Dispatch from the bed: WIN!

Hola!

Is super early but I cant sleep anymore, so I'm coming to ya from the comfy bed with the pupperstein.

I HAD to share with everyone about the SPECTACULAR day I had ayer.

Im serious, I wasnt having a great weds. but thursday won EVERY AWARD EVER (any day OM tries to pop up  or/and I have breakthrough bleeding, call those a wash... Twas both) I also got a "you dont get in this program" letter from the bank. I was bummed.

Next day, thursday I woke up, put on A win dress, did my makeup and decided to strut and call the Bank to see what I could do. To my surprise no only did the bank answered, but FRIENDS: I GOT PUT ON A PAYMENT PLAN!

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A plan SO AFFORDABLE THAT I CAN PAY IT OUT OF ONE CHECK!, And if I do 3 trial payments on time I could keep!

I was so ELATED , but scared! But happier than not, in need to celebrate, so I told my closest girls, it made me even happier to know they got that happy for their fuck up The Q, then my office started clearing up (ive been working since SUNDAY, Ill probably work THIS Sunday), then my boss said I lookd VERY NICE AND PUT TOGETHER and that I wasnt just eating the ramen noodles I brought, I resolved some fucktastic work issues, realized also that my debt is OFFICIALLY UNDER $4,300 , outside this claptrap condo I owe that little!! Me!..... Then my boss (who forced me to go get insured although he straight paid for my birth cpntrol last week, all of it) told me: " I'm happy with you, I want you to know that, im giving you a raise!"

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Woot!? Half the time I be wanting to kill him and stay checking his rudeass OUT!? REALLY?

My day was pretty majestic and then

The Principal started his thing which... Cool ( btw DQ on graphic design guy cause you cant ask me about unprotected sex after ONE AMAZING TIME, Is just not happening, ever!, the marine?! Was a ginger! My first, several hots above my paygrade!, hot, so cool excellent in bed, stacked and hung squirtmaker and high fived me after we destroyed my bed, we are playing but he,is here til October only so...YUM though, ive been hitting the lotto!).... Then in an "i cant make this up life win" this Brit Dilf ( yeah 3rd not on purpose at all British guy ive met in what.... Two months... I guess Spaniards are out?) Hits me up in my I Dont Even Log On, Say I want no kids, quasi pretentious OkCupid profile we talked a lot randomly weds cause I found him saltpeppery IRRESISTIBLE, even though he is a dad of 2 and been divorced close to but not quite two years..... So whatever we talked, he said hed call me I said ok and brushed it largely off but in the midst of this crazy cool day, at 5:30 on the nose, he called me, not just called but asked me on a date proper, to Houston's and by the water as I waltz in dropping my fuckass phone this silver fox proper is waiting, gets the biggest smile and proceeds to one of The Greatest Dates Evah!

It was sickeningly how sweet and nervous cute he was, like, totally so, making all manner of jokes, asking away then he held my hand on the table, then he asked me out saturday cause he doesnt have his girls, then he kissed me good night, in front of the valets!!!!!

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I asked : are you nervous?  He said: youre kind of making me, yeah

And we kissed some more!

Yup

A FUCKAWESOME DAY IT WAS!