The one about the birthday

Let me start with this: I was having a week going from bad, to shitty to epic bad!



I'm not shitting you, on Sunday last week my home a/c and car crapped out, same day, so by Monday I was $500 on the hole, with the verdict that next  repairs might  be so pricey as to not be worth the money, the mechanic himself was like I'll repair minor stuff but won't let you plunk down much more into this.


I come home that Tuesday to a non working a/c , the a/c guy comes out at 11p.m fixes it but says that cables on the new capacitor came loose and that the, outside unit is pretty old and shot, that he has something he can install for....700 bucks.... All told my a/c did this bullshit all week to where Ive figured that I must crank it to get it going cause is the only way it works, I spend all my time driving but worried about my car shutting down on idle if I got the ac on ( although it turns right back on), money stressed, alone, and when home actually checking my ac like an ocd patient, I have no fucking peace, im heartbroken that what savings Ive manage will be zapped by the ac or not be enough for a car, I can't afford a new car cause um, remember my load mod is still pending so as we speak nothing has been resolved, I wanted to save at least for a 1st & last month rent, deposit, etc, should I have to give my apt up.

..... And when things couldnt shit on,me more (did I mention im summarily dismissing so much sub par bullshit that im still sexless, no nude beach no nothing? Pimples central) ....OM EMAILS ME


(yeah, the broken heart over savings gone.... Stopped)

I wasn't shocked cause..not being a conceited asshole but... When dont they come back? Begging even? Is this not his method? To wait til an occasion is afoot so he can buy things?... What I was? Thrown Off balance, angry, sad, mildly depressed... Because I've done whats been required of me, ive ip blocked him on the site, ive not fb stalked him, ive blocked his number, ive not called no drive bys, ive dated and all I have to show for my fucking troubles is I am alone, facing daily crap alone, without sex stress relief (and think of me as a horny man, im not that "i will do celibacy to focus on me" bitch), I am using that evil, damaged sex savant son of a bitch as a sexual measuring stick and not only they dont measure but I cant even muster some lust for some of these bozos, I hate seeing the carps at my canal cause I think of fishing, therefore him, I dont eat taco bell (arguably a good thing) cause it makes me miss him, I don't go to the mall for the same reason, and the off chance I could bump into him.... Yeah me and La agreed that pang is the pits...even Binks was lamenting this weekend my fate seeing as how I recited all his terrible points and bad/gross habits and still... Ya know? Is beyond hard, I dont want to but instead HAVE TO move on....I was also angry cause, surely I blocked all his emails but he created one (talk about wasting opportunity) to NOT apologize like a man, instead we get "howdy" "are you still upset"


GTWHOLEENTIREFUCKOH, SIR!, rather than go on a lengthy email as to why i'm not upset as much as pissed, disappointed  and why is he even trying, did he not fuck me over enough?, why is he not dead yet? etc etc I just blocked his email, made sure all my emails he could possibly know reflect that, then went to the gym, next days I looked so shit that my usually moronic, rude condescending boss eased off of me and even bought me lunch.

But for serious I told my friends I was glad to have them cause my first instinct is serious revenge I spent the night up thinking; oh sir, id fuck you again, squeeze you dry for shit I don't need, rub your face on the other men id be intently fucking then drop you, no more sleep overs no more nice Q......and go on to sleep like a baby in a cloud.... The fact my friends expect  better from me is a deterrent, but trust me THAT'S THE SORT OF BAD PERSON I AM....tia lusy disagrees with me: "Q you only use guys for sex, even when you have no feelings for them you don't flaunt guys or take things from them so, yeah...no, shit if you did you'd be rich now and you aint"

Rotfl.... Gotta adore my aunt, no?

So you see how I was really not doing well by Friday, but also I said: self, the a/c might not be needed right off... Please have as quiet and good a bday as you can, please!

So I:

Told the ac guy we'd make weekly small payments toward the future unit starting now, in 7 weeks I should be done paying minimum

Started moving more money to savings in hopes I can afford a used car

Sent the ongoing car and ac bills to the apt people so they see how im fucking scraping by.

