Mistress of Escapism

So lets  give you another happy ish post to counter some of my regular bullshit , mostly cause i've had an amazeballs weekend:


NOT THE WEEK THO

Not the Part where I went on an interview and the bitch acted like yet again without my boss' say so I'm not hireable

Not the part where the bank says that to arrange ANYTHING towards my property for good 6 months or so

Not about how My boss gives me my juicy Xmas Bonus then proceeds to tell me that starting January he is going to downsize me from 40 hours a week to 20 at a rate of 15 bucks an hour but that he will raise me IF I make the whole 40 hours workweek ( IF we get busy