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Friends I've not blogged, I've had one of my shittiest weeks in recent memory therefore I could not blog about the AWWWEEESSSOOMMME  trip I had, so  today i pretty much disconnected from everyone and everything and decided to take a ME day ....I bailed on one of my cousin's Bday party ( NOT my kids tho, an adult cousin in Miami, I'm not THAT big a dick, real talk)  Let me start with the bad so I can finish with a delicious flourish of GOOD

Monday: My Boss was a REAL cunt Like I was thinking I'm done here, you name it, rude, condescending, bitchy, whinny, nasty, shushing me, dismissing me like you would a dog ( wave of the hand) ... and I stayed til 6:30 that wasn't the only time this week but since he paid me the regular amount soooo THAT shit is O-V-E-R

This day also i had to follow up on an appointment i made Sunday with my shitty complex people to come inspect my apartment for an insurance claim or some such right? ( this will be amazing later on) I tell them it needs to be at exactly 1:30 cause  is lunch and I have shit like A NEW JOB WITH A BITCHY MOTHERFUCKER THAT I NEED TO KEEP, ,they agree, the option is, If im not there they are calling a locksmith to pick my lock and that's that .. at my expense, lovely.... That day i do not get home til 7... when i do, I have nothing but basic channels, 1-12  *sadfaces all around* I've been paying for basic cable since I moved but gettig the premium ones, remember?

I called comcast apparently my are went all digital I need a digital converter, That's it.. well that and more money for cable, I manage to talk them into a good deal ok, great

Tuesday: My car stalls in the parking lot of my complex at 8:30 am... I won't be on time to the job i already had to psyche myself into going today, car stalls cause apparently now i have issues  with my gas indicators sometimes and if is low  it might not be necessarily right, so what does superQ end up doing? changing to shorts no time to do anything else and walk a mile (half back and forth) ...in heels..in 89 deg weather....HUSTLING FAST...with a huge purse , and a gas can which later was full... no point calling anyone in my family cause no one was close like i was to the station there, and frankly, they are not useful quick thinking sorts  and i didn't have time to waste.

I get to walking smelling like gas, hair and makeup  essentially sweated out ( Thanks God La Insists I do concealer and powder for summer)  and I make it to work, 5 minutes later Turtle the Whinny Cunt Calls!!! and I was scott free but i basically had to refresh myself at that office, my calves, fingers, soles of my feet, ass, forearms and  were ON FIRE and they remained so for a while, my sister was being th kind of self absorbed bitch she always tends to be and kept insisting that we went to the gym at 9 pm tonight I told her Not a chance after what happened and how I was feeling , she whined whined whined and I told her "sure I'll try" just to get her off and of course later I played total dumb about it. I reconfirm the fucking appointment with the condo about the inspection, re-verify that I MUST stick to a schedule, she agrees.

Wednesday:  I want you to Guess who doesn't show up to their scheduled appointment? please the fuck guess?? guess who THREATENED ME with Picking the lock to my apartment?? Please fucking give it a crack......I ended up staying out of the office an hour and a half because of these cocksuckers, they  fail to show I turned into a fucking harpy to that bitch in the condo, first she blew me off then threatened with the lock pick, after i told her i was in a new job and threatened to sue ALL of them should anything happen to my locks or belongings she agrees to change it to the next day... That day i don't get home until 8 cause I have to stop by the most nastiest ghetto Comcast to pick up my boxes, i make it there right at six but they shuffle me from one line to the other and back again, the place stunk and it was a mess but once I got home i had to roll up my girl sleeves and fix these boxes in place......only for comcast to be down until say....... 11pm.... when  it finally comes on  I get to hunting for some hair pictures of what I need/want my hair to grow into..... AND I catch fucking Blaster Worm on my computer... Unable to browse or do anything I get to trying to lean this shit up until about 1am, I let some patch or other run

Thursday: The Computer wouldn't turn on, repair access the hard disk or anything... with nothing except all my music and pics to lose... I decide to reload the fucking thing as I'm getting ready for work  UGH. I come at 1:20, the inspectors FAIL to show up, ONLY for me to literally blow UP at the condo lady, warn her that they BETTER not touch my apartment ,  guess who is shooting the shit downstairs when i come to leave for work, running late already??? Yes Those cocksuckers I proceed to tell them exactly where to go and tell them i'm NOT staying another 20 mins for them to be done, since I made an appointment they refused to keep, so then my Venezuelan neighbor comes out and asks what's the matter , I tell him what is the matter, he offers to keep my keys for me ( and this guy is basically a nice stranger) UGH I had no other option really so, ok fine..... ugh That day I don't get home til 7pm, cause I had to stop by to buy shit for my house, Amazing really Not one day this week I"ve made this happen in a good way for me.

Friday:Pretty good except Pearl been Bugging me not just with her bullshit But SHE is obsessing about whether OM has contacted me or not when I cant give a fuck about it, we know how he operates, my plan of action is in place complete with why you need to leave me alone forever talking points, and I'm already eyefucking some cute but too young tail that came into my job and talking to this Spaniard attorney, we'll see how that goes but still, I'm NOT sitting here waiting for anything... yet still Another bullshit comment from my boss, a bullshit invite from my aunt to a surprise party blah blah blah, and sadness over my sweet Gemmy in other words not home til 7 again, but I made good on my promises to myself of being in bed by 10 and drunk for good measure.........Binks started me bothering me again about the gym Saturday About going to the gym at 1.. i told her NOT a  chance, I INTEND  to stay in bed til AT LEAST 10

Saturday, Not good for beach today BUT I stayed in bed forever, and I fixed my computer totally and I was ale to get that Skype shit together so much so that  I was finally able to talk to my papi first time since January That was awesome, we talked long he counseled me about OM, bout work, It was Awesome, i love him so much, Binks tried some guilting about seeing mami and Tia Lusy and about going to that party, I told her that MY Ideal Saturday did NOT include dealing with  anyone of my family, Tia Lusy called and I told her i was NOT doing no party and I needed to chill

That's that tho, next week i can start my gym, normal no bullshit routine

Now Then the Trip!?!?!/ was AMAZING, relaxing, ignorant and just awesome, needless to say you'll see why now I'm MCdepressed I'm back home and stuff going through banal ass bullshit

Thursday: I get there La gets me from the airport with Britney Spears as requested and I got to shaking my tits like I have no class of home training, I figgers, nobody done know me in Texas, might as well be that asshole, non??

