...that is a straight from Lovage Title... cause is true
Lovage Sex ( i am): those lyrics are everything i need
Soooooo OM came back from his week at Vermont ( never fear two days later they sent him to Maine with exactly ONE day notice)
It was a strange busy comeback too for one He bought the curtains for my dumb living room which I needed cause they razed all my trees in the surrounding areaially i could see clear to the complex entrance and so could anyone .. and I spend a LOT of time not wearing clothes at home
I was getting to it but I had ZERO ideas of what to get and Zero equipment, ugh!
and brought me a pink hoodie from Vermont (he knew I never have had one of those) ... 
...and before that we fought kinda over my stupid gate and him leaving cause he was being a dick about that: what happened was.....He texts me that he is coming to get me for lunch, straight from the airport... im sorta surprised cause he HATES coming to my place since the car towing, I say Ok he calls from the gate twice, I authorize him, he then calls a second later to say: The fucking gate isn’t opening, I say ok I’m coming down... before I get there he texts all pissy saying he is in no mood for this and this is why he can’t come to my place that the gate isn’t opening and he is going home
!?!?!? WTF You have FUCKING GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!?!?!? Really I mean is not a long walk and he was GONE by the time I came out wtf ?!??! I got so pissed I called him like 4 times, of course he didn’t answer and I then text: “You are really fucking tripping To LEAVE without waiting for me knowing im coming down cause the guest gate is stuck?? You are being ridiculous”
There is always something happening at this place
YOU ARE BEING A BABY, I’m outside my house already so I’m driving over, quit being nasty we will have a nice lunch
I will come back and try again
(Still not picking up the phone)
Dude I’m by Atlantic and Lyons already on the way to you
No, I don’t want you over
WOW are you serious... I’m turning around
So then he finally turns up, im there with my badge, open the door and then he is all like Don’t give me an attitute over this please I’ve have a long day
UH ATTITUDE ??? Are you fucking insane ?? This is how YOU act This is all your doing how the fuck you figure and then the nasty way you decide to act all impulsively, not answering calls the nasty little text, you talk to me some fucking kind of way and then I am the only person you talk to that way, In fact you are acting like I'm the problem when YOU are acting extra childish and SOMEONE else is the problem but you get to pay it off on me, right?
Well I don’t want you over until this woman quits harassing and attempting to come by
And you couldn’t say that? Not only that you act like HER fucking bullshit ass feelings get to be spared but look how you are talking to me?
I’m sorry I didn’t meant to but I’ve had a shitty week, a shitty flight and I really really don’t want any drama
I'm not Drama in this equation, Drama is a crazy bitch showing up at your house with no panties cause you changed your number dude get fucking real
I then get out the car to get my purse and he starts pulling out I say: WTF are you doing now?
I don’t need the attitude
NO, You DO but I’m NOT giving you Any attitude even if I’m PISSED at you, I’m getting my purse.... so then he parks he asks if I have measuring tape, I say, yes, at home so he comes up .. Honest only wanted his tools to drill whole in my wall and my metal door cause I have noting and some notion as to what to do, NOT for him to buy me more crap cause.. That just makes me so so so uncomfortable
But he came in, I unload some other stuff from my purse and I turned around which is when he gave me my hoodie, I said thanks all mild and shit and hugged him.... This time though he hugs me hard and wont let me go til I hug him back hard, I look up and I get a nice big tasty fucking smooch and another Sorry
Ok, now THAT is real real new
After that he took his measurements, got spike on his lap and lots of work talk, we then went to buy curtains. Rods and get lunch... not a hint of what we had spoke n about at a gross length the past 2 days... what may you ask?:
SEX... lots and lots of sex... sex with other people sex , specifically MY having had sex with other people !!!!
I love this nasty son of a bitch...like 2 days ago he starts asking about Blondie of all people, remember how he was all sore butt and this was on one of our off periods? And he was pissy that I was spending time with him etc ?? Well he was asking why I left him a comment online then he also asked to see pics of me with other guys? Me sucking them O_o, see conventional wisdom says this isn’t good at all so I was kinda fretful about 2 hours disheartened like oh fuccckk nooo he wants to share me, this is doom omg omg (Look i have zero issues with multiple cock, you know this... But I want him for me and me for him no sharing and in the past he's made it clear he kinda is too jealous for that.. I am only good for it with dudes i give two shits about basically)
... but he actually was sorta like asking normal questions about the ex ( he REALLY REALLY wanted to see them pics and them ramped up the questions about what did Blondie do, did this and that happen, I eventually man up and ask why all the sudden interest on formers... He says he just wants to know what made them good to me, what do I want , what I crave in bed (Little does this fool know I truly measure sex in before and AFTER OM... Is that simple and that serious... I qualify head and dick size and technique and adventurousness in bed by him!!! the standards he sets and shit)
So after sensing this is a tiny bit about jealousy/but mostly outfucking them and pleasing me and plain old OM brand of pervert and thinking aw he could talk to some bitch online.. He isn’t ... and BTW any scragly hoes still friended to him in FB have disappeared as well ( mainly he has some family who he won’t talk to and then high school Indiana people so the hoes are easily spottable ) after I thought about it with my perv helmet on and about how this could be manipulated to my advantage I went on to graphically explain why I liked some of these guys, their good points, he asked if I went back to Blondie in October, I explained that No, In fact I fucked someone other than him and we then veered into the Principal I went into all these dudes good points what they did in bed that I loved and also trying to draw more shit out of him... I also turned it around and told him NOT to worry about matching part by part ( although he was very very interested in all this info and saying " now I'll do this more , etc" ) cause if they were that good they would still be around since they all pretty much still call, try me online have begged that HIM is what I felt well matched to and HIM is what I liked to play with I did highlight that the good point most of them had over him was more affection also no BS a bit more anal..BUT that he didn’t have to DO that cause someone else did it, that I’m a bigger fan of ass play .. He said that he was going to do it cause I get off on it and THAT gets him off. What?! Oh hush you know you like to hear this... But don't you love there is NO slutshaming with this guy?
