Happy New year and more stuff

 Hi Chiquitos!

I got a picture heavy post and full of all sorts of the updates  in all sorts of fronts:

 so lets get on with it shall we???

First New Years: we spent it at JC's Niece's house which ended being NOT a small houseparty, more like a fucking crammed hot house full of Dominicans... like 150 of them or so.... yeah Before that it was a day full of activity/getting ready/ cooking crap, because NYE is kind of a dress up deal for Us.... which then brings me to the next thing: Got into a huge fight with my brother in law, cause he was being a rude disrespectful dirty dick to my sister and then to crown shit wanted to go out with dirty jean shorts and a spongebob tshirt  while my sister and her kids looked like this

Aside: I DIDN'T Love my hair at all : cause i was just applying setting  lotion and waiting to do things to it.. then we ran out of time and stupid Binks convinced me it was a good move ONLY i didn't really like it... OM then said it was plastered to my head but stupid Binks takes my phone and replied that it was a nice Change of pace and My "evening Hair" ......He NEVER let that go as you will soonly see *sigh* HOWEVER That said?!?!? I LOVED my dress Makeup and shoes !

So anyways, Fight with him, i told him he was a petty lame rude jerk and then when he announced to me in the particular that he wasn't going i snorted, told him to talk to someone who gave a shit, cause as far as I was concerned, we were just fixing to look even better in pictures!

 more pictures then !

 ...Like Tio Blanco Looking tanked

 the ladies

 Lui and a Friend ( hilariously we were talking how although the moms are not friends these two kids have managed to stay extremely close to each other... since they were toddlers)

 UGH I reaaallyyy reeally really hated the hair

 I did Binks' makeup and i ruled at that, her makeup was aces all night!

 Yes! that IS a members only Jacket!

 Evita Is HUGE, taller than Binks and only 14 * sigh* my little baby is all grown

 Don't she Look pretty here??

 This is creepy Cousin and his sister ( obvi, non?) this he INSPECTS US to see if we are on point.. oh ok homey!

 I say: Bubby, are you leeping?? he replies ZIIIIIII ANTI  QQ!

 This one acts like a pre-teen

 *sigh* see??

 This one too Super Party ready

Eva also gave me the paintings she made me

 The Next day, I went to see Mami who wanted to Go on about a long conversation about "her wanting ME to formalize a relationship with OM probably based on her comfort level and how I should bring him around and how I need to put me first and how i'm smarter than anyone she knows even her other kids so she hurts I'm in this predicament with the house and the job, that I should forgive HER most of all in my heart, then Joel Vanilla Sex Mesa and David the beater ex husband so that i can truly allow myself to trust again and even have patience with OM..... Then she starts acting like the way out of my problem is to be in some dual income household with OM as though that would solve the issues going on right now ( NOT!) and that whether i want to or not he will quitclaim deed me her other place so I have a place to go if I get kicked out of my place, Typical Mami, she is always starting ALMOST nice then she bumps to the assbutt of the road

So I told her that while  OM and I are doing much better and whilst i LIKE HIM SO VERY MUCH and whilst I'm floored by his gestures and whilst he is yum yum in the bed as al get out and a basic good person  ... THIS IS NOT MY LAST train to happyville and that while i didn't want to share LOTS of the particulars, Precisely because I put myself first I have cut him out when I have, cause No communication is NOT acceptable to me, she then stammers that i should make him talk to his family as Though I'm in the business of forcing emotionally verbally ad possibly worst 39 y.o men into dealing with crap so My mother can feel more at ease: NEIN!, NEGATIVE, NO!

After that and after making fake fruits for the kids ( powered milk, condensed milk colorant and cloves is all you need and make all the things that strike your fancy, we had baby strawberries, grapes, pears, oranges, green and red apples and carrots.. they are super cute)

I went to see OM( we been spending a lot of time together, talking, he calls me up a lot and I make a conscious effort to stay on the phone longer... he has also taken to chat me up after the interviews to see what's the deal ) I finally put out and it was .......

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Like ridiculous not missing a stride being sick sexy choking dirty hot  amazingness skullfuckingly great mess dominance, hungry sex... all this after he graciously bought the MMA fight for me and let me straight drool over men at the weight ins for a while 9 after a movie and pizza)  .. Irony?: the red Tapout shirt he handed me over after sex... also I showered he had my half used liquid soap under his sink... I too had been irrationally stashing his away TO THE POINT Detention might have asked for soap and y pleaded absolute ignorance ( P.S: He keeps hitting me up but between the bitchiness and the fact I don't want to fuck over OM  He is iced...he said some  stuff assuming I was in Jax, i'm letting him believe that)

But you know how I said this cocksucker was making fun of my hair .... THIS was his "version of my  Evening hair" so he's been calling it His Big boy hair in honor of my big girl evening hair, he said It took LOTS of gel to accomplish that and that This would totally up his maturity level  Bwahahahahahah

 Anyways I've been in a shitload of calls phone interviews all the while my car is shutting down on me ( cause Officially I've been a part time since Monday).... like straight Neutral on the lights is not doing shit and now the mechanic told me today everyone is acting like the part for my car doesn't exist.. I left him the car for the weekend... tell you why in a bit) . I have to say I'm barely talking to my boss, we are talking monosyllables, angry grunts, very short, he is trying to jokey joke etc but i really am finding myself in a very hard position, he wants to act all chatty and happy and I just want to punch him in the face for this whole part time bullshit.. then Monday he comes to me with this:


DID YOU HEAR??

