Of Stalkers and other intestinal demons and Customary Grammy Shit

A two fer as I do for these special occasions: lets see since I didn't catch the Pre show (oops spoke too soon)  if i can both inform you f the happenings/ do toes all before the Show which i shall snark on as I do:


A) Me and picky spent Saturday sick, sick sick again, ,again my tummy and since Tuesday I lost like 4 pounds but i think is just water weight, spike might have eaten some shit at mami's that he shouldn't have BUT my thing is nothing but stress, like real talk this job search shit is nothing if not completely soul crushing

B) that Same Saturday I had to on all fours with a bunch of chemicals scrub this whole living room carpet clean... yeah cause spike surely had him a shit festival with a vomit entree on my carpet

C) That Friday  My Boss' friend that was supposed to meet me for a part time possibility  DIDN'T show up after I dressed up and such and the one that the P.I told me to call never gt back to me, UGH, I hate this... that day though I made a cheesecake for the niece and nephew and one for OM, i also wanted to get him a wallet cause I wanted to get him one before he went to VT on Sunday.  BTW Mommy Dearest was being SUCH. A FREAKING UNWASHED CUNT about My looking for a job/ V day whatever she felt like,  see she insists that my not celebrating Vday or Getting him, get this shit, PICTURES from NY in an album??!? I'm being an unspecial bitch and I'm bad and I don't prove I want this relationship... even though i know neither one of us is into that, even though we sooner die than get all mushy and we rather not really make a deal of this, not that i think either  me or him mind ...you know celebrating each other, getting a present giving one...is just stupid whatever i ignored her, then she's taken to calling me with some rude shit about "why don't i get a night delivery route since I'm working part time". Like my car isn't fucked, like I'm not qualified to do more...you know what? i can't stand that woman

D) Saturday I went for a soup run and supplies run , and dropped OM's shit without even knocking on his door, cause ...i wasn't  in any kind of mood, I wasn't trying to make a deal, i wasn't feeling good and ultimately giving that fool warning of a present is almost inviting a  "No thanks" even though he then acts jazzed when he gets it, which was the case, He texted me later to see how I was feeling and  to rhapsodize about his delicious treat and the much needed wallet, he was super pleased and happy saying he wanted to spend time with me but since he is worried about me having a stomach virus and he was set to be on a plane at 4 a.m he wanted to not catch whatever i had ( eyeroll) whatever, he then said he was going to hang out with his bff and test drive the new car

E) This morning he called me when he landed  and Boy Oh Boy do i have news for you: See, OM changed his number Friday, because Thursday he told his stalker that he was seeing someone else and she sent him 44 messages in the span of 3 hours, Saturday NIGHT when he came back from Hanging out with his Bestie..... Guess who was waiting at the door???: YUP the stalker Wearing a Tight black tits out-pussy hanging out Dress in 58 degree weather holding gifts which included Two live baby frogs and such

Please wrap your mind around that

She told him she paid a P.I to get her all his Info.. he then stupidly starts trying to talk to her in her car cause he wont invite her inside: she insists that she knows he is with no one since is Saturday and he is alone 9 he pinned that on me, i pinned that on his bitchmadeness) she tried to grab his junk/ grabbed his hand to put it on her pussy , suggested that why don't they go inside to fuck,  he got out the car but it's still cold so they go back on the car then to finally get her off his back he says that he will call her when he gets back but didn't give her his new number.

I Told him that quite frankly I was shocked that he thinks this wont get into a bigger mess For one he didn't give her dates so she'll be posted up there when he comes back, for seconds i don't know why he is dilly dallying about calling the police ( he says he told her that next time he is getting a restraining order), i was kind of pissy he is trying to spare feelings here and such when He hasn't  been the nicest sometimes to me, I also said that he is LUCKY that quite frankly i consider him a person of his word and not some hillbilly/ wigga/niggaish type who has bitches stashed and one of them went rogue and that essentially I've seen it all happen cause otherwise WHO would believe that normally?? Also i pointed out that if this was a dude stalking a chick this wouldn't even be a conversation, the police would be called, I also advised him against keeping damned presents from her  In the end I think he got salty at me cause i was making this risk to be a bigger deal than it should ( he argues he would be more worried about my safety if she saw us together  Um No bitch, the same gun she can pull on me, she can pull on you when you reject her again)  I also told him that I hoped this was all so very flattering etc and i guess he got salty at me, our call then cut off I told him via message that he knows where I live and until he handles that crazy bitch i don't think i want to go to his place but he is more than welcome to call me or come by so who knows if we are on the outs or not whatevs i have too much shit going to wonder about beating some stupid 40 year old bitch over he being crazy and this asshole not being as hard as he needs to be

Go Grammys Go!