This turned into a gabfest for hours..extra extra nasty, cause HE let loose and I let loose, I also got to hear him talking about “my beautiful face" and This: You are the best and hottest I’ve ever had at everything , so I want to keep you happy and satisfied and make it better cause you make me ... well you get the idea, right?
* please remember this man is NOT compliment prone in the absolute least *
WARNING THIS WHOLE PARAGRAPH COULD BE SKIPPED IF YOU ARE A PRUDE, EASILY SHOCKED, SQUEAMISH OR PRUDISH
So I mean HOURS of nastiness and really ...when you ask a guy to TRULY give you the 411 on harcore fantasies it gets bad. So he asked me what do I feel like doing...I actually blurted out my true real feelings about when we are riding in the car together or why I Rub the shit out of him when we are sitting together inn a booth ( which apparently he LOVES) or how I want to jump his bones when we are in elevators/ stairs, or how I want to get all suckstress on him during just about any car trip (his answer: Is your dick, you should do whatever you want) I think he was shocked only that I’ve taken more um ...err.. Punishment than he imagined, that I like ass play just as much to do as to receive and that I have seen so many opportunities to ummm have him (trust me, I LISTED them in rich detail) , he expressed that he’d love more of that and public play but wasn’t sure if I was game I said to please not even run shit by me to just DO whatever he wanted to... I WANT to have free rein of how and when I touch ( he has a juicy ass too) cause that’s what I like, he agreed, he also gets to use whatever names he wants, more choking, more orders throughout the day ( the principal would do that mess ALL through the work day) slapping spitting for me and I can fondle him and we are driving together more cause if MY fun is sucking him during red lights then I must, also MORE irrumatio action YES. Oh also he sent me a nifty video of him doing things to himself.... whilst watching some video we shot (I could see both things, you do the angle math) .... Oh man oh man that dude gets me so hot and bothered
Oh sorry too graphic?
ANYWAYS: After the tiff on sunday and the apology we started driving around talking thinking of what sort of curtains we’d get ( it was the easiest option ) and ....you suck peeps in the car...is amazing the shift in the whole mood.... from then we went to eat, people watched a bit, rubbed his leg under the table some before driving back to my apt right as we hanging curtains this dude just pushed me against the wall ate my ass no warning or nothing and got to fucking and and and then pushed me down turned me around skullfucking central....we went right at it on the carpet no curtains were hung tools were all over , ironically enough I got a screwdriver on my back and all
and poor spicky went to another room Then he randomly brings me to the room.... Pure fucking ever loving heaven slapping choking I never really squirt all the time, only certain positions, a particularly shaped dong now and then and with him more frequently but still once......... Not Sunday... He had me on top... 3 goddamned.times... He licked that mess and basically doused him.... Just a mess we closed things up by taking a joint shower and going back to the curtain hanging business but I was DUNZO for the day
The next day he asked me to go over ( he really is a paranoid mess with this crazy bitch WHO now tries him on FB and even though he won’t add her, her wall postings are INSANE about being in love with her nice American man and REALLY descriptive shit about him... stuff that took him months to come clean with and this bitch been posting it out there saying almost threat like that she knows EVERYTHING about him but you could tell this info was provided to her somehow... is super gross and creepy, not to mention, she looks like Morticia Adams.. Is extremely creepy, he still thinks that she can be reasoned with.. I don’t think he understands this lady is NOT playing) and go play with him...... Only it wasn’t any sort of game people would normally play LOL , first of all the house was lit up with candles, then I got blindfolded and then I got about a quarter of a baby oil bottle poured on me and the rest was HISTORIC, no seriously just ... wow
Sadly he left the next day for Maine time undetermined but you can see he is just getting tired of the traveling and is getting stressful and such add to that this crazy bitch that now he has to worry about , he is thinking that it has to be resolved before a new lease is signed I keep telling him to print all communications and CALL THE POLICE should she show up again, but we will see
Other than that I went on like the worst Interview Saturday , I know if I called I’d get the job but when a man in his late 50s with ultra white dentures or veneers, orange tan and a facelift TRIES you during the interview, asks your age , if you have kids, why not and calls you feisty/fiery good girl etc etc with his nut hugging pants and rude manners, and repeatedly tells you his partner ( a lesbian) and him got something in common ( We Both like women) ... Maybe is for the best to stay where you’re at ... I’m just saying ... UGH
Since I have no interviews lined up I did this:
LIFE!! (oh yeah Micro short work mini cause is like 83 degs out... sorry Up north people.. so so so sorry
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