No

OMG OMG Size 0 is having lunch with James Caan

Um OK

WELL apparently she came in yesterday ( Yeah cause his B!tchass wouldn't know THAT for sure)  and for NYE  she went to Blah bLHa bLha  ( random expensive place)and she "hung out" with Michael Bay, and James Caan and blah balh balh  and They liked her ( who doesn't like the happy drunk who also happens to be into "partying" and is a chick, pretty, chatty with nice fake cans who doesn't have a budget to look excellent cause daddy pays for everything AND she is a paid intern)  so his assistant asked her for lunch and so OMG she is going!!! *jumpyclaps*

Right, that's all novel in Miami when you are a pretty chick swimming in the rich shark waters? isn't that dude gross-old? 

That was the last time I really had a full convo with him... Monday   But I went on this one interview and I really liked the old man and he was a sexual harassment civil and appeals attorney which I sorely desperately would love to get experience on!

At the end of this week he offered me a deal: i work 2 days for him, for the experience , as a contractor... while i stay 2 and a half days at My current Boss.. the only bad parts? Two part Times, contractor on both, and the crazy discomfort I'm feeling with BossBoss, the good part? that I get to mostly have a fulltime and that I'd probably earn way more I was taking in just two weeks ago....we shall see I still need a full time and by the looks of it I'd be looking for it still and having interviews on like fridays afternoon...


The Next news I got Is I'm supposed to be in bed already cause I'm going up tomorrow really early, with spike and all... to meet this chick :

 Ada Sofia AKA Fresh New Baby! ©Monie ( that heaux got terminology like crazy)

YEESSS I'm an Aunt again ( 4 times!) , riveting stuff I'm sure but um.. this is as close to maternity as I ever want to be, I now only want to hold her for a little bit cause all i'm thinking is fresh new baby that smells fresh off the placenta river and so I don't want to smell my sister in Law Juices... see how I went so completely wrong?? But she is a big Pink Bebeh!

BUENO!

Now then Before I go to bed I should drop this doozy on you ( no, not the one where I got certified mail from my Mortgage people which could be foreclosure shit BUT all the while I've actually sent them most of the paperwork to consider a modification, no, not that )  So I assumed that since me and OM have hung out a bunch of days and stuff  ( I think last Saturday we stayed in bed til almost 12) and I've been all over the place applying and he's working a lot of nights, that we wouldn't see each other til after I came back from Jax, this coming Monday.... but yesterday he asked me to go with him for a little ride....well then  he took me to Hollywood Beach which honestly was beyond nice and charming with great bike roadway, sweet little eating spots and Ben and Jerry's and Hagen daz and honest to goodness before the chill came the water looked so beautiful and inviting and i saw a bunch of Canadians so I told OM i was taking my shoes off and trying my feetsies at the beach.. we actually dipped in cold for us but not horrific, we theorized people from up north or the west coast would find this perfectly reasonable....then we biked for about 2 hours and then we picked a place to eat, Mamacita's from Chicago, mexican food, good stuff, music i grew up with and was trying to explain the nuances to OM cause to him it all sounded the sam... he was still giving me grief about my evening hair and about me telling him that instead of guitar chords or piano he ought to teach me to play electric guitar is what!

 Then he just says that he's been thinking about....what if those 2 weeks he has to be in Newark for work alone and such.... what if i came with him and spent a weekend with him exploring NY ( this all goes back to me mentioning once that that would be fun and that although he said he didn't like NYC all that much I seem to be excited HE is going and suggesting places he should visit)... but that is up to me and he wantsto know if I'd like that!

I sat there all shocked and like MMMEEEE and YOUUUUUU???? then he tries to as always dismiss and move on and says , you know i'd need notice as to if you could, but i'd get you your ticket, we would be together and do things and ... I  think i could pay for your car if you want to leave it in the airport and he has the perfect suitcase if I want.... like.. you could tell he was nervous and that this is the something he was being awkward about and then he was, excited cause he started  to see that I was chirping like a monkey and saying that sounded super freaking awesome..  so he too started blurting out that he'd need a nice leather jacket for a night out and this and that ... is scary to me and Oh-So-Cold... But awesome as hell... and By the end of the night the tickets where all bought!.  I say scary cause we have never been like hanging so long in a place, he seems to need his alone time, I wonder how it'll all be and how fucking crazy cold it'll be and what kinds of shit we can get up to and what does it all mean anyways?!?!? I guess he IS right.. I over think him...we'll see how it all goes.. I'm excited!, I told him so and he said he was happy we had a nice day and that we were going to have a lot of fun together


The XX- Night Time: Love this whole cd, i told you that not long ago...this is one of my faves


Moby- Wait For Me: I think you don't add much else after saying Moby