q: well, come on over, you know where to find me and where to park
Delicious! I was in fact needing Some pre-period sex! Timely motherfucker you! so I get to shopping (and Spike got his new Collar BTW) when I get another text: O: did you eat yet, hon? Q; um, no but I'm buying food, you want something
(I stay cuddled with the dude, and he eats pussy on a scale that greatly outweighs my BJ giving, and I'm a 30 mins at least thing) and I like cooking, and he looks like this on a bad day (the pics don't really really reflect him well...Oh! he was wearing this shirt!!)
So i don't mid cooking for a hard working man that also has no problems staying hard, staying protected having a short practically non existent or mostly STILL HARD refractory period
O: No how about I pick you up and take you to lunch
Q: Nice, sure, then call me when you're downstairs
So i got home, quickly cleaned, showered, and left things in order, and shortly after he called, appreciated my glasses and Wonder woman Tshirt combo and we set out to find food, bt that turned into a long drive, talking shit, exchanging stories about the assholes of SoFl and the golddiggers he's encountered (He said He was going to change his profile to Copper diggers wanted *DEAD*) we talked a LOT of shit back and forth we then ended up in a place really close to my house which he said was to "feed me the best garlic Rolls ever" (they were) and once there we talked even more smack,we giggled at the waitress having a white print of flour on her ass, tried to place her accent (Eastern Europe, I won that), and held on valiantly to our lead as "the youngest Clients in the room"
After that we came home, he intended to watch the game (some team against another) only of course I got interested on his package..... which then turned into VERY vigorous Sex (HOLLA TROJAN MAGNUM ECSTASY) and I mean I was In fact Cramping cause I think he wast trying to give me a hysterectomy.... Yo That was A LOT the wet spot in the bed was the whole bed, he tried to Make me have some of that female ejaculation business... only so he could lick it, ahhh man and again i don't think I'm ever going to find some dude that genuinely loves to eat that much pussy
after that we showered, came out to the couch to watch more tv and cuddle with spike, except he fell asleep between my legs, I woke him up after a while so we could move to bed, he didn't oppose this (usually he'd rouse up enough to get his clothes on and get that show on the road, when he's been sort of tired) so we went to bed, spike went behind his legs and I set my alarm for an hour.... he cuddled up with me all spooning and rubbing my arms and covering my feetsies from the cold etc Yup! NOW, THAT (or my being comfortable with same) does NOT happen often.. and what do you know? I actually felt asleep after a whole while, heh!
After a while the alarm rang, I woke up, he fixed himself in a different position and I went ahead and wrapped myself around him, but since i HAD to g see about that coat, i didn't feel like letting him fall asleep again, so I went for that BJ Wake up move....... We ended up on the longest 69 thing Ever, and both came without so much as penetration needed! Fun for the whole family!... afterward I took a quick shower again, he got dressed and got spike ready to go out ( I like that he REAALLLYYY likes spike) and I've been eating that fucking huge unending Calzone since yesterday... It was A LOT, like a Large sized pizza bent over, is what he called it LOL
Music- The indie edition (as always)
Music Go Music- Just Me: How extra is she
The Drums- Let's Go Surfing: so Fun... Like Joy Division but on Anti Depressants!
I'm also eating like a pig at a through I think, cause my period is going to be here saluting my ladyparts any minute (watch the sexing offers commence, cause my period is stupid like that
Oh also THE STUPID ANONYMOUS ASSHOLE THAT INSIST ON TRYING TO COMMENT WITH ADVERTISEMENTS FOR CIALIS ETC: GET.THE. FUCK.OFF.MY.BLOG... I always moderate and although I gives a fuck about dissenters or criticism, or advice, or questions or off topic stuff I will surely the fuck NOT approve yours no matter what, so go somewhere else with that shit (also same goes for the occasional religious nuts, unless is an excerpt of the LOLCat Bible I simply don't care for it , Toodle Roo!!!)
Oh Is quiet here and I finished off all my work, I want a quiet (if periody) weekend, no man bullshit even though yes we are still holding interviews and disqualifying morons left and right
In a bit I'll call JC, since I need to look into reducing my insurance costs and keep trying to save or at least pay the cards cause my sister should be here shortly, with her kids, as well as Paulie and Neen and her kid I believe and that will mean money expenditure, plus I need to get some xmas gifts (It won't be horrible as far as my family goes since I think we are having the gift exchange as always, but I still want to try to do some things)
And also that trip to ATL for NYE is definitely coming up and in full progress!! so exciting!!, and we are going to some nice Hotel (Like 5 starts type of shit! who knows!) Monster, Mia, and La and apparently I need to be babysat so I don't get in trouble!!, also what do people even do at Basketball games??? I'm at an utter loss, if you know me, you know I think sports smell like sweaty socks and I don't follow, and I get sleepy and so they decided we are going to some game, don't ask me who but I don't even know what you do for clothing to start with... I need a shiny 6'3 something to keep me occupied or something... wait they Might be at the court? right? I think? whatever we are doing that and uh Hello I need cheap covered up stuff that is NOT ugly , cause I cannot also look miserable and chubby-in-layers... also I gotta secure a Spike minder!
*And I must workout: I think if I adopted my former hardlinery about that I'd be less stressed, about these HolidayHorror things (It just stresses me all those people around wanting something and expecting me to hang around and the lack of privacy.. don't get me wrong I love to have my family and friends around, you just know I'm not keen on fake holiday cheer and guided "blessings" and on being nice and sociable, so any kind of holiday thing tests my last nerve, my ability to not yell at my family or to strangle them regarding their tardy/cheap/idiotic habits, I'm however dead sure they hate my curmudgeony, fake smile 2 sec-before-the-picture- ass... another thing I can't with: Shoppers) on the plus side though... My skin is behaving and my body is not rebelling againt my shitty habits even as I apparently am totally back on the imsomnia train ( oh Manita SRLY AFTER we hung up then I couldn't sleep for an hour or so more!!)
