I did it again, too much time went by, you get a Vlog again

So lets start with this anddddd follow it up with everything that happened riiighhhhtt after



So then here;  pictures of the New Office.. basically homey need a decorator

 

OM was very succint on it: a man likes his fish

then

Tia Lusy Thing at random:

 Creepy Cousin and Tio blanco

 La and your Favorite shady stun old Queen

 CakeMeiter Tia Sa acting like she is drunk but aint for reals

 This shit was Uber Delicious!

 This ones are to the side but un-passable cause that child was both chatty and demanding a few different poses, i believe I called her stanky, she says: Do you even know you lie Anti QuQuerz ( she calls me that if i call her Neeneers)

 This one... she looks so like mt sister  God It creeps me the eff out

 Us

 Nate Dawg Right before Ducking, now he has a thing about properly staying put for pics

 Hamming up

 Tio Blanco cooked that meat with new potatoes.. that shit was amazing and I'm NOT a meat Person at all

 I asked her for a Cheesy But thoughtful pose, she complied

 Busy, to Plez nt interrupt

 He kept coming back for me to mush cake on his face

 Old Queens

( embiggen so you can understand the posing it takes to do that)

 The LuLu, wait did I tell you she is her school ( Not class) president?? Oh Ok, don't be fooled she is a fierce thing



( Mami was a dick, she kept on and on how her present was ONLY ONLY ONLY from Binks and her... I mean obnoxiously so)
 
and


Random fishing , I've been at it the past few weekend so much so OM got me a fishing license, he casually mentioned that he is buying a little boat so we can do that or maybe  charter a  boat WOOOT???

 The crappy side was getting ultrafucking burned in an ugly fashion, like the random rednecky person im turning into *shudders*
 
  Even the feets got BURNT

cause um Let me tell you we clocked 94 saturday, 79 by 9 am daily and so on, so essentially, is Summer weather : yes next weekend I need nude beach to  even this mess out


So this past week Me and OM spent like every day together, a lot/ sleeping over after he had whined way back when about me leaving at 4/ cooking together/ doing nothing well Saturday- Sunday was like ... I won't ever tell you shit, i'll just be SuperBoyfriend, Make the Dos Equis man look like a bitch .. But dead silently:

a) The fishing license: we go get no fishies but he makes me practice my casting and reeling in certain lures Forever, I suggest that since we didn't catch shit and we went back maybe early in the Morning, he says nothing BUT we go put shit away he says: " No, no leave it all inside, We are going to get up early, no??" 

Oh Ok!

b) next day w wake up i was in the Midst of a HELL of a Wet Dream, bout him no less, he starts hugging me UP! and kissing on me , and I just blurted out : " Dude you won't believe but I was having the nastiest dream about you, so ... we eating leftover pizza for breakfast?" , so what's this Walking Make a Wish foundation to do? he gets to EATING and Fucking the SHIT out of QQ, then setting up the shower for me and when i Come out  I figure I'm going to warm up Pizza... only he had done it all and was filling up our supplies and shit ( Go OM!)  then he took me to So Many Places so we could see if I'd get as many different fishies as possible, he was super sweet and funny.. but  here: when you can convince the object of your desire to give you the wet dream quickie sex you were just dreaming about?? Oh HOLLAH!

c) We get back, Thirsty, sunburned , me more than him since I lotioned and sprayed him with 70 SPF OBSESSIVELY, he let me, LOL.. he notices my break lights are On, i tell him nahhh no way cause my car makes a noise when lights are on, he goes: "I think it could be glare but they seem  on"... we doubleback, check, In effect, ON... Not just on But ALL day on, all night on, draining the Battery ON: This guy who is way long and lengthy and knows nothing really about cars, more than oil changes etc, but who is Incredibly smart besides being a sex savant, goes online, figures my Brake light switch Broke and chipped all over, figures is not a part sold in stores, figures out my car circuitry, shuts it down, JerryRigs that whole brake UPSIDE DOWN, Flying blind, in my driver car seat, head by my pedals feet sticking out in the back seat after spending the day in 94 degree weather, never once was "We'll take it somewhere to get it fixed" or "I'm done" or "I'm so tired and pissed"  NOTHING, just fixing that motherfucking car like he been doing that forever. Like. fucking. Just. That... Is not just the sex folks, is him jumping on anything I say and making all this shit happen *snap quick* SWWOOONNN

Ok also This Monday I was having the laziest do nothing time at work BUT BUT BUT  why the Ex Secretary, a Feisty Nuyorrican from hell been calling all day and having the unemployment office calling and all this nonsense , i was embarrassed for him , having to be all hushed tones all day, turns out this man was really hurt by her leaving ( also how you leave a job and expect Unemployment??)  he had let her borrow money to  buy a condo, she's been convicted of Mortgage fraud and attempting to poison the BF and he still kept her around and shit... MESS!

Speaking of Messes why did my former boss had some nerve to email me today about some new songs like... Nothing??? bitch please! after what Krazy Kristian told me.. like  Fuck.you.com


Anyways Hot days Means the following things: Less clothes, no undies, and dance techno crap for me to work out to


Ernesto v Bastian - Strangers in Paradise ( Allan Omarshall & Michael Badal Mix): i adore this song dude I Be singing this shit hard in my car and shit, i'm ridiculous


Allure feat. Christian Burns - Power Of You (Tiesto Mix): GAAWWDDD i love this one too I usually play em back to back like that too, i'm such a loser, bah!




Then, so how about this morning I call Mommy Dearest, cause I was talking to Binks about her also taking a trip same time as I am etc but she is going to Philly, i tell Mother bitch that I need her to give Binks the gloves I let her borrow, right and then as a bone of info ( I NEVER give this woman any info) I tell her i din't go see her yesterday cause truthfully after all the day of fishing and shit  and the car thing , it all didn't get resolved til almost seven This woman's response?: "that's what happens when you hang out with people with shitty cars"

I was so Flabbergasted that i actually say come again??

"That's what OM gets for being with you, Now He has to deal with those Issues"

WOW You are... wow!.. so I'm supposed to what? Asking him for a new car or just buy one tomorrow?

No need to get mad you have a crappy car now he has to deal with that cause he is around you

WOW.. just......... Have a nice day, you are Incredible

Of course, Binks defended her, Of course there is NOTHING defensible on what she does, of course Tia Lusy was like , incredulous thinking maybe I was lying for a second then thought it better, I clarified for Binks that i don't need shit from her that when I call this woman is to avert her bullshit claims but that evidently im nothing her nail tech and then she has the balls to complain that i don't go see her but when I give her Any info or whatever she STAYS acting like a shitty underhanded cunt, and tries to do it on the low behind most  of their backs , but peep game, she was well aware I didn't have a gift for Tia Lusy cause of time and how long i work now, I even told her, if you get anything, let me in on the price so we can go halfies... but you know what?? she doesn't get a house key, and Lua ( who wrote  in her school diary that I'm her confidant, her favorite relative, and a bunch of other sweet shit I didn't know about ) will watch spike when I go out of town, so she can go fuck herself, i told my sister that since I don't have kids or shit to ask for I see ZERO reason to subject myself to her any more than i would to a relative that I DON'T  want to see and she can fuck that forgiveness shit to cause the fact my mom chooses to do the things she does behind everyone's back lets me know there is AWARENESS  of what she is doing, i don't sit there no matter how gross i think she treats her man, or rude or unlike her 20 y.o self she looks I don't constantly throw her in her face, I try to respect her as much as possible so yeah. NO BITCH, NO!