Grammys Blow by blow  starting with an  Aretha Franklin Montage ( good she aint dead yet so is good they are honoring this

LL comes in.. i don't like that dude IKN Don't ask me why... maybe is the douche glasses at night


OH God Christina WITH Florence Welch NO

 First of all J-hud Looks amazing weird singing faces, some Country lady, Yolanda Adams, Here is Xtina and that Melisma for no reason, ,she looks like a used up clown prostitute, I just hear Country Lady Is Martina Something, cute, looks younger than Xtina,  Ok whatever Not remarkable... *sigh* Florence Sang It i just hate here there, J-hud makes the Faces thing she does Bleh .. NO Yolanda Lady NO, and don't get me wrong I don't know you and You Look THE BADDEST in the stage currently but NO I don't like this tribute like at all

Aretha Makes a video Cameo and she looks like she is in a water bubble bath.. I'm serious

 * Commercial*  Mick Jagger What?? Oh god

Best Pop performance: Glee Is up for this Maroon5 Douches, Paramore ( i kinda Like this kid), Sade (Babydaddy But i don't know why, maybe her kid being there), Train and that Annoying song.... they win it and he has a Velvet Jacket and I love him for it .... ROTFLMAO He Thanks Bieber for not being in a group

Ricky Martin Is wearing Shitkicking Boots and Lame Pants in silver  he introes Gaga, she comes from an  egg wearing  yellow rubber suit with silicon shoulder modifications prosthesis I love That she is singing live, giving shits, having dudes wearing them fucking hooves andddddd they take their rubbers suits off and then they are wearing exact flesh colored undies LOL

We are Back from commercials to a  Big Country dude, he is the fiance of the chick that's going to perform, and he introduced her and Miranda Lambert.. i am just going to phase out like i do for all types of shit i don't care about ( Like Gansta rap most Hip hop ) I will say she looks like a monchichi


They Panned to LeAnne Rhymes her Hateface was amazing then .....GAAAAHH lenny Kravitz sexyyyyyy.... & Muse!!!!!!    I Love him even if this song has been done to death ...I think less of him for porking That ditzy bitch Kate Hudson *Gag*


Back from Commercial and Ryan Seacrest is there being extra now Bruno Mars BOB and Jannelle Monae 2 I love, one IDGaFABOUT. Bruno looks like a tiny Beautiful Robi Draco, he is so pretty and his voice, ok this must be the BOB guy , Oh yeah i remember him now, ok this is nice set to orchestra and slow, nice.. a little Jannelle But More Bruno Mars, so i win His voice is amazing and such a sweet throwback, i think i'll download him after this night... And Jannelle comes out now with a Count Chocula Cape, she is so fucking great, she jumped the pit and all three kids played back up to one another and everyone stood up no ego real musicianship there

Best Female country  introed by big country guys: Jewel the Monchichi girl, Leeann ( WHO BTW must have done some fuckery to her face besides the tits.. either that or she is a pre wedding anorexic all good possibilities) and Country Bitch Underwood and someone named Gretchen Wilson... Monchichi face wins with her plasticky dress Yay! or whatever


Back from Break: Why and WHO invites fucking Eva Rat Face Longoria to Things anymore... why??? she is fugly, useless and lame... now Usher PedoMentoring Bieber UGH, then that baby shit but suddenly we get cut by Ninja Drummers coming to the stage  and wtf i give up until this baby lesbian is off the stage, wait now  and now Jaden Smith? why are his parents allowing all this hard pimp for these rich kids ( Jaden and Willow) like let them go to school and shit... OH OH I recently heard a song from this Peanut head Usher, I think the dj falling in love business?? I liked that *looks up* WHYTHEFUCK Is USHER DRESSED LIKE THE SERVANTS AT THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE!??!/!

