Easter and last weeks Megapost

So I promised a big one, and is mostly good shit but like seriously my family is OUT OF CONTROL, just these past two weeks is been a whirlwind of birthday Parties and general gatherings ( Cousin Lari, Cousin Creepy, My stepdad, Easter , random excuse to bbq and drink) not to mention that I'm having ridiculous long days at work, and Yesterday was a wash over the royal wedding, yes i woke up at 4 and twatted the whole thing, the there is also New Gym OMG let's talk about the New Gym:


First of all the machines are sweeeettt, very new, very Intuitive, self explanatory, amazing!! , Reason i needed a new Gym is that my shitty Bally's was closing so I went shopping around and turns out the Meat Market LA Fitness was not THAT pricey, was close  like within waking distance if I want, has a sauna, Pool, free classes and a whole pretty accessible food bar, all of this for like 29.99, and I'm sorry but that's excellent!. How excited am i??? Excited enough to fucking buy this shitty  "Old Lady who preys on the pool boy and assorted youngsters" Bathing suit


 BTW that's my Lua's Bathroom, she could cleaned her damned Mirror, no??!but that's neither here nor there

A bit crowded some peak times but you know I'm antisocial, so I already don't go to the Gym til like.. 8? 9? so yeah, cool!. An added perk?: Sweet Weed  Smoking Jah The Brownest! THAT PLACE IS PACKED WITH HOT MEN, HOT, all sizes and packages and orientations even AND AND AND ! The KNOW how to eye fuck a lady without overstepping the bullshit, you know what I mean?? not crowding you, ot coming up with bullshit, just eye fuck, nod of sweaty acknowledgment, move on, BAM!

Lordy!! You think I'm Horny??? : Oh my beloveds.. I was just telling people: Next guy I fuck is getting it SO.VERY. HARD.COM that he is going to fancy himself Jesus christ with the magic touch or some such, not realizing

A) He is going to end up traumatized and with his life barely together
B) A stiff breeze would knock me off my feet right about now
C) that Multi orgasmic bucking screaming shit is NOT him, is all me all the time

So you know is all the types of hard as hell to be this single, this appropriate, when I have zero desire to BE appropriate, constantly checking a gym full of fucks, and and and , you know who my call blocker  snapped in its nets?? ...

...The Vegan!!!!, I Promise you it wasn't one call either try 3 text messages, 8-9 calls... in the span it took me to take a fucking shower!!.. alas you know i have a hard " NO COMEBACKS" rule that I gotta abide by, The way i see it i can't let the OM/Weezy thing perpetuate too much  so if we are in good Standing, great, if we aren't and I Iced you you must  stay there, Speaking of that other Mal adapted Fuck no he hasn't turned up anywhere, I mean that, even online, but I'm sorta of  the mind that even if I don't want you even if I don't feel it in my heart or want to there is a Hard Line and script I have to stick by and that is that. I will tell you this Tho? Homegirl here will NOT go through MONTHS of Celibacy, more on this later, but let me move on..

In other news I also met the love of my life again. no not what you think is The Love of My Life Kid Edition sweepstakes. cause you know? For a Bitch that doesn't want  or like kids at all very much they flock to me,first Eva ( who is now like a Boho teen, I love love love that Child) , Lua who kinda grew into me and vice versa  kinda late but the other day wrote on her school diary I was her favorite relative and that I was her confidante even though it seemed improbably cause we are 2 years apart to the day *sniff*, and then Neeners, I mean Nate Dawg likes me but he just doesn't like anyone very much so is milder than Neeners who calls me antiMommy some days LOL

Meet Ada Fresh Baby Sofia, Quiet baby extraordinaire, Town cryer with anyone else besides mommy and daddy who isn't Antee QQ bear

 what most kills me is her  befuddled Harpo Who dis Bitch? and overall "If you don't get the fuck Out"  expressions of Aunt Shame


 such as



Or this  ( also Aside.. is my Brother's face as a Baby i'm seeing all over)


  I was all sorts of in awe, My Bro was all like she is  Crazy attached to you dude!!!like she is with us!, shit makes no sense! . he then told me he has his theories about kids having their one true love that they are transfixed by  and I might just be it for Homegirl, this as she fell asleep in my arms or cooed at me, or i explained that My Titties were not full of Baby Food, and before you ask let me beat you to the punch... I STILL want no Babies, ever, thank you back to your regular scheduled pictures

and Oh Yeah Bitches, mami of course was sorta ugly and Jelly de que Ada wasn't all into letting other people picking her up Like That , yet, i did her nails.. yet you heard right, on her mom's request ... anyways that and  here are our Easter Pics! ( I didn't want to take part of this nonsense BUT my skirt did!

Cause it Twas Glorious!


