...Let me get to it!
Pics should more than explain my current Fuck Ass Life
Work
Work
and more work
is ridiculous but I'm super grateful for being busy
Seriously, Is ... like I never ever leave work, As for my Boss, we are to the point that he yells and then I make him toe the line ( I get REEEAAALLL eerily quiet he comes back and apologizes and shit) , today he wanted to buy me flowers LOL
Also I went on a Terrible Club date, It was a Marine Corps Fund Raiser , I say terrible cause: I'm not the Club Type, and also cause I mean ... he got clingy but it was bad cause he was already anticipating "trouble" and "when we fight" and the thing is once I was there I was all Bleh! (I'm funky, if i don't feel you that's that) the short is that i left early and initiated block protocols... amazingly I was on the nose, when i checked my block filter later THIS FOOL was all CALLING AND TEXTING AT 3 IN THE AFUCKINGM My fucking spidey tingly sense has yet to fail me, sure I'm into men, and sex, and dating, NOT when I'm NOT feeling the dude, period!
REGARDLESS.. this is what I wore, cause.... I'm not gonna be raggedy...This is what La Picked... i delegate these things to her or my sister
OH and the DILF guy didn't work out, lemme tell you He was NOT SO GOD AT ALL IN THE sack, Bad enough that I ended up actually telling the girls as soon as I got in the car, was kinda disappointing but Gem sorta already intuited that a guy that age reentering the game wouldn't be so awesome, another one rightly predicted: "I don't think he was expecting YOU" LOL is all good, my men expectations are at an all time superduper low so what surprises me is truth honesty and follow through
Also I got to have some fun with that Big Tatted up Ginger Marine again... my God his Body is .. Obnoxiously hot Bless that!, he is going to VA for good soon but it was glorious fun ( what a high tight ass, and well I couldn't stop laughing at that high five business!, who high fives post sex? )
OMFG BIg Big Big Turn, for my Tia Isabel's Bday we will throw her a huge COSTUME PARTY Oct. 29
First Of all This is My sister's idea of trying for Costumes
ROTFLMAO We couldn't get that one BUT I will say: Mami will be a Flapper, Spike will be a Fireman, Nate Dog will be as Elmo, Charlie the Bunny will be a chicken, Binks is going full Indian ( red dot... Im going to hell for that tho), Papa as a Friar, and My Costume is going to be SO WRONG that I cackle thinking about it, my sis said the family would die and it'll be my fault!!!
Also gymming with my sister, only problem is that my knees are beyond shot to shit (currently on Glucosamine, Nsaids, celebrex, My mom wants me to go to a specialist.. Bleh!) like the trainer keeps trying to push but my mom is acting kind of appalled about that more on this in a bit...
BWAHAHAHAHAH who FORGETS to Have Children!??! This is delicious!
Also In Other stellar Purchases:
De-Slick Spray for Makeup cause... believe you me In Fl Makeup is transfer Hell
(Lovely Oily skin Marketing, i die cause I refer to my own skin this way! The Exxon Valdez! ROTFL.. it works great btw), When I got that I also bought this
cause i SWEAR by it, I was surprised by the size of the Bottle cause I thought it was a small serum,
(Clinique Even Better) but for 45 bucks I got BIG size AND that spf 20 moisturizer for the mornings, when using skin tone correctors for Hyperpigmentation YOU GOTTA USE SUNBLOCK, thus I've not been to the beach), also I'm using Murad at nights cause I was breaking out pretty gruesomely recently
ALSO when I got that I got an Awesome Cache of Sephora samples
BEST THING BY FAR??!?!: Ole Henriksen Micropeel, My skin felt that IMMEDIATELY! it was amazing ( be sure to ask for all 3 steps PLUS it smells AMAZING!!!)
See??
YEEEEEEESSSS I'll be seeing La and Monie In DC and OMFG I CANNOT WAIT CANNOT CANNOT CANNOT WAIT!! firstly cause OMG I Get to see La again!! ( her mom is impressed with our follow through for each other LOL) Second I Need to put my entire self around Monie, rub her back and hug her so much, so so so much.....I need to do so Much more she might need that from me :( Imo make those Bitches lives In DC !!! How will this come about? La invited us to Homecoming from Howard! and Mommy Dearest & Binks agreed to help
I've never been to D.C!!