*What is it about the holidays? that you can't stand: I don't know I don't like any of them, for one i don't get on the we saved the indians train, for 2nds I don't like fireworks, Halloween just generally creeps me out and Xmas is just UGH!, I also don't like to participate on Valentines, Easter and stuff liek that, I don't get the why it has to be the ONE day you decide to be nice and extra on people...Besides I celebrate all summer long taking my butt the Nude Beach whatever, I wasn't big on them as kid cause my parents weren't (Curiously enough all of the sudden my mom has become this extra crazy person about every single solitary shit, is ridiculous seeing her trying to rally adult troops when she never really care much for them shennanigans before) I suppose if I had a child Imight have to muster the umph! for decor but fuck I t think my sister only puts up a christmas tree as well, she DEFINITELY doens't do most of them but she indulges on taking her kids around (his Family is Big on all kinds of extra whirly flavored fuckery for each and every occasion and what have you)
*Random Shit I JUST heard/saw for the first time that Beyonce Sweet Dreams thing (literally like 5 minutes ago!) and I Liked the song : Heh! I adore to be tardy to these kind of party, My radio hate hard on continues on, and yet still great song, pretty girl, her spastic-dancing shimmy-shaking gives me tourettes and st vitus all at once, so one day I might hear the song and not turn it off but i certainly can continue avoid seeing her videos since they leave me with my head cocked to the side trying to understand and at the same time giving high props To Molly Roncal for the amazing makeup work (Another or my 2 favorite Beyonce games I play is the "interviews" game: this one is to try to recreate one of her vapid ones or to start drinking once she starts talking about Celestine/God/ her daddy, OR "guess which dresses Tina didn't make" Clues are: Good fit/ sudbued colors/ unbusy/glitterless/anything other than a mermaid cut/lame/satin???: then chances are this is Versache, D&G, Armani or Cavalli is fun Try It!)
Friday Music: Is all about Dispatch for moi today (cause we still got us 80s up in this here bitch!!)
Dispatch- General: I like this one but is even funner to try to match him on a follow-the-lyrics- battle, Heh!
Dispatch- two coins: sweet tune, every sweeter lyrics
Dispatch- Elias: Here, sing along
Na Jesu atwanekwa tayesu falala he. Na Jesu atwanekwa tayesu falala he. Tayesu falala he, falala he. Tayesu falala he, falala he.
And Passerby, the one that made me love em in situ:
I mean.... I KNOW I was supposed to blog more but I've been a bit stressed out....it was time to get my prints done for the citizenship, luckily , they let me do them without presenting my residency, i just gotta hope it works the same way on my interview cause there is no other reason why they would deny me that, also the office rearrangement from hell? GOD I've hated this, the new dude and his assistant are not so horrible but these cramped ass quarters are the pits, needless to say my privacy has been zapped a bit and my boss stays playing fucking games and drawing pictures, that lady also talks too much and I gotta wear my headphones just to get peace and quiet
Anyways, my intended plan of more regular blogging will continue, since my desk is clean, those peeps are settled, and all and all our schedule seems to be totally managed now that and the fact that I NEED to go to the damned gym in a steady schedule, my body is good to me to not utterly rebel against my fuckery
ok so let's start where I last left you and inject a few asides here and there, Halloween night was spent with my aunts and my cousin Eva, we all sat in the front porch, Eva handed candy to her classmates cause she wasn't all for no damned dress up (another thing she mimics me in, I hate all that made up commercialized holiday shit, she never quite has gotten on board either, she says that now that she is a "teen" she can express her displeasure with same LOL) and I got to watch a few horror movies, mostly Zombies, George Romero and unworthy remakes, also Hulk Smash texted me something about being sick, I was like uh..Ok (mind you me and Tai have been speaking poo on to that cause we keep going back to the same thing: why did he non-answered me regarding why is he single... like he just giggled and deflected the question, a question that is NOT hard to answer BTW), Oralmaster put on some text time even though I really wasn't planning on seeing him since UH! was Saturday and I was chilling with my family and Sunday I'm supposed to hang out with NY
AHHHH NY... Let me tell you, Tai and my Manita have been hearing me gripe about this: I was feeling absolutely stifled I guess is like this... when you like someone a lot it doesn't matter but you know that to me he was ok in the attractive scale but not super extra hawt or nothing, (short), most of all I'm a firm believe that I don't owe you shit nor do you when we are just starting to date.... I'm a commitmentphobe THERE! I've said it! I am a great girlfriend to have cause I ask for little more that cock, faithfulness and some efforts, I give space cause I NEED space myself, so I'm not bugging you, texting you, needing wanting all the time... But you gotta EASE me to that point.... Calling nightly for an hour, texting several times a day is only going to make me REALLY nervous
And I was REALLY NERVOUS, ugh! bothered and twitchy, I was straight not answering to some texts and shit, to my credit I did not say shit cause like my Manita said: Maybe I need to be eased into things and, hey i think dude is nice, doing the things, he, so to speak, could do in order to attract me, right??