Decided that I was going to buy me the presents I wanted... Which were simple: facial acne care (peter Thomas roth... With acids... Burned a LOT, you need sunscreen but goddammit it worked in 2 days), tiny diamond studs for my extra ear piercings I never take off, a micropeel, and a few accessories, I wanted a fucking mani, a facial (or two) and a massage, but I deaded that on lack of funds.



Either way me and Binks went to that mall I hate saturday with Neeners and had a girls day, I bought a cute shirt, a belt, binks bought me sandals, we ate tequeños, laughed, tried perfume, makeup, I got my shit, we came home and I thought thatd be it..... Instead....

I got emails from papi and my sis in Venezuela cause they wanted to be ahead of everyone (sniffs)
Then La & Monie made me freak out before my bday proper demanding I return that micro peel shit cause these two amazing bitches...bought me a facial peel treatment at the nicest fucking place in the area, im welling up as im even typing this that theyd go so extra for me, who is in essence their asshole friend.

Then Shel and Bully texted me every day since thursday to make sure I was up and about, not wallowing, Shel even told me to hit her up for serious if I needed anything and really, how did I win the friends lottery?

That night before Tai wished me a  happy bday ahead of it

Then I watched a movie that is like...words fail me to explain how awesome it was! Its Spaniard and is called Diario De Una Nimfomana and yeah that means subtitles but it was amaaaazzzziiing, sexy, crazy like a soap opera Lots of Nudity of course! but should anyone ever want to get my pov on sex and why I love it and how I feel, the should watch it ..i actually jumpy clapped at the end of it! Lol also Amigas in the Spaniard film lore are like goddamned superheroes, also hot dudes, also Geraldine Fucking Chaplin was in it, so really.. Watch it!

Then at 4am J asked me to smile and have an awesome day.

Then the next day soooooo many calls from family (tia lusy's clan sang me happy bday even tho I was calling to wish Lua a happy one, we have the same birthday, we did lunch I surprised her with the waitresses embarrassing thing)


Mami called from Amsterdam and managed a happy bday between gloating, my bro and his wife, karrie, la, monie...so many texts (diya, leogoddess, the twins, Gem, slaus) the crazy fb and twitter salutations! I


Lovvveeeeed it all and that alone woulda been awesome, but then I went to tia lusy's for Lua's bday party and my uncles wanted me drunk, we had a bbq, Chinese checkers for hours then they actually made a cake for me!

then we did the presents with much anticipation cause we all got the girls engraved ipods and they freaked (they begged for used ones, conscientious ass.kids!) With accessories and trick wrapping in huge boxes I also got them Just Dance for Wii... And that was amazing, WE ALL BATTLED SUNDAY AND SATURDAY!!
The kicker is ...they bought me a shitload of things omg!
 
Seriously, like...
My grandma got me a mug that says "i love my dog" and a yummy huge candle, she said "for the bedroom" with a wink... Proof my family knows what I'm about... Further proof?..
Tio blanco got me a nice beach towel, he said for the nude beach.... In front if everyone lol!
Then tia Sa and Tio Ro got me a Sports Bra in black which ive been coveting, is absurd how happy that bra made me!, also a lotion to the perfume im using
And even tio Ra got me workout gear!
The same time I was opening presents my bro said "its in the mail" and Paulie never gives me presents! I was full freakout and I think I owe Binks big time cause it all smelled like she drilled them all, then a BEAUTIFUL CARD from my cousins saying I always had good advice and they loved that im always around with them and that I look super young, Tio Blanco wrote he was happy to step in as a dad (binks commented b4 that..."they love me more, all of them" ) ......THEN! I got a certificate from Binks and Tia Lusy for....1 hour swedish massage, an hour facial, spa mani and pedi!
















Are you freaking shitting me!?
It was amazing! Couldnt ask for anything else! Except naked sex slaves lol









Speaking of naked! I said I wasnt gonna but im posting the most pg13 pics of the shoot, I lovvvveeddd them and youve seen me nakeder before, but is kinda a sample of how sessy it was.... Now then since this is from the phone..... Pictures to follow