We Gonna go to the Smithsonian cause my stupid ass GEEKED!
I Intend to be drunk
I wanna Pet Bo Obama
I wanna Act messy in D.C. ( the girls said I'm acting like I'mo be shot in DC)
I wanna eat cupcakes with my girls and sample from all the plates and the drinks like we always do
Ima intern under some sexy Congressman's desk ( I'm so stupid!)
Now This is FUN, Let me tell you 2 weeks ago I met this one , he is 42, RIDICULOUSLY TALL( you wanna know how Tall??? I need heels, else my tits at 5'8 1/2 hit him about the waist!!?!?!? That is amazing, Hence the name!!) and bald, and super cool and personable and touchy feely like yours truly and with what i've been calling Obnoxiously perfect as fake teeth cause.. they are that nice!
In addition, Lurch is about 10 mins away from me, but funnily enough we both work a block away from each other's homes??!) and very open and talkative and laid back, a bit geeky and
Let's just say Porn soul mates, as it seems we be into the same weird niches ( mind you I didn't want to tell him cause you know how men take it all literal, and um .. the Mildest thing i like is .. gay porn... so .. yeah but he took me aback i was then super relieved and Blurted out my laundry list. His reply: Not only now you know my dirty secrets which I've never told anyone, but .. you are a female me?! Tai was pretty slow blinking cause it's uncanny LOL) and And And He is open to where my dream scenario........Gaaawwdd i can't even talk about this without *shudders* ... umm lets just say he is down for it, not much of a dominant but the fact I'm telling you all this mess means we've talked in rich detail, often in bed ( he calls this Bonding ROTFL) he is a very sweet, a good host, chill and Very very very very fixated with servicing me, say... me getting my fill of the sort of attention I like, every which way, like sitting there asking me "you want this like this" or "Prefer it if I do That" THAT Shit is FUN! and as he says " keeping this jewel happy, cause that way you won't kick me to the curb, i'll be part of your stable any day"
I'll be that ! LOLOL
He did cop out last night (while in my bed cuddled up eating Guava and Cheese handfed LOL, I told you, I'm a total Geisha for no reason) that I am so GRRRRRR what with the sexual energy i kinda intimidate him, Right and rich as fuck cause as Tai Points out cause we've discussed things in detail and, well... he IS SO FILTHY, I'm liking that we are pretty openly talking about stuff ( even online activity, he checks me and asks if I'm going to rotate him or if i'm bored), he is very Schmoopie ( cuddly and such) which is obviously hard to dislike, and thus far good a following through, follow up so yeah FB but very boyfriendly in a way i'm not used to but not opposed to either, yet it's kinda .. not confusing but unsettling, those things have a way of putting me off balance, at least he is being very forthcoming and bypassing that mystery bullshit I hate, calling and texting daily cause he is on fire and we live so stupid close that DAMN! why the fuck no?! He also travels a lot as he is IT for cruise ships and of course I sorta shrugged at that but he instead blurted out to me that sure, he wasn't going to be here for thanksgiving but... he was hoping to see me for Christmas time??? OOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk ( big gulp ) and did I tell my sister about him or do I have good things to say about him ( which I said, not to my family and there is a reason for that, my girls know enough and i don't have anything bad to say as you are all sweet for no reason and whatnot) But he is cool our little sleep over was nice and all, we talk a lot, I'm gonna enjoy this one! Oh Yeah, Plus being on my Tippy toes?! Amazingness!
Oh and last night he forgot his watch in my night table, he said this a.m that it was all on purpose to have an excuse to come again, *snorts*
What I've been up to
Work
Work
and more work
is ridiculous but I'm super grateful for being busySeriously, Is ... like I never ever leave work, As for my Boss, we are to the point that he yells and then I make him toe the line ( I get REEEAAALLL eerily quiet he comes back and apologizes and shit) , today he wanted to buy me flowers LOL
Also I went on a Terrible Club date, It was a Marine Corps Fund Raiser , I say terrible cause: I'm not the Club Type, and also cause I mean ... he got clingy but it was bad cause he was already anticipating "trouble" and "when we fight" and the thing is once I was there I was all Bleh! (I'm funky, if i don't feel you that's that) the short is that i left early and initiated block protocols... amazingly I was on the nose, when i checked my block filter later THIS FOOL was all CALLING AND TEXTING AT 3 IN THE AFUCKINGM My fucking spidey tingly sense has yet to fail me, sure I'm into men, and sex, and dating, NOT when I'm NOT feeling the dude, period!