Idon'treallyknowwwww
That night spicky broke his running after a big azz Shiba Inu, who then went on to chomp on his side, he wailed but as soon as I picked him up he went right back to talking shit and yapping it up, is stupid too cause he had been awesome enough for my aunt and cousin to comment on how well he's behaved, with all the trick o treaters, being sweet with all the kids and the teenagers, just being quiet and smelling up everyone a little bit...the funniest shit was that Eva tied strong white rope around his neck, triple knot, is so amusing that I haven't taken it off
and oh my nails are growing, hard to tell there cause I keep em squared and tapered off but All of them have grown all of the sudden Fact: my nails really don't grow, they peel when they do, so I'm kind of surprised
I also finally washed my hair off the keratin; my hair is now wavy, and I gotta work for those, but is great cause I hate crazy volume and whatever i guess you see the length more, i'm not really attached to that, I'm more into the convenience of time reduction and not wetting it daily, so Booyakasha on That! but to blow dry or flat iron it is a MINUTES thing I didn't even need a mirror yesterday I just flat ironed it while talking to mami, is extremely soft either way
So that date came in and based on my level of apprehension I'm already iffy, but i figure if he comes at 1pm then he'll leave early, and hey I could use a bit of massage and uh... sexification if it happens!!!? (what? you thought I grew morals all of the sudden??, uh NO)
The apprehension turns to "um, ok" when he insists that WE can go get our dogs dogtags and spike a new collar.... um........o....k.......
He then proceeded to make it worse by telling me how he really wasn't feeling his Halloween Horror Nights, trip to Orlando with his dudes cause it was super crowded but since i like that type of shit : Maybe we can go next year?!?/!?!/!/1/1/1/??!?!?!?1/kpowoqjw'ehcFSDUhfC"ASdihv
WtF??? I'm NOT sure I want to even keep you and you tombout NEXT fucking Year??? boy STTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Then he came and i just had this forebording like ENNGHH!! i gotta stop seeing this dude!... but his dog was ADORABLE and he also hated spike and spike hated him, it was a disaster, an hour and change trying to get those two idiots under control, spike even bit y finger, not intentionally but he did
And then NY started trying to kiss me and rub me... but it was just eh! I wasn't feeling it at all, it was sloppy, desperate, whatever..... Then he crowned himself the biggest looser when we are just laying there and he starts to kinda get close to me with a hard-on only to Ask again about when are we gonna have unprotected sex
I Told him that it was NOT gonna happen no matter what he said, so that was lame and fucking obnoxious as fuck, and I HATE that bullshit pressure, and is fucking stupid, no matter what is like 2009 I don't know where you've been and I'm looking out for number one, you'd think guys would give more of a fuck
add to that (when I'm already peeved out enough to put my clothes back on etc) Binky calls me and the whole fucking time I'm talking to her Not only is he not giving me space in my own couch BUT he is Trying to be loud to where he wants to be obviously noted... to where I GOTTA shush him, when I hang up on her he goes; Oh you can tell her about me
"uh, I decide when I tell who about what friend" (now he is pushing my fucking buttons)
and then he just didn't seem to want to leave 9im watching SVU and pointedly yawning and whatever
second to final button gets popped when Binks sends me pics of the kids and tells me to open them... and he is hovering over me cause HE wants to see em... he THEN jumps again on the same bullshit about Oh if we had kids... and "what color are their eyes"
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO
so somehow I hustle him out of here, ,he made a weak push about sex which I totally rebuffed and now i'm thinking "not-so-nice" cause nice guys don't fucking act stupidly pushy, and i IMMEDIATELY call my manita to let her know this simply won't do and it sucked ass and I couldn't wait for him to leave and then he knocks on the door cause he forgot something, so who knows maybe he woulda been privy to some convo and catch a clue but you know what does him in as final nail in the coffin??
He actually texted me, on his way home... to ask why didn't I want to have sex before he left; if it was because I was tired, or just didn't feel like it period
You know it had to end there right??: so i told him that pushing for condom less sex sucked on his part and I was feeling not well matched whether he was a sweet dude or not
he said he understood and blah blah balh I actually severely thank Mia for forcing me to write a very short dry message cause it woulda been death on earth to get a message or call from him on Monday so that was awesome
I have several pieces I'm moving at the moment, a ma asked me to pee on him, another said he is bisexual but i look like I'd be good to peg him (how did he know???) and 2-3 more, i gotta figure out who I want and who I don't, yummy fellas, but as of right now only Oralmaster is keeping up (texting me all lustyy from effing chicago begging me for some pictures etc etc etc ) I'm still deciding if I eve want to reply to Hulk smash
I have lots of delectableness around on my plate, we will pick off the bad stuff
Dan Auerbach- I want some more: I love how my indie cache is still giving me some shit
So I'm listening to your opinion and trying to drop something in the blog daily even if it's a snippet some music some story that way it won't be this LOOOOOONNNGG drawn out post
First of all we've been super duper busy at work (and that will be a blessing when I gotta ask for a raise
Second of all I am broke cause 130 bucks put a wrench on my budget (On the plus side i got an AMEX which has no real spending limit BUT you gotta pay end of the month so there is that
why do women think "bumpits" are fashionable hair styling options?? it only makes you look like the lost cousins of the coneheads, so STOP IT AT once!
yesterday we had some munchkin assholes move into our office, this is bad cause is in our area which is pretty secluded which is great for us cause my Boss, the former intern and I are crass we talk about sex, holler at each other, talk bodily functions, thrown fingers at each other ad generally act like ignorant bastards... now we have to tone it down
Further aggravating this is that the assistant is some Bitching Colombian, which only means she can overhear my convos UGH!
