Im a BIT ridiculous

So let me shoot you a quick missive from the bitchass phone im still having issues with....since my internet is STILL buggalicious BUT is almost 12 and I don't feel like getting into it with Belkin

Anywhoo, lets talk manshit cause im horrifically fast

(btw big aside, my boss has attempted his doucheburger shit twice this week, I've immediately been brief curt and shut that shit down, I'm going to train that asshole so help me Gawd!, so today he said he is off to Panama tomorrow and will bring me something nice, I looked at him like he had that Regretsy fascinator with the rat).

So man man stuff, you know how im not all thirsting over the spaniard attorney, so much so I won't reach out if he doesn't first, etc, we are still pleasant I've still not pressed on hanging out, or setting a date, nor bugging him about it. Yeah idk

This amazingness happened: in my fucking brand spanking new gym..... Who should I possibly bump into:


G. I. Fucking.Pressed.Joe... As in THAT guy I had to cut him after YELLING AT HIM, Calling at all hours? Work hours? Him!...bypassed him sunday, and was pissy cause he dont even live close to that gym....bumped into him full on today ugh ugh as in: is no fluke, he goes there, I totally blank stared, he squinted like .."it could be..." But I have short hair and shit, and I gave no hint of recognition...lets hope he dont remember what I look like with clothes on...ROTFLMAO

However this very same week: Richie Rich hits me up...out of his married ass blue...he's all please dont block me please please please....and OF COURSE I blocked him,then because shit happens like this to me im chatting it up with 2 nice prospects, one, pretty cool respectful dude, made his end game know, we bonded over bitching guys regular shit grammar approach, we shall see cause he is in Miami. Nice looking

Better looking spick/italian emt-firefighter fridgewide, of course we started flirting pretty bad so like he was asking about lunch, forecast says this one might get it REAL BAD! Something about the vibe and back and forth we were throwing each other.

Yeeaaaaahh depends on that lunch/chemistry check, heh..... Terrible terrible QQ....lets see what they do...ima stand here looking cute

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