Then

Us Being a Ham, Paulie needs the Pimp cane cause he has a completely torn Ligament after playing soccer and Falling a couple of times, yes we are a hot fucking mess, yeah also I've been calling him Regulator plenty of a lot, that and Pimp Cane

Girl Time, Neen has lost a TON of weight, trust, Girlfriend has been working out a  lot she says, also BTW ho has Binks..OH also somehow i convinced her Crazy Christian ass to get a Tatt for our Bdays ( days apart from each other) and and and Bungee Jump... that should be interesting to say the least

The Ultimate Stun Shady Queen  and i BTW since i've become Enamored with The Name Pippa (after Kate Middleton, more interesting non Geisha sister, Philippa. which BTW also gives me fevah!)  I tried convincing Binks to get that loser to impregnate her again she won't budge, instead she suggested I called Spike, who is already pretty cunt on his own , Pippa.. I seem to think this is a good Idea so poor Picky been walking around for days getting called Pippa, SpickiPippa and so forth

Peep game


She only is showing that wallet out cause AntiQq got her it BTW then we have these here baby  pimps



and then these


and Binks



On More vain, simpler News: um... Scented Polish!, ( that deep blue, Royal .. on the Toes!!!!!!= EVERYTHING)

and and the Magical 9 dollars thrift store dress.. I almost didn't take it, Binks insisted i did


Nice Right? now my Hermitty antisocial ass needs to go somewhere and WEAR it, no!?

Things at work have been calmer but I mostly attribute that to the fact that this repube Birther ass hating Turtle ass motherfucker, hasn't been there much.. and seriously, Thanks Jesus christ up above, He was in Costa Rica, then came work late Tuesday through Thursday , also he wont be there Monday and is off to Panama Thursday to sunday so awesome

He also brought me this wooden Necklace from Costa Rica, which Binkie said that must be pricey cause all the woodwork over there is expensive anyways, he has been quiet since last. um Weds??? when he was being such a nasty cuntrag that i flat out stopped talking to him, of course he noticed then asked what was wrong, but that was last week, this week No papers have been snatched from my hands, no nastiness directed towards me, he did yell at a vendor that came and was so disgusting about it that i was beyond embarrassed, he is a disgusting human being is all I can say about him, yesterday i asked him : why are you hectoring me? are  you that old or you think I'm a child? do you think I don't know how to do the billing i did alone last week?? . So he backed up but I think that convo I've been avoiding is going to have to come up soon. I mean these ridiculous switch on/off moments, the bullshit comments, the stuff he expects me to laugh about the comments about even Obama ( in the end I told him that this sound beneath "good People" cause it seems like an issue being made cause of his color. THAT  stopped the bullshit tho)


That.. So man front I was talking to that Spaniard Attorney right?? whatever I'm not pressed so as such i'm actually pretty chilled out and such he didn't call me like ..um Last week things ended up happening, turns out his Grampa had died, and it was an unexpected mess But ever since last Sunday he has been touching up on me throughout the day, endearing himsself, sending me pictures through the day etc ( he looks cute and was pretty personable when we spoke on the phone and such even if i docket points for saying Sudacas, and told him so, he redeemed himself by texting me post convo and saying that he thinks i'm the bee's knees, so um.. ok i guess)  then yesterday he was telling me that is a shame we are just meeting each other cause he was considering taking a trip to St petersburg and it woulda been fun if I came, and then a whole thing i was cracking on him on his work vs "reggeton concert " steeze pictures i called him Reggeton Ken ( I still have him pegged as a short stack and that's like -_- for me, aka the sort of stuff that leaves me cold), he replied that : "Oh Gorgeous, you wait for First date Ken, he is awesome!" That made me laugh a WHOLE bunch  and yet at this point  I've NOT made any attempt to coordinate this drinking date cause.... IDK.. i mean whatever he is friendly, he seems ok, and i KNOW i gotta give shit a try and an effort and put myself out and indeed try to know someone and then also keep him around to fuck him instead f Using them to fuck them then sorta being done with them  but you know I tend to be closed off to guys that I don't  "WANTwantwant" and I'm not Patient at all and I have my own rules of engagement shit BUT Let's give this dude a try .In the measure he works for it, so to speak...one think tho, I'm not going to be celibate for Months and months, on end waiting for prince the fuck charming, so should homey not pan out and whatnot you know I have my means of getting mine and will do so with the click of a mouse, no hesitation and you know this... besides this little no sex shit is fucking my complexion BADLY cause let me promise you, i'm not doing much makeup, I'm not sleeping with it on, i'm not seeing Mami too much, i'm cockblocking Binks constant neediness well, i'm also working and making money yet i'm having issues sleeping and staying asleep, eating and my face looks abhorrent and disgusting , and I know I'm like scary tense! ( OMG the phone ringing in my office, our alarm, the automatic stapler are the banes of my existence. if stupid bad how badly i jump up when these things go off) So  yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh I need some  um... some  LOL ( trust me my poor porny links are working Overtime here, and i'm EHxaUSTED  from the gym yet not eating enough to support solid ass work


Oh wait Yay of all yays I JUST got my swimming Cap! heh!