..and she talks a lot and by now you know i Hate talking to a gaggle of hens which is why my location is great (so now I gotta wear my headphones obsessively)
...and they decided to reorganize the fucking office and essentially i don't fucking have space and I feel absolutely claustrophobic
Observe
This is how little space i have to maneuver
You know who da fuck is enjoying this?? My boss...
That asshole did in fact put 2 post-it eyes on my money and sang "somebody's watching me and put a Fort Q sign and kept hiding behind the cabinet and "scaring me.. aint that about a bitch!
Oh whilst at the office I also got offered some of this shit and if there is a thing i do't commune with is Suspect ass German candy, or even all them Nasty Brach's candy or sour shit or extra concoctions, peanut butter things, tootsie rolls or none of all that shit, i ONLY like: Milky ways, Twix, gummy bears, cotton candy, nerds and ice cream that has no extra bullshit or rum or raisins or peanut anything Bleh
So you KNOW i'm fucking angry about these lil shits
LICORICE FUCKING CATS *gag* i took two to be polite, and just to be a hater tried to start with biting one's head
WHICH failed miserably, God Punished me by making those hard, disgusting and revolting, so they went on the trash as soon as i was alone! Gross
Well, after work I napped, talked to NY (I'll tell you my thoughts on that more tomorrow or Monday as we are set to be on a date with our doggies too!), talked to Oralmaster and someone that is trying to weasel in (very sexy older, not sure where we'll stand, works on tv in Tampa getting transferred here, this would definitely be sex/play/maybe more datey-like Tai is stupid and declared him "the Husband that'd gift you a Mandigo for your b-day)) and got texts from Hulk Smash and some conversation here and there from some sordid dudes, then i went to see Tia Isabel as it was her birthday and Boy oh boy did I have fun with the crazies!!
we drank we danced we ate (I only had cake, they had some nassy Pork leg thing and yucca which I won't) we drank we made fun and when everyone left as always my aunt makes me stay behind, is always the fun people and the girls who stay behind (AKA mami gots to go) so is usually me, tia lusy, Tia isabel, Uncle white, Tio Ro, my helpy uncle, JC and Maribel when available (Maribel was with us) and we tend to sit in the end, by the pool and drik, play checkers lollygag, they'll ask me single life shit, discuss relationships, kids, the past etc... Believe you me last night:
** Uncle white had to explain to eva what a Eunuch was *sigh*
**These assholes raided my purse and All of them My aunts and uncles fell i love with the clean and clear shine blotting papers (they were so extra for themselves! I had to forbid them from continually using the papers)
** with my uncle (who is the most extra protective dad ever) I started teaching my baby Eva how to do her makeup: just little bits, I advised her on raccoon eyes at her age (Nov 12 she turns 13.. my little baby who I first met as a footprint Marvelous kick in her mom's belly) I explained what things she could start by playing with and what she should leave alone for a while, I'm also NOT allowing her to do her eyebrows cause her face is still changing... it just hit me how my baby is almost my height too! she will be a looker and Taller than me! that was fun, i showed her two looks and told her not to take it any further for a while, she has eyelashes for effing days!
Today all I need to do is sleep, wash my hair, and nom (Oralmaster talked about nomming something else later possibly, that could work!)
She and him- i Put a spell on you: Oh wow I am surprised at how awesome Zooey Deschanel voice sounds for this (i'm not a HUGE fan of her voice per se but this was pitch perfect)
The Wolfmen- Cecilie: Love his voice (I like the weird ones, we've predetermined!)
Polly Scattergood- I Am Strong: Girls on a breakup r with shitty dudes- Listen, do yourselves a favor, Play on Repeat this is not about being a hard Bitch this is about repeat and affirm until is true and acknowledge that some shit, you are NOT at a place where you can handle, ain't no shame on running the other way from bullshit
Camera Obscura- My Maudlin Career; Love this song
I'm also going to cook some gardenburger meatballs, mushrooms, olives and pasta and some movies, on the plate; Day of the living dead Metropolis, Night of the living dead, maybe the Omen, i'm aiming for 4-5 horror movies maybe i'll reach the goal!
First super quick question, cause I know my shit stays getting nuts: Check on the poll on the side, or give me some feedback, cause i know sometimes I get over the top and my stress level does rise up accordingly:
Do you rather my big ass extra laaaawwwwwnnnggg posts every so many days
Or you much rather read something daily, a snippet, a story, some music, random pic? what?
I just think the blog is not just my outlet and really is my diary, go back to the start you'll see I stay just rambling about whatever it helps my sleepytime but also with a big chunk of you I've become very close to like friends I talk to always but don't see regularly, plus also I deleted my twitter, just too much, FB should soon follow
So let me know on that
Ok then, today we had ANOTHER fucking pedophile knocking down our door, my Boss' tv appearance has certainly helped business but 4 pedos and pedophile related shit (a dad that beat up some asshole vagrant that touched his kid, whom he befriended drank with etc etc ) in a month is too much when we've only had two of those the previous 5 yeas.... sucks I yelled at Boss today I asked wtf are we doing with these shitbags getting even accepted as cases when half the time they can't even pay properly, his wife threatened him and so did I watch that mofucka take another case like that... UGH!
