Party Time feat.. La, Monie, DC & the Bully

Dear Friends I Have VERY MANY PICTURES FOR YOU

 Let's Start with  the ones from DC, DC was AMAZING, the weather was AWESOME, I get to see my girls who I was dying to see and had a countdown going so I could tackle hug these whores, st Of I saw Mon at the Airport which i proceeded to act all manner of Foolish, then we gathered with La and proceeded to manhandle her Boobs, we met Her MOST TALL EVER FRIEND, Nice Guy, he drove us around a bit so I got to see some sights, I was acting like an unruly HIGH child in the backseat and everyone indulges me in my IDIOCY so Of course everything all weekend that was in the sky was LOOK QQ, IS PRESIDENT CHOCOLATE CINNAMON!

just so I could squee and act stupid, every.Time!! I swear I don't Act like a grown woman!
 

.....then we decamped at the hotel ( OMG our Check in Guy SOOOOOO HAWT, he became our counter boyfriend....... in our heads Anyways)

 
 Our Hotel Hooked up by La was Amazeballs and then Mon, being the camera Mistress that she is , she made these amazing Portraits  like Bam!



 We Stayed by Chinatown which ... so Cute/cool/busy/city/POW! i really think we should just move there and walk around the pretty Buildings

 I Did love DC I also ended up walking SO MUCH that all I wanted was a bed for a week, We walked Inhumanely much but it was so COOL, OMG we saw a Secret Service Earpiece and all Dude and BELIEVE ME , we were SQUEALING LIKE KIDS!!!



These were Mah DC nails, I know, Priorities be STRAIGHT ( Big Ups to Reese for instructing me on my mani cause she s STUPID CREATIVE on these matters)


Speaking of bitches with BAD NAILS tho?





La, Of Course!

We then went to grab Vittles (NOOOOMMMMM)

I'm Nicer once I Have Peach Bellinis

New Boyfriend

and sightsee a little bit


and to secure our Alcohol of choice for the events ( Jack Daniels Honey Something or other... I promise you is heaven)


We then headed back to our hotel and Mon and me napped while La Fixed her stuff before heading out to Howard University....

 Whence I met the most amazing thing Americans ever created from ever for ever......


FUNNEL


CAKE



Ive never had one and By Jesus Christ how did i even Live under such circumstances??? ... Oh How Terrible my life has been!

 We came from there late, after walking forever, going to a NICE Mexican Restaurant, and seeing about Tattoos ( no, no one got any YET!). Me and Monie had been up for SO LONG ( let's say I had a LATE night with Lurch, um more on that later this week... i will say I got nightly texts and a call to check up/in if you will?) and couldn't sleep right away Or in the plane, so in the end, we CRASHED, la went out,We acted like clucking moms right before PROMPTLY PASSING OUT

Next day we decided to Go to the Mall While having me make all manner of faces and stupids
and to the Smithsonian and to Sephora in Georgetown, cause, um.. Family and Friends was on and we are addicts!

Once again my Adultness, shinning through

Please believe i FORCED the girls into HUSTLING so I could make him take a pic with me

 

 We were SORE and exhausted by the time it was all said an done, only one museum but we physically couldnt walk any more at all whatsoever

 Then Later we met up with  The Bully !!!! Weeeeee We had a BLAST

AFTER he was trying to damage a airbrush makeup installation in sephora

 I don't lie!,...... but he fucking surely does, he yelled in the goddamned middle of  Sephora for all the check in ladies to hear that I GAVE HIM LIP HERPES, next thing out of my mouth as per our constant buddy comedy rigmarole was JESUS CHRIST THIS MOTHERFUCKER AINT NEVER EEN SEEN ME NAKED!!! aaahhh... the good times, after that he took us to our hotel, playing Gucci Mane... meditate on that

and after we went for a NICE diner to Legal Seafood, him and I then came out on the streets to see a lady wearing socks and an oversized cosby sweater as clothes singing "He's got the Whhooolleee world ..." we are assholes, we tried to take pics, as well as when we turned the corner and saw a pimp in full white on white outfit, white gators, big fro and the most ridiculous mustache in life I almost fainted like seriously leaning on Bully for support, Bully's take; " I BET YOU HE GOT LOTS OF PUSSY........IN THE 70s"

We went clubbing where I proceeded to get Le Buttfuckingdrunk as did my cohorts ( I forgot my cam, Monie took one, bully took a few but now i can't locate them wtf?/1, i might add some other post) so we had fun dancing, hood music giggling about, me and Bully snarking, he went all in on some real unclassy broads as only he can (while i egged him on and point em out)


Next day we just went for a walk, we ate a nice brunch, then went back

...but bumped into this awesome thing

 
....so Monie could go and then in a most Lazy girl twist ME AND LA SLEPT TIL LIKE 6 pm on Sunday, Uninterrupted we then got up got Chinese, talked about our "back at home realities" and then roamed the city, quietly, to ourselves in the night


 

 
we also got Cupcakes and let me tell you people, if you never eat a chocolate cupcake infused with violets... well then you have a sad life ... I still am obsessed with finding this in my "real life"

 The Next day it was time to leave, La left early early and let me sleep til i had my fill, I  left for the airport at about 10 and my driver kindly, drove me as close as possible to the White House

So that's when my trip FAILED, for my goddamned planed kept delaying and i spent an ENTIRE DAY AT THE FUCKING AIRPORT AND DIDNT ACTUALLY LEAVE DC TIL WHENEVER PM didnt get home til fucking 11pm

UGH!!!

Then Saturday we had a Bday party for my aunt that was Epic as fuck

all costumes all awesome, some nasty Cuban assholes were trying me HARD and they were married and disrespectful and acting like they never saw covered behind in their lives...i drank a lot and my fam about DIED when they saw me... there were Mariachis for my aunt, Cake made entirely by mt 14 y.o cousin and lots of family, everyone kept saying i was a sarcastic crazy bitch to pull this costume but wtf you think i haven't dressed up since 11 y.o to put on "sexy ______"   fuck. DAT

Yes, that's my aunt!!!, and her Fab cake

They are awesome Human beings, my Uncle as UNCLE WHITE!, in my honor ( as I ONLY call him that)

80s Girl makeup gets its own Close up! you'll see

My Grandparents cause my fam isn't right, he actually danced, she stayed in character all night

My aunt and Uncle

SMDH

Presented without comment

NOT PLANNED, My B-I-L and some Lady, we also had 2 Flappers

Mariachis were AWESOME!!! I have LOTS of video but IDK if is needed to post, let me know if you want to hear spics going apeshit sanging along to Rancheras

Not planned again as all costumes were secret

Her Makeup was awesome if you could see it, I'm proud of his costume cause my poor stepdaddy really was not having anything  going EXCEPT the wig