REGARDLESS.. this is what I wore, cause.... I'm not gonna be raggedy...This is what La Picked... i delegate these things to her or my sister
Also I got to have some fun with that Big Tatted up Ginger Marine again... my God his Body is .. Obnoxiously hot Bless that!, he is going to VA for good soon but it was glorious fun ( what a high tight ass, and well I couldn't stop laughing at that high five business!, who high fives post sex? )
OMFG BIg Big Big Turn, for my Tia Isabel's Bday we will throw her a huge COSTUME PARTY Oct. 29
First Of all This is My sister's idea of trying for Costumes
Also gymming with my sister, only problem is that my knees are beyond shot to shit (currently on Glucosamine, Nsaids, celebrex, My mom wants me to go to a specialist.. Bleh!) like the trainer keeps trying to push but my mom is acting kind of appalled about that more on this in a bit...
Purchases
Binks got me these fabulous shoes!!!
you dont see the color well but the heel is silver gray and the sole is like Magenta crazy, then we found this dress for 15 bucks in Macy's
Listen i saw these Amazing things in the Thrift Store... And HOW COULD I NOT!??!?!
BWAHAHAHAHAH who FORGETS to Have Children!??! This is delicious!
Also In Other stellar Purchases:
De-Slick Spray for Makeup cause... believe you me In Fl Makeup is transfer Hell
(Lovely Oily skin Marketing, i die cause I refer to my own skin this way! The Exxon Valdez! ROTFL.. it works great btw), When I got that I also bought this
cause i SWEAR by it, I was surprised by the size of the Bottle cause I thought it was a small serum,
(Clinique Even Better) but for 45 bucks I got BIG size AND that spf 20 moisturizer for the mornings, when using skin tone correctors for Hyperpigmentation YOU GOTTA USE SUNBLOCK, thus I've not been to the beach), also I'm using Murad at nights cause I was breaking out pretty gruesomely recently
ALSO when I got that I got an Awesome Cache of Sephora samples
BEST THING BY FAR??!?!: Ole Henriksen Micropeel, My skin felt that IMMEDIATELY! it was amazing ( be sure to ask for all 3 steps PLUS it smells AMAZING!!!)
See??
My Mom bullshit
So Mommy Dearest has been low a Bit This Morning she called me all worried about my knees,,s he said it breaks her heart that I have to carry meds in my purse for the knees so that i have to go to a Dr.... this then devolved into keeping slim for my Joints and that she was forcing me to eat all these food and natural supplements and keeping my fridge stocked with certain things to counter the problems.... Ho-w-e-ever! Temper this with the assholery of her once again prompting me to get lipo... GREAT, yeah, that AGAIN, I want to punch her some moments, but yeah so good times
She WILL be taking care of El Spickito Porque......
Seeing the girls in DC
YEEEEEEESSSS I'll be seeing La and Monie In DC and OMFG I CANNOT WAIT CANNOT CANNOT CANNOT WAIT!! firstly cause OMG I Get to see La again!! ( her mom is impressed with our follow through for each other LOL) Second I Need to put my entire self around Monie, rub her back and hug her so much, so so so much.....I need to do so Much more she might need that from me :( Imo make those Bitches lives In DC !!! How will this come about? La invited us to Homecoming from Howard! and Mommy Dearest & Binks agreed to help
I've never been to D.C!!
We Gonna go to the Smithsonian cause my stupid ass GEEKED!
I Intend to be drunk
I wanna Pet Bo Obama
I wanna Act messy in D.C. ( the girls said I'm acting like I'mo be shot in DC)
I wanna eat cupcakes with my girls and sample from all the plates and the drinks like we always do
Ima intern under some sexy Congressman's desk ( I'm so stupid!)
Lurch
Now This is FUN, Let me tell you 2 weeks ago I met this one , he is 42, RIDICULOUSLY TALL( you wanna know how Tall??? I need heels, else my tits at 5'8 1/2 hit him about the waist!!?!?!? That is amazing, Hence the name!!) and bald, and super cool and personable and touchy feely like yours truly and with what i've been calling Obnoxiously perfect as fake teeth cause.. they are that nice!