I was SUPER tired so Lalita went back to work nd I got to sleeping with this little lady Honey Michelle
 

Isn't she GLORIOUS?? she woke me up with a toy in her mouth asking me to throw her some ball. THEN after I passed out for a few hours La came back we Chilled and talked some bullshit until it was time to go get The Momocho, At that juncture it was late, we were hungry so we went to get something to eat and meet up with La's mom, who thinks totally she is part of the group,
LOL we like to order one thing and have a bite and a sip of what everyone has!, At this juncture i'd like to point out an say: JESUS FUCKING MINTY CHRIST everything in Texas is FUCKING FAR !

The next day we woke up mad late, La had some Mom stuff to take care of and Me and Monie got to talking and offering up our comments to the teevee as well as play with Honey, eventually came time to meet up with Gem and so drive away we did (far ass living little thing)

Look, Pookie and Topaz

( topaz is REALLY cunty for no reason, if she don't approach you, dont you go trying to approach her) Together we went to Grand Luxe to eat and to the Mall: Mos IGNORANT  dinner ever!, we had a swishy waiter, Gem is a drive by comments assassin and a camera hammerupper Suga Free quoting ass nigga
 
Yes, bread exhaltations

Since we were sitting on the same side we was serious appreciating this fine piece on a date... Until some fugly fat emo dude took his place..Tragique! ( do remind me of telling you about this Tragique business cause is super funny0 See? this is her just FUCKING with my spirit
 



It was fanfuckingtastic we got tipsy proper and super loud, we was rowdy ya'll ( Aside I'm watching Planet Terror in PURE UNADULTERATED AWE)

 
 
( I really have too many pics of this chick's Titties)
 
I'm still sad i didnt finish that stuff ( Creme brulee two ways)

we then went to the Galleria mall where we touched and tried all manner of makeup, i just for the fuck of it put some Fuchsia Lipglosss on Gem paired with gold and purple eyeshadow and now I'm mad we didn't take a pic ( earlier in the day i also did Mon's eye makeup before we left the house), i also got YSL Parisienne which I was obsessed for a while so yay me, they then gave me Pacco Rabbane's Lady Million which is Sick Sick Sick and probably the next purchase

The next day La Monie and I went to the zoo after a Yummers breakfast, La drove us around before, there are Japanese Gardens and huge nice park area, super nice..... we also acted ignorant as all the hell in the Zoo










 


( i BTW have TONS more animal pics than girl Pics, WRONG!

Another Moment of shinning glory would be me and Mo singing random bullshit throughout the day, we tombout: Annie songs, The sound of music, and of course our Grand Opus: The Geico commercial  sexy grampa, complete with dance



Now imagine I woke up doing that dance and song AND it went on all day even in public spaces.. ok then


And La is good for a mini tour, we went by the mcMansions, by Rice University and so on, we then  as it was our last night there went to dinner BUT also had a late lunch sponsored by my rice and beans ( i had made Brownies with cookies Late as hell the night before also we THOUGHT we were going to go to the gym but got so tired and dehydrated in the hot sun that we had to come back for a couple hours nap) 

For the evening portion we met up with a few of La's Friends, we were tipsy by then cause La started making us do shots before we left the house, whilst listening to get ready Hood music, Mo decided that sure I could wear my slut dress BUT i couldn't bend or really do much cause my goods would show, I gamely showed them bitches ALLLLLLL my goods proper with good titty shimmer and also La had questions about my hood ornament, like, um she really didn't know even though EVERYONE knows this, so we showed and told. all this said  we went eventually to Cyclone Anaya, the MOST yummy Mexican food and we first sat at the bar having MORE libations, there La told some dude he wasn't her daddy cause he had issues with her cussing and I ignored some thirsty chinless poor soul that sorta keep trying to make a move, Teh Sad.... anyways then  La's crew came:  Sling shot ( named so cause her arm was in a cast), her girlfriend, the Girl I called Her Labia But who was super Highlarious, and then Gemmy came for that too, with her fine fucking Linens OBSERVE

Yes i'm showcasing her linens

Titties!

They also hold the bills, Is a service i offer my good friends

We tried to see if we could get a Tattoo but in reality we were MUCH too drunk so fuck it we went home after they kicked us out, so ok on the drive there we were sorta talking about tumblers which BTW, all these them whores have very active tumblrs, me? not so much I just follow them: Gem, Monie, La, Karrie, Sher,  Anyways 
on the way back home La said something and I said Bitches love smiley faces this then turned to THIS Tumblr post

And Lord beloved Jesus If i didn't sit there losing it for full on 10 minutes, like tears, snorting you name it ...... OMG you just had to be there it was amazing

The next day I was the first one to leave therefore the first one to be super fucking sad and stuff cause I had to be away from my girls, UGH, at least Honey Came with to wave me buh bye!