Paramore and some cbs chick announcing rock album: I do not Understand what are these two bitches wearing nor why all the rock nominees are Ancient except Muse... who of course wins!!! Yes...and I'm almost done forever with Mr Bellamy: Thanks to my Beautiful pregnant gf?? ugh

Selena monchichi face is announcing awards with some dude who razzes her about Bieber, she does announce bieber in the category, GAGA wins though as is just and she has a Batman dress with fake ass Amazing prosthesis all over her face

David Letterman does a Fucking Top Ten at the Grammys and is HILARIOUS cause is Him and also he introes  Mumford & Sons and OMG these kids kill this Bluesy banjo shit followed By Avett Brothers who then Too kill it and I wish Florence woulda been in this  segment and ONG Dylan walks in starts singing on a shit Microphone and the thing is Dylan does NT have a pretty voice so this is criminal But then is ok and they hit it like pros. So Far  The Bruno Mars Jannelle Monae BOB, then this Then Gaga... totally serious

Leah Michelle who has soon and Hard become THE WORST Part of seeing Glee ( also the most anorexic one) is introing Lady Antebellum with some Big beefy NFL type with a gross ponytail They are supposed to be doing a Teddy Pendergrass tribute that lasts Two seconds

Ew Miley Cyrus  and the Kings of Leon, they wont stand close to her they are announcing a country award, no one I know really know The Antebellum people win and I'm pissed they sang 3 seconds of Teddy on a tribute to teddy, Big points to everyone for acting like Miley Stinks

Now Jamie Foxx Intros Cee-lo and the muppets  he is dressed like a big Cock... Ok Rooster fine I hate that he sold out so damned Hard cause  he ASKED Gwyneth to perform  with him UGH... It was ok and kinda lame but is known i don't like Gwyneth but ok she isn't the worst singer

Neil Patrick Harris Introes  Katy Perry who looks like a vat of glitter threw up on her and she thinks slow singing is her strong  suit *ROTFLMAO*

So Then Norah Jones came out with John Mayer and Keith Urban and they did Jolene and it was an amazing clean dignified tribute to The Diva Dolly and then they did song of the Year and Lady Antebellum won which was an Upset I suppose

Seth Rogen came to present  something and made a Miley Cyrus getting high joke: he introes Dr. Dre and Rihanna and Eminem and a million other people.. I kinda Love Rihanna's Dress I have ZERO notion wha... oh that Love the way you lie song  ( funny The crazy stalker bitch dedicated this to eminem.. swear you it!!) and Adam levine is playing the piano and she sounds terrible and Em is a BEAST a Fucking out and out beast and this chick doing the hook for i need a Dr already BURIED rihanna (Skylar her name is I believe)  and  Dr came out

 ANNNDDDTHEBEST Upset of the Night Bieber Loses To Esperanza Spalding !!!!!!! amazing

Matthew Morrison Looks delicious, he introes the president of NARAS and such  the boring part  but Esperanza is playing that big ass Violoncello like boss and she looks stunning like  a Boss... and this is turning into a creepy William Shatner spoken word song thing

The in memoriam closed by becoming The mick Fucking Jagger With a Velvet Cape Song and Dance Revue and it truly was a most fucking fantastical thing to have happened The End!

Now Barbra Streisand and I cannot stand her , she looks like she is wearing a wig and as though we Will fall aslee so let me put on panties and pants and go walk spike lord knows she'll take this long

wait no This chippie nicky minaj came out with will.i.am looking like a pair of fuctastic messes and announcing rap album... I thing I love most of everyone except that drake BUT Em gets it and is the CORRECT FUCKING THING

i went to walk spike and I come back to that dopey faced dude Drake singing with rihanna...um ok  no

Jlo and Marc The crypt keeper announcesong of the year or record or single who knows and is lady Antebellum song again and I'm sorta underwhelmed  who knows, who cares  ,Jlo Better do something about her husband and wig ahhhhh but they said Arcade Fire first ever performance in Grammy so i'm holding
out hope

Arcade Fire Done Fucking BRUNG IT Ladies and Gents ...This is not explainable SOOOO I will say Bmx Bikes Horns and Megaphones and everything but jesus Himself SO now I say: Bruno Mars & co, Dylan and Co, Em and Co, Arcade fire, Gaga ( I know!), thennnnnnn ugh  Muse......  Lady antebellum/ Usher pedo teachings and Bawba and Katy perry can fight the shit place IDGAF


Album of the night, announced by Bawba : AAAAHHHHHARCADE FIRE WON YES YES AND MOTHERFUCKING YES!!! GET IT BITCHES!! and Yes as i said on my Twatter I would so very much ride win Butler like a horsey at the Kentucky derby cause he just is delicious and he has that voioce and he is genius and Yum and Good fucking night