Fine Ok Fine look, I look a mess and a quarter: I Present to you
A GANG OF ASSHOLES
I havent seen this guy since we were tiny babies in a picture, I am chummy tho cause his dad got me DRUNK on Jameson
Then we got shitty presents except we gave the girls Dance whatever 3 so we got My aunts and all the women doing Party Rock and I Feel Love in Tandem ... Horrid
Anyways look, 3 new wave covers a new boyfriend in my head and a goddess named Merrill Garbus ( Can you conceive someone from the US of A making something that sounds SO multi culti?) so let us:
I wanted to tell her-Holy Ghost!: Well... EVERYTHING about this song/video is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Original by Ministry, I advice these things be all downloaded plus the OGs
Half a Person-Greg Laswell: A BEAUTIFUL sweet sweet cover of The Smiths
Young Blood- Birdie: Originally by Naked and Famous, her voice reminds me of Lykke Li
Now New Boyfriend, is James Blake, love the Voice, his vibe and sound, the pretty fey voice thing doesn't hurt my eyes, I need a boy like that to whip into manhood, the Bear Jew Trainer thinks so too.. if only i could get over my REVULSION to young men, But I digress, his Cover of Feist's The Limit to Your Love
My New GF In my head is as i said Before Merrill Garbus, cause this tUnE yArDs W H O K I L L cd rivals Anything that like... M.I.A could put out in EVERY Respect with Awesome Lyrics and her voice is SO rich and How could anyone not love this vid......
I don't get hot for kids and i LOVED it
Ok so then here are some pics as per whatever the fuck I just ranted on and on just now, let.s call em, Vignettes of Mah Life?? yeah Ok
I Honestly had ONE small Plate, Yeah I turned up in Leopard Print
...the next day I went out with Tia Lusy & Co. for a little bit.. I Saw this shit and had to!
The Bookshelf from Ikea, why did i do this at like 11pm at night???
The Nexxus Thingie for the hair... seems to help Is STUPID soft right now
Aside: I'm newly converted to these soy Cube Things!?!?!
I bought in Walgreens, smells A LOT!!, and is EXTREMELY reusable, you put them in the burner like you would oil, so it melts but doesn't evaporate then it gets solid again
and I've used the same cubes 3 times and they still smell strong!!! I think I know who I'm giving some this Xmas!!
also, Nails
My Boss was acting RIDICULOUS about it Like extra Happy..
Which nicely segues into: Yesterday i cleaned up my Nail Bag.. and ...
Yeah, i have a problem, I'm officially on a moratorium at least 6 months, this is stupid!
Also stupid?: EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS FAX that was sent to our office
Please get into it, feel free to tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with it in the comments section
You know what else is stupid?? Forcing my uncheery rude ass to put up your fucking xmas tree
Fuck my Boss for that... now he is threatening with bringing me an unsolicited Cuckoo Clock from Germany??? why? Give me fucking Xmas money, ugh ... Ugh ( I'm angry cause I might work sunday and I already had a huge fight with him today, he was being a cunt, I hung up on him then he tried to " Make Up" at which point I told him and I Quote: I'm 31 years old, I'm not a kid and CERTAINLY not your kid, you don't even have to apologize for scolding me cause you are not my father you don't scold me I don't get talked to like a kid and That's NEVER gonna be ok period...... he then tried to kiss ass all day, I was Barely talking to his stupid ass)
It looks Like Xmas Vomited on a plastic tree additionally I dont fucking get why where these his Ornaments?! Bears? Elephants? why?
I was Pretty Pissed cause wtf, then I sneezed the whole rest of the week after opening that shit
These shitty chicken wire ass ........Tinsel? what?
and finally Nicely segueing into Orneriness: Delight yourself on this Aggressive Ass Cuddler ( Thans to La for that one)
So Yeah This was a post brought to you by lameness and boredom... 2 Asides Big as hell:
Buttercup told me she is sending me an Xmas card, she said the NICEST thing about me and my other blog being a big help, smiled big as hell just typing that
Previous to that My Gay Boo in my head @JAAAAAWSH ( really he is EVERYTHING in my head, fearless, vulgar, brother-in-pornlove, fabulous, hip!!) told me the nicest thing a couple weeks ago, is the kind of loveboost that you remember for the crappy days
Music Now!
Aye Bitches did you know my Spirit Animal, Florence Welch has a new cd called Ceremonials?? Is AMAZING and this is coming from someone that STANNED on "Lungs", I'll do her whole Cd some other Moment, Right this second Tho? I'm in Love Heartbroken, shocked, obsessed with her Cover of Take Care, Yep that Drake Sensitive Thug shit?.. Is Like a new beautimonous luminous song
Florence + the machine = Take Care Cover... See? Compare to Original ( a SWEEEETTT track but this is something else entirely)
Also i got this Chilled house Ministry of House thing and in OBSESSED with it, 3 cuts in Particular
Numero Uno
Groove Armada- El Padrino: They are a stand by on my Zune but this was remixed nice in that collection
Numero Dos
Marshall Jefferson Vs Noosa Heads - Mushrooms (Salt City Orchestra Out There Mix): The Story is....
Numero Tres
Sharam Feat Kid Cudi She Came Along Reup Club Mix Dj Dem Rok vob: Listen... Listen This shit Is so Yum yum yums some congas in there Kid Is super stupid funny this stuff when you run is Glorious!