Oh I cut my toe (under) and my knee is f-u-c-k-e-d so probably I'll have to sit tomorrow out.. But I have in fact been to the gym
So, let's move on, I cleaned out my purse a bit
and yes this all was in my purse, and most of them are lip plumpers (as though i need em!) and balms and this and that, plus some candy, plus tweezers, LOL I need to stop
This morning after the gym I went to see mami who started calling me and bugging out mid Hulk smash date to ask me to go do her resume (yeah no it wasn't a question, she never Asks or says please, is a "I don't gives a fuck what you doing, just drop it all and come to me") Only reason why she left it be is cause I told her I was on a date, Yes I HAD to... she has been pestering me a LOT literally, about the "getting a man" crap, like she told me this past weekend that I was looking good now and how I should get a man with money so he can "help me move" or "travel' .. It fucking ranklels me to no end that this is what she thinks I need in life, a fucking sugar fucking daddy, she is so deluded, first of all why am I entitled to some rich dude?? (I'm not one of those heifers that much abound in MIA that thinks: Oh look I'm skinny my tits are big, ERGO I deserve the world...uh what are your accomplishments or talents that you should have? what are YOU bringing to the table that you "deserve" shit GTFOH with that shit ) further her plastic surgery obsession leads me to believe that she would love for m to be with the type of man that pays for these things, whatever i tell her i'll struggle and pay for my shit on my own and thanks for the info, I date PLENTY and when she needs to meet someone, she will....
but I went to see her in the morning and then she handed me this: Pretty sweet Huh?? Red delicious perfume, dusky rose Estee Lauder lipstick, American Beauty 10 hour lipcolor, Magnascopic Mascara, Apple Cordial lipliner, and two MAC eyeshadows which the names wont come to me, this was from her 50 dollar bag that I was supposed to buy except I couldn't due to her deciding that I would buy the keratin treatment, right? it had also easily 300 bucks worth of perfume, is like a beach bag full of skincare/makeup and perfume of all the companies owned by Estee lauder (so it had clinique, sean John perfumes, Donna Karan stuff, etc etc etc)
Before i'm even done thanking her she proudly shows me that she bought Binks a WHOLE Bag... Yup that's my mom, playing favorites and making no bones about it!, LOL By now I'm used to it, but she already parceled out some shit for Neen and her xmas gifts out of that... oh well I'm still happy with what i got, which allowed me to do my makeup today, as such ...one more cause I was feeling the morning glowiness And then everyone appreciated my Matching matchingness today LOL (yeah I'm trying curly hair tomorrow) I LOOOVVEEEE my chocolate nails Oh-so-Much
About that date thing
I wore this dress to the date cause.. I wore it to work and people liked it, and NY asked me for a picture and his reaction was like: "Oh wow Mama you look sooo good, i promise you I can't wait too hug you smell you, kiss you massage you and service you when I see you Sunday"
Heh! the fact he Stays telling me how cheery he is about the prospect of giving me an un-reciprocated massage and um HEAD and his little tries at Spanish and his calling every time he says he will definitely are making up for the height misgiving and the whole calling me Mama... cause that's way way way close to Mami and there is no term of endearment i hate more, maybe I should subtly bring it up, as a propos of nothing conversation LOL
Anyways no, he is doing good, we talked about how we both needed to re-do (me) and get (him) tags for our puppies after this lost doggie he saw, and how we both just ended up thinking about it over and over all day and he asked me if he should get me Spike's tag or maybe could we do that together Sunday, sweet, right? also I mentioned something about how I live for Stephen King's and James Patterson books and stuff, and he said that he should maybe see which one of them has a new book out so he can get it for me ++Double Time Points++
And also in prep for this date i cooked: Yellow rice, Black beans, Maduros, Chicken, and some chopped tomatoes, onion and pepper, kinda like Pico de gallol stuff but I chopped fresh parsley and balsamic vinegar
Manita thought me a bit "extra", rich indeed coming from her
*****BWahahahahahhahahah some Nigga just called my phone, some fool I DON'T know To my new phone, since the number was blocked I thought it could be manita from her parents' place but NOOOO some Island dude and he was calling during booty call hours when I clarify for a few seconds that this is NOT whomever's number he thought it was he goes No wait you sound so familiar with that pretty accent, My Answer; Oh christ Fuck This!! *click*... fucking Comedy i tell you!*****
Ok so my date! my date with Hulk Smash, movie watching! it went well! we ate, we cuddled, we talked a lot we were watching a movie about East Germany,GREAT movie, then the movie plain old stopped and I had to eventually play the ending again, he looked cute but also compared to some of the sexy preternaturelly young dudes I have been meeting, he did/does look his age, and THAT is not a bad thing for me AT.All
Anyways so we watched the movie cuddled up, never farther than inches away, he tap kissed a lot , he kissed my shoulders didn't grab but certainly stared at my boobs, my legs were all draped on him and at some point i do think I brushed against something that leads me to believe, I won't be disappointed, after all my worries about my apartment he actually found it to be bigger than his and very nice, he says that he has lots of amenities (terrace pools, clubhouse, view to the sea etc etc) but mine seems bigger, so score me
And he complimented my yummy food skills and my perfume, and I cuddled him the whole time, we shared some fruit and talked about how his family split their time between Serbia and Finland (mom is Serbian) .. oh here is my only gripe a bit of hedging non answers to : uh why are you single, he was like well, you know.. Why are you single? I told him oh wow the non answer answer, so then he elaborated, he told me he worked a lot and then at the end of the night we parted ways saying we'd try to hang out (I WAS ENFATHIC and FUCK it HAD to be Saturday or else!) we shall see, this time it'd be his place... when I didn't meet you to put you in the FB category, I happen not to mind if you take it slow, then again i don't penalize guys on "speed" I definitely deduct points on Thirst, shiftlessness, crappy approaches, lack of skills, not eating pussy, inconsistency, drama, and ultimately looks and spelling when all things are being equal LOL, so I'm ok with him, let's hope the goods are good.. shit let's hope we start by checkig his place out on that second date! Hehe!
