Awesomeness is....

....The kind of one of a kind-lay-back-don't- worry- about-anything-I-got-it mini vacation i just had (BTW Picture heavy post like a mug mmkay?)


I really feel so refreshed and happy...for one my stepdad and Binks totally had my back with Spikesters and they totally spoiled him, my stepdad even let him sleep between mami and him!! and then too him to the park to boot...damn!

Anywhoodle let me tell you EVERYTHING.. first of all I have been having the worse constant dreaming about this trip/Om  and coupling that up with EXPLOSIVE stomach issues if you know what I mean? right? well then how about i get there and i was having colics to death ...and flatulence horrific ..ugh...but i could not poop until I actually got to work Monday when I was able to release a WHOLE Weekend worth of horribleness... let me explain to you something about my stomach

It Hates ME SO MUCH!!!



Sorry for TMIying you so very early on!

 To start with the plane was delayed and i have NEVER seen Ft Lauderdale airport so goddamned full...every gate, every seat taken due to the delays, so I had to sit on the floor for a while..a long while ...I got in at almost 2... baggage claim effed up til 2:30 then no sleep til whenever ( yeah yeah is EXACTLY what you think...we started monkeying around and the hits didn't stop coming *wink wink* ( god, I am being like Quagmire) til like 3 something or other...what? we were working on a deficit

... The next day he had to work but still he took me to a late ass breakfast, then we went to FedEx to get some hit he needed for work and then with no warning issue he started driving and then tells me we are going he took me to Hoboken so I could shut up about Cake Boss LOL...Don't ask why am i always watching that Buddy guy and them cakes!
 
 


 



I got to see the three sisters and the delivery boy they always rag on and some tlc people  but mainly they had just regular people there, they weren't being around and they sound just as bad and the pastries we got were meh! not bad just not jizzy he  then back to work while I defrosted (he got a call while I was inside and then two more Emergency deals at the port..he asked me to look up the addresses on his computer then i just decompressed , he came back asking me to get ready for dinner and to go buy me better gloves...My hands were so FREAKING RED!!! Jesus Christ... when it came time to pay he would not hear of me pulling my money out, so gruffy and sweet, UGH! ( We agreed at least Elizabeth NJ and the airport area and such was ....rough looking...not rough then we took to calling it "Industrial and Functional for something" LOL)

The next day we woke up mad late ( more of that wild late night sexing shit..so amazing I mean I'd say i'm truly dickmatized except he was hanging his head on the edge of the bed and had me sit there... so what do you call  that anyways?) . I wanted to go to either the MoMA or The Museum of Natural Science and history, whatevs, he wanted to see Central Park so we made the deal of Museum of Natural science and Central Park didn't get back until late ( he was driving a rental... hence)

On the way there he told me a horrible thing that happened to him as a child and the why to his claustrophobia...His parents used to lock him in the car trunk as punishment...once they realized it freaked him out they would do it a lot or in closets etc...he has a scar on his forehead, and tells me to this day and even when he was training in the Marines any closed off/tied up situation fucks with him hard......................................i was so floored and fucking heartbroken and in shock...I shot a mass text...the girls all the sudden got to REALLY REALLY understand the level of fuck up that was done to this guy..shitty point of the day

Then we went on to have a fucking MAGNIFICENT  day

 Once we entered I was going to pay for the tickets since i asked to go but he was like what are you doing??? This is your vacation AND I invited you, you are not going to spend ANY money...he was really on point.... He Paid for like  EVERYTHING and in  the worse of the colds he'd take off his gloves button me up cause my fingers were simply kaput on the cold  and then part with his scarf if it looked like it could cover something and finally yesterday when I couldn't handle it anymore and he touched my feet and realized my boots were NOT being good for the cold and my feet were wet and clammy he wanted to go out and buy me shoes... for that ONE day..i said No ..I just feel real squirrely about shit like that.... then I go see purses cause the handle on my trashbag purse broke... he was like let's just go buy something nice in Macy's I declined but then I saw a cute purse on the street that i'd want and he got it before I could get my money out, he got toys for the kids in the museum...like a bunch of cute shit, for MY niece and nephew whom he only knows in pictures and I would have come back with all my money if not for the fact I went to get Binks solid perfume in sephora and I BEAT HIM to that ....he also whined that i did not take a proper good picture of my purse and asked me to pose..i wouldnt then


He was really sweet and protective of me, I couldn't see or ask or muse about anything that he didn't jump to it, when my gloves proved to be ridiculous for the weather everything came to a halt til I had gloves and once he tested a few and I got the pair I liked, he paid for them, he was all cuddly when we'd get back to hotel and REALLY talkative ( how I came to find out his parents Idea of punishment :( and why he didn't give two shats about Ellis Island..) and VERY excellent in the sack.. Like More than Usual, really NUTS

 Five minutes AFTER that a Mangy wet gross fucking Raccoon kept coming hard at me and I almost busted my ass trying to keep out his way only for him to keep coming eventually being an arm away from me and motherfucking hissing at me like a cat and becoming part of my nightmare that night... GROSS I hate city "wildlife" fucking pigeons were after me the next day and a bloody dead squirrel when I was in Battery Park...so gross so so gross






The next day we went to Battery Park and the Statue of Liberty

 
 
 
then Times Square and world of M&Ms and Radio City and Rockefeller Center and Passed by Studio One A where they do the today show and Top of the Rock, they offered us tickets for Letterman but it was for Monday and he didn't want to go back we tried t see a could more things  but Honest my shoes weren't in the least equipped so he was trying to cut things short for less walking ...
 


