Excellent News!

Friends, I'm embarking on this trip with OM tomorrow I'm nervous (both about what goes down between us and the buttfuckingcoldery) but excited.. I mean, he is talking, calling texting keeping me informed of his moves in spite that he seems to be bitchy about plans vs. work responsibilities cause after all he is there working, non? and this... a momentous rarity for him... which he would NEVER go without:

He calls me today at work we are sorta just talking about the cold, the driving, the customs offices ( he  BTW aced with almost perfect score the Customs test so he is hoping to go work there) etc when out of the blue this:

........AND I'm have you KNOW that I have not played with my dingles and berries since was it sunday with played? Yes! and been drinking lots of water.. not soda soooo

I actually gasped at work cause um, this is the sort of guy to encourage a whole other slew of shat JUST to get OFF while keeping his nose clean, in the past, right?

Oh word? I'll have you know  I've been taking my pills.. military styles so I guess there is Lots of stuff coming down the pike  for me...Literally and figuratively I suppose



Well, well, well..in the parlance of pervy people such as himself and i That's actually very very sweet..  that he'd be holding out for me to get there...yum yum yum yum ..I'm going to NEEDDD to pack hair crap

Anywhoo that's not the excellent news.. the EXCELLENT NEWS is that .....I GAVE MY TWO WEEKS NOTICE YA'LL


yesssss




I 
GOT 
A
NEW
JOB!!!

The second place i went to interview for? the cattle call horrible testing? YES! they called me Friday to offer me a Junior Litigation position contingent upon a drug test which I freaking went to take that same damned afternoon.... only I was so nervous that first i could only pee after 14 cups of water..big cups at that then my stomach went Batshit and i had to ask for a bathroom to let loose THEN MONDAY, the lady called me for the formal offer even emailed me a letter and  to START it makes more than what I made this past year ( In fact is biweely pay... MORE than I've made the WHOLE month in 2 weeks) and with medical benefits! and sick days! and Vacations!...I'm.so.happy,so so so relieved and also on the one hand anxious that I get to do well, that I don't fuck up fall behind or in any way mess up at this job which i really dont have ANY experience at, hoping i can pick it all up quickly and that I don't mess p on my workload which seems like will render me without much porn at work/ fuck around time, in fact OVERTIME.. paid as such .. I NEED THIS TO GO WELL

BADLY SO!!!

I start February 14 for orientation and  how about I go to my boss to formally notice him etc, and this SOB is looking for tickets for a second vacation AND had had the Intern ( who apparently the old hollywood geezer she went "to lunch" with landed her a spot in entourage and the Millionaire Matchmaker and some shots and castings etc) there and took her to lunch as per usual... he has the BALLS of acting all "shocked" like real talk saying " oh we will talk about this more weds when the shock wears up"

Boy STOP!

then today I go o work.. apparently he took the day yesterday to tell EVERYONE I was leaving so all the people today were being extra extra and shit.....you know what this dude tell me???

You should get a twitter so you can follow the happenings at the office

As IF!! another Boy STOP  here because YES i have a twitter , NO I'm not making another one to buddy you up , jackass! and OH!...... the asshole that never pays me but always uses me? Not a peep.. he KNOWS he is big part of this shit and why I have seen myself in the position of looking for a new job, is better than he didn't play himself like a punk ass cause i would have told him some real talk type of shit on him


Who the fuck cares about those inconsiderate fucks ( Hi Karrie!) I straight am moving on WITH a stone cold sex snowy vacation to boot for a nice recharge!!!

No really i haven't told you but i ave been having ALL sorts of dreams about this short vacay with OM... i don't want to overload it with meanings and what ifs but i'm really wondering how it'll go , both of us marooned somewhere trying to explore a city i consider super bad ass in what could truly be considered HELLISH weather for me... i'm a tropical bird I wear layers when it gets to 50s here soooooo who knows!

:) :) :)

Next time I write it'll be fresh from vacay.....unless you do the twatter in which case I'd be all ignorant through there for sure