In addition, Lurch is about 10 mins away from me, but funnily enough we both work a block away from each other's homes??!) and very open and talkative and laid back, a bit geeky and
Let's just say Porn soul mates, as it seems we be into the same weird niches ( mind you I didn't want to tell him cause you know how men take it all literal, and um .. the Mildest thing i like is .. gay porn... so .. yeah but he took me aback i was then super relieved and Blurted out my laundry list. His reply: Not only now you know my dirty secrets which I've never told anyone, but .. you are a female me?! Tai was pretty slow blinking cause it's uncanny LOL) and And And He is open to where my dream scenario........Gaaawwdd i can't even talk about this without *shudders* ... umm lets just say he is down for it, not much of a dominant but the fact I'm telling you all this mess means we've talked in rich detail, often in bed ( he calls this Bonding ROTFL) he is a very sweet, a good host, chill and Very very very very fixated with servicing me, say... me getting my fill of the sort of attention I like, every which way, like sitting there asking me "you want this like this" or "Prefer it if I do That" THAT Shit is FUN! and as he says " keeping this jewel happy, cause that way you won't kick me to the curb, i'll be part of your stable any day"
I'll be that ! LOLOL
He did cop out last night (while in my bed cuddled up eating Guava and Cheese handfed LOL, I told you, I'm a total Geisha for no reason) that I am so GRRRRRR what with the sexual energy i kinda intimidate him, Right and rich as fuck cause as Tai Points out cause we've discussed things in detail and, well... he IS SO FILTHY, I'm liking that we are pretty openly talking about stuff ( even online activity, he checks me and asks if I'm going to rotate him or if i'm bored), he is very Schmoopie ( cuddly and such) which is obviously hard to dislike, and thus far good a following through, follow up so yeah FB but very boyfriendly in a way i'm not used to but not opposed to either, yet it's kinda .. not confusing but unsettling, those things have a way of putting me off balance, at least he is being very forthcoming and bypassing that mystery bullshit I hate, calling and texting daily cause he is on fire and we live so stupid close that DAMN! why the fuck no?! He also travels a lot as he is IT for cruise ships and of course I sorta shrugged at that but he instead blurted out to me that sure, he wasn't going to be here for thanksgiving but... he was hoping to see me for Christmas time??? OOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk ( big gulp ) and did I tell my sister about him or do I have good things to say about him ( which I said, not to my family and there is a reason for that, my girls know enough and i don't have anything bad to say as you are all sweet for no reason and whatnot) But he is cool our little sleep over was nice and all, we talk a lot, I'm gonna enjoy this one! Oh Yeah, Plus being on my Tippy toes?! Amazingness!
Oh and last night he forgot his watch in my night table, he said this a.m that it was all on purpose to have an excuse to come again, *snorts*
7 comments:
HEFFA. If you're in DC when I'm in DC (next weekend) and we don't get manhandled by secret service together, there's gonna be a coconut between us...
SCREEEEAAAMMNSS IN AUTOTUNE!! NOOOOOOooooOooo I got the 21st to 24th fuuuuuucccckkkk
How the hell did Homeland Security completely miss banning you from DC?! That town will never be the same, good lawd...just get photo evidence so I can use it against you later!
I need to start keeping up with you again, woman. Thank goodness I updated my Google Reader n shit. I am WAY out of the effing loop....
Is that gold jewelry I see a-jangling in the black tittyful dress?! This pleases me.
I'm so mad you included Spike in the costume line-up like he's a person.
Picture short, phantom hugs from me to y'all in DC! I want lots of pictures please!
Gem
NumblesBear: Yeeessss I think the FBI gon' get me!, and yesssssss keep up cause pretty soon, thats gonna be it with your relocated ass
Gemsters: Be Merry, rejoice ive been making efforts to use mah golden stuff
Oh but You have no issue with a bunny going as a chicken
Ah these cankle hugs of you! Very well
Blahaha the unicorn costume is hilarious!
I don't know if DC is ready for you girl. You just might get tackled by some cute Secret Service...then again, that wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing, right?
LOL. The Secret Service tackling you, eh? What if they're really cute. :-D
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