This moment of coony Ignorance and ass shaking-Latin styles is brought to you and sponsored by : Omega "el Fuerte" *sigh* ... go ahead shake your ass... I sure did , and the fact he can make you do that almost seems to be his only redeeming quality
Omega - Tu si quieres, tu no quieres: mami was appalled when she heard this song, she says Way to give the impression Dominicans can't speak properly, Tia Lusy says oh my what a pretty voice! LOL
Omega feat. Toby Love- Tu no ta pa mi: I sorta feel in the shit to diarreah debate this is much more danceable and saucy that the OG
Monkey Black, Arcangel "la Maravilla", Pitbull, Omega: Well I have to say I have been shaking my ass to this a wee wee bit too much (i maintain is the Booming and the trumpets), is so classy and gracious and elegant of Mr. 305 to join us for this endeavor.. latinos.. did you peep the level of nassy on his verse?? comparing Cum to milk is just really o_O... and I think we are all lucky as fuck only the original (with the Monkey Black dude) is the only one that has an actual video... *shudders* if you find it you'll notice that the genre already has Goldiggers and video hoes that can go toe to toe with the Hip hop caste Is as proud an accomplishment as any to close Hispanic Heritage Month with a bang!
Hola Bitches I've been MUCH too busy being extra to Blog But Blog I must (and trust me I've been working on this for days but shit stays coming up so I can't finalize it:
My mom did my Brazilian hair thing this weekend
hence Before (you are supposed to blow dry and detangle your hair after washing it with clarifying shampoo, that's why I look insane)
and after!! (it's been 3 days, I trimmed my ends, I haven't washed it out yet, it feels soft, somehow "smaller" which you see in my ponytail which feels tinsy but upon close review it really isn't, mami says I'm really going to notice the effects AFTER I wash it, that my curls frizz factor will be greatly reduced, I bought sulfate free stuff to wash it with and BTW this is after coming from the Gym!)
More Random shit: I finished paying the car but I've yet to see the results impacting my monies and I can't wait cause I have a couple of cold fucking weather things to buy for my trip
My car was towed Saturday Night , stupid fucking bullshit the condo people have to return my monies
Oh remember how that Natal chart said I'd fall in love and live comfortably and assimilated in a foreing country etc??: Why did it JUST occur to me and greatly tickled my fancy bone that DUH! I'm NOT from here so THIS is it! HEH! plus I never really have dated (except Joel "Vanilla Sex" Mesa and my first guy ever) within my own culture (long story you want me to dish or do you already suspect why? Hi Mysoginist Double Standard! How you been, Oh chilling with the Southern Black Males of Miami?? cooo!)
The Height of my inner coon was let loose monday when I felt very cute and perfect and decided to Youtube "That's cool" and dance and sing BOTH Trina and Silkk Tha Shocker's Part... Please don't ask me what Is it about that song, I'm just so ashamed..(Not more than Silkk trying to make Juneau Mothafucking Alaska the next poppin place in coondom!). At Least I DON'T have it in my Zune which is why I had to look it up (notice I won't even link that mess: I need a tune up daddy Iz you da mechanic?)
The Wes lookalike guy went ballistic MUCH to the delight of Tai and I first of all calling me LOTS after being AWOL essentially for a week (and just texting me but texting shit about pushing for condomless sex... Dudes In SoFl Need to start sniffing more coke or something if they think is a possibility that this would happen)
this is about the 3rd time I've encountered same and they'll say whatever like:
"I've been alone for a while"
"I have nobody else"
or the ever popular "it goes soft cause of the condom": Please watch me give a royal Fuck about it... I'm set for an orgasm after neck kissing and boob sucking, if you are also attending to Ms Kitty then essentially put me down for 3-4, you want to play victim you just cut yourself out of Orgasms 5-11, which i can have with or without you and that's your bad....Oralmaster and some of the better bed partners for example, never have had an issue so please don't be pedestrian and Uncouth, we are in 2009, a black man is in office EFUCKINGVOLVE and quit giving that glib b.s about "it feels different"... uh.. FOR YOU.... Maybe
So It all started today with another call at work ...the past 2 days he's called me lots, I don't answer cause I was thinking it over and over and that's too much distance for a booty call that thinks he is your boyfriend instantly so whatever right?: But also before that he kept just texting nonsense, no plans, no nothing then no word for a bit then call call call so finally after this last call I tell Tai (we were chatting about ain'tshit thirsts one) that he called me and is nothing but 11 am and wtf right? so 2 secs after that he TEXTS am i ilingnoring him?
Me after consulting with Tai and giggling (we are trying to find redeeming qualities cause sure hot body but 1 hour and change distance is not the business and really TONI BRAXTON and that cling factor that I see coming a mile away and fucks with me: so I reply WHO IS THIS?
he says Ken, Silly
Not content with that he CALLS again I hustle him off the phone cause he is Bugging about Baby you forgot me already ?? when do you get off I want to see you Baby? I say PLEASE To hang up and text me cause I can't talk (and really should I explain FB ettiquette?) so he asks "can I come see you do you want to see me??": I reply very tepidly that i have stuff to do and uh No , maybe some other time
This Fool gets huffy and says: Riiighhhttt Lose My Number
(I'm thinking SWEET This was easy!!! : I hate any sort of parting ways situation, I really do)
I say: OK
he replies: I didn't even want to fuck you like that anyways
Q: Bwahahahah OK but who called who?