 

 
 

yes  a tower of M&M 3 floors tall every color you can think off

...the only issue i had was that i eventually B*tched him out last night over his apparent refusal to take pictures together.. matter fact This asshole was taking so many pics of me that THIS ONE was whilst I was telling my sister how much i felt like decking him

he would either blank stare at me when i'd say it or just push me to take pics at the last minute... on the way to lady Liberty I just got shitpissed and handed him the camera and got REEEEAAAAALLLLL quiet ( I told him to pose for a picture, instead he was getting out of the way)  and he then in turn began to like MAJORLY kiss butt in a manner quite unbecoming and such and making jokes and being extra and asking me to pose for /with things but I was .. pissy, hurty .. like what? asshole you can't be remembered with me? ( Mind you the whole time he was just relentless with the attention )  I said I was Fine and Iwas appreciative of everything he did but that I would have wished he either told me what the problem was or maybe had taken a picture with me but that it seemed evident he had some sort of issue and I was not prodding anymore so fuck it... Since I came with him and that, after all, that doesn't Obligate him or compromises him to anything I didn't see what his deal was, i wanted a picture with the guy i'm with in NY for god's sake and fucking every night, plus is not like his only relations ( The BFF, Jim ) and my friends and family don't know we are porking and solely seeing each other.


He said I was overthinking too much about it and that he is not a picture taker nor some of the occasions lent to it and no one was around to sorta take our shot together ( I said Neither am I but fuck we are in NYC and I didn't want a photoshoot of shitty romantic pics, just a pic together) And that when I was asked in Rockefeller by someone if I wanted a pic and he was going to get in (Uh RIGHT I'm Supposed to guess this) I firmly said no... I asked him: how is that I was supposed to read that from anything that had happened the previous 3 days whenever I suggested a picture together or his blank stare and his constant oh we'll take a picture of you?? I asked him if i was a sudden Mind reader or he made it known THIS time after the previous 5 times would be different? I said I was over it and I didn't care anymore but that more than THINGS, THAT would have been nice. La and Gem and Binks offered me a lot of level headed advice on that moment and asked me to look at the totality of the circumstances and his overall behavior and the guy we know him to be...afterward, G and Mami and a few others came to the same...this dude has been fucked and fucked HARD my mother  offered this; Even in a dumb way he can't explain he thinks you are going to do something by having that picture, do something bad to him, he doesnt trust, he doesn't like to be corralled up, he doesn't get you are pretty freeing but either way he knows he wants you he is obviously spending all this time/money/closeness with you but he thinks that or even not meeting your sister for reals face to face instead of in pics is not making you closer...but I say you both need to forgive and forgive and forgive...him  his family, you , bad men that fucked you up when you trusted, so both of you got work to do but you wholly deserve a man to do all of that and more for you and he deserves to be all loved and fussed over" Yeeeaaahh My. Mother.Com said that shit...the lady always downing and messing with me...funny how she lacks that level of awareness for other shit  LOL

 any waysssssss back to trip time. I got quiet again and he started acting like a monkey, kissing me up and such and we got things for the hotel, he got a movie for us to watch and gave me a flash drive with all the pictures so i'd have them to show and then fucked me good and well twice before the night was over( see? see? twice on Sunday! LOL we are not  two rounders with him...cause a round is average 45 good blissful minutes and such)  and cuddled me all night and kept kissing my hands and such we woke up then talked some more about other stuff ( he knew he was wrong... jerk! he kept making mentions to the fact we are dating or how when we weren't dating he wasn't all happy happy go lucky)

Another thing is he aced with almost perfect score his customs test.. he kept thinking that He wants a post here in Ft lauderdale OR Miami... but then kept pondering if they offered AZ if he would take it... that gave me sads ( but is not a set or for sure thing)  but then i'm not in the business of telling any more dudes ANYTHING about their Jobs See: David the wife beater Joel Vanilla sex Mesa

you know what else makes me super duper happy?? Adele's got a new single!!!  oh swoon please!


Adele- Rolling in the Deep: GOD THAT Voice..is really an old soul's gift.....and she is so freaking stunning! I need her coat and makeup

but i'm also with this


Twin Sister- Meet the Frownies...Initially I heard something else from  her but then i jumped to this...basically I'm a sucker for these indie girls with wispy voices, no use lying about it


This was what i heard first which kinda just ...idk hit my awww bone

Twin Sister - I want a house


ANNNDD on a completely left turn the WHOLE day i've been at Tia lusy's Listening to Bebo Valdes, do yourself a favor and get "el solar de Bebo" so you can LIVE some sexy ass cuban piano sax jazz situation But here he is with El Cigala ( He is a Flamenco singer...you don't even need to understand