You know there was no come back from that Right??? I promise I cackled for a good hour about the incongruity of it all, I swear for God
** Our Gay Courier told me that Halloween is THE Highest Gay Holiday, I flatlined
This weekend chilling with my Mom, my aunts, my cousins and My nassy ass Grandfather the following things happened:
* My mom tells Mama that MAYBE she wants to forego all that ridiculous extra praying when she is dead and instead we can celebrate her life, plus Tia Lusy claims that she's prayed SO MUCH during her lifetime and waking hours that she should be all good, she agreed, My Stoopid ass Grandad wants to pipe in some shit about he wanna do the same and the WHOLE room side eyes him, then Tia Isabel replies: Uh NO you might want to start now and do twice a days and we won't soon be done the way YOU been living
Yes She did, and we all cackled and he did a shuffle all mealy mouthed and what have you... and I wasn't a bit sorry, they told him he shouldna have been Volunteering shit
* On that Topic Lua says that she wants my Grammy's Jewels when she is dead, Eva being extra says she wants the Calendar they now have hanging and some kitchen rags, Tia Isabelita Starts cackling that since my Gramma wears them HUGE ass chonnies (She has a "colon issues" pot belly But REAL skinny legs) that Maybe Tia Lusy should inherit those since at least we know she can fit the legs: I kid you not My Gramma complains that we are joking to much and acting supid and that's why she don't like us and proceeds to Lift up her whole dress and Holler ARE THESE TIGHT ENOUGH!!?!?! ARE THESE TIGHT ENOUGH!!! (they were) we were in tears cause the only thing Tia Lusy could say was : Damn that about 5 pounds worth o' Pussy
My Family is not right, I fucking know this
My boss is even worse; We've have 3 high profile cases back to back dealing with nasty ass pedos and the parents who beat them/defend them, gross shit but we divest our energies making fun of these assholes with a sick sense of humor: My boss has taken to hiding in corners and coming out jump saying: BOOO!! Night of the living Pedos!
Christ!; He also told the state in one case that there was no way so and so touched this kid's boob are cause she has none, that should he REALLY want to see some Boobs, His secretary is STACKED (that would be me) I came into his office with a letter opener ready to shank him
SO with that we go on to: Pick your team T-shirt and hedge your bets
I Want you to make an informed decision so I will tell you about my last 3 days/dates, and yeah they've been back to back and yeah I'm quite impressed with myself and the budding team
NY
As I had previously stated we had been talking for a while before he called, but once he did it was on, he's made the point of calling/texting at Least once a day, wishing me a good morning etc, so he asked me last week for a date this past Saturday so we decided to meet up and go to this Dominican food joint, which ended up being REAALLLYYY awesome food and fun music, and some really delicious oldies... we got some nasty looks cause a WHOLE softball team of, yup D.R men were cavorting there, being drunken louts and dancing with each other so Yeeeaahhh that was fun ......NOT, we traded stories he liked that I was table shimmying and singing along and explaining dishes to him, he was very gentlemanly and complimented the most random of things; My eyebrows and my big purse as well as my hair :)... he is Not as tall as I like em, and he is attractive but in a rough way
....halfway through dinner he started getting touchy, then after dinner he Totally wanted to see spike cause he is as crazy about his dog as I am about mine, so he came and he literally went to the floor with spike then he came up with the idea of taking him to the beach after I had said I've never been there with Spicky... well Lord Spike Wailed the whole way there but he loved it he was doing his sideways run and getting grubby in the sand and barking at the waves which was sort of awesome.. so then he kissed me.. and he was a good kisser.. very very good... after that we went back to my place and he ummmm Ok let me put it blunty He gave me GREAT head til the cows came home, cause he lost his mind after he figures I have a clit ring... with barely any reciprocation, Noting else happened cause he sorta asked about he about my stance on sex, I told him condoms are a must... I MOST certainly didn't have his size, but I was also ok with letting things were they were, we kissed A LOT and YO! So . Much ink , all the while he was giving me a massage, a nice deep massage and after that we've talked regularly he asked me to maybe hang out Sunday with the kids, have Italian here at my place, while we see how the doggies get along, I'm down with that.
Pros
*He is SUPER sweet and nice
*Every time I say I like something (grapes, fairs, cotton candy) he says we will do that soon
*INK Oh lord Jesus he is covered in it (changes panties)
* Loves the doggies (I told you I melt over men who love animals)
*Gainfully employed (fedex seems to be a stable company)
* Great skills thus far (Wooooo Hooooooooooo... um whilst casually walking on the shore he said something about my ponytail and tugged at it a bit... very telling the fact that my pervy ass couldn't help going to the gutter with it and he liked that a lot )
*Consistency
*Notices the little things (after that massage he kept touching my face and just saying the nicest things)
* Very pretty eyes
* He is more emotionally expressive than I am (I'm swell with my friends, just guys are tricky for me, i can be physically affectionate and intimate, i just can't talk about shit so is weird when a dude says: I wish I was there with you talking and touching you")
Cons
*He lives fucking.far.com
*He is busssyyyyy ( classes half of Saturday and his work schedule is like 5-12, 3 hours off and then back on until 8.. every day, even holidays)
*He told me (not in pride, which I appreciate) that he doesn't read as much as I obviously do (that's a bit bothersome to me)
*He is NOT tall for me (barely cracking 5'9 .. again what is it with guys omitting this basic factual thing?) that might or might not Bug him more than me if at all possible cause he said that he appreciated my not wearing heels (to test that out, I said that I wore my highest ones today, he didn't flinch)
* He has a bio clock ticking on him cause he TOTALLY examined my niece/nephew and cousins pics and pronounced that if we had a kid it'd look like that too!
* He is more emotionally expressive than I am (LOL what? this is good and healthy but very difficult for me to dance around)
Oralmaster
We Hung out Sunday and by hanging out we mean we fucked each other's holy brains out, the man drew blood by texting me some real over Nasty Mc Nasty shit and I replied in kind with: "well, if we are in the granting wishes business then i might as well say that I LIKE it rought so by all means choking, biting and slapping is encouraged and welcomed" WHHHAAATTT?? what's the point of a Fuck Buddy if not to uh Fuck him well and viceversa, his response, not even 6 seconds later
I want assplay for both of us
Merry fucking Christmas! thought you'd never ask!
So he came, watched some football and I'm falling asleep cause he is playing with spike and football holds no interest for me but his junk definitely does so I focused on that and my investment paid up in spades, we didn't make it to the bedroom before delivering on all the yummy threats we made to each other... Oh God and just when I thought ok we're done he picks my ass up cock still in place and we go to the bedroom where he proceeded to do them other yum yum things he does... and to physically restrain me... Oh Yeah. Ba-Byyyy,he called me and spike crazy in the end but this is while he in fact leashed spike for his night walk, nice.. plus he is great for cuddling with all that hairy chesticle
Pros
*neatly fills in the spot left open from a certain so-and-so (btw the thought of when he realizes the cockblockage I've perpetrated sorta makes me giggle with delight and sparkles)
* Jesus!! Skills for days and nights and then some
* He is HAWT, just hot!.. and tall
* He is a perv and so am I, but we can cupcake after sex and kiss a bit, no self consciousness there!
*He does what I need him to do... very well (did we not set out for that?)
Cons
* Strong silent Type otherwise: I HATE SST with a passion
* uh.. THE SHITFIT, I can't deal with dudes that get their panties in a bunch about dumb shit that has been already discussed
HULK SMASH
I hate Tai for dubbing him so BUT he is Finnish, a Seafood Wholesaler, nice ad one of those people that talks very directly, cute accent, and had been checking in texting and calling all weekend, we agreed to a Monday date either Mangos or Cheesecake factory but before Monday talked several times and he told me a few bites about his life (he is 39, went to college in Cali, then moved here, single no kids, family all in Europe, so we traded stories on that, an aunt that lives around here)
When I got to Cheesecake Factory (wearing a certain "precious as a whore in church" dress, titties out and flats .. cause fuck by now I've resigned to the fact that i'm a giant, these mofos lie about height and SoFl is a town o Flakes) He arrived right behind me...... AND HE WAS HUGE
People he said 6'4 but in all honesty if had to be 6'5, 6'6 and just Massive NOT fat, just HUGE and nommy
so we had a great great great dinner talked about all sorts of things, drank Riesling, he told me about his job and I told him about mine, we ket getting closer but he kept a respectful distance, I fed him some of my chicken (I feed them all if left to my own devices.. My mother hen peeks its head that way), some asshole dating a huge chick (thing seemed fetish territory, something about his vibe) started giving me stank eyes towards the end, either way we never really stopped talking much and as foreigners we bonded over Past Love of Burger King (fact most foreigners ADORE us some BK, find Mc Donalds Repulsive), and how we don't really get the Holidays more so than as a day off, also we don't do football (YES)
So at the end he walks me to my car, whilst holding my doggie bag... and puts a hand on the small of my back .. Yall He is HUGE we tombout me in flats MAYBE mid chest?... telling me that we should do something very very very soon, like Halloween or something and sit there looking at the slutty drunks (all 3 guys don't drink per se ... NY and OM Not at all) and plants a HUGE, LONG KISS on me... like LONG Make out, like Im tilting n my tippy toes and he is bending and holding me in place: LE FUCKING SWOON (I havent dated a dude THIS tall in a Loooonnngg time but my Ex husband came awful close)
He texted me and called me after he got home to talk movies... we agreed to watch this movie that i have here (the Lives of Others) and we were to do this Friday or Saturday... except he called and texted me today asking what could he say to facilitate us seeing each other sooner so I got bold and told him to bring that Riesling bottle he has at home and I'm making rice beans and chicken, he agreed ONLY after I had said that he offers info about hanging out on his place Next time... his really extra ultra posh 3 pools terrace clubhouse condo by the Intercoastal.. so GREAT now I had to explain my place to him... ugh and tell him we are MOST certainly dealing with a smaller shittier scale LOL I did ask if he liked dogs (which he does) only cause Tai said the most fucked up thing about my little whoremonkey (I said we are arguably competing sluts, she counters that if he was a person he'd be a gay boy turning all the men gay for him.. I think she is right)... so I'm making yummy foodstuff tomorrow and fruits for dessert (he is a bit health-nutty) and fuck that whole "my apartment complex is a shithole" mentality... so I've cleaned, the place is sparkly clean and I will most likely judging by that kiss be in trouble
And I stocked up on magnums ecstasy
Pros
*HELLO He is HUGE, like Giant
*He was cool to talk to, lots of stories
* Accent
*39, got his shit together no kids
* GREAT kisser
* I was an ant next to him
* He is putting in the texts and calls (every day since I gave him my number)
Cons
*I'll get back to you on that, I'm sure there will be some, after all he is well off, Huge, Childless... but single? why? (Please please please God don't let it be a "skills" issue
So choose Heaux! (New Spelling as per Monie/Mia/La)
Ida Maria- Keep me Warm: she is so adorabelicious
Ida Maria- Queen of the World: Her whole cd gives me happiness, and Hello Glittery eyebrows?! Isn't that a fun trendfor the younger 20s?? Better whimsy than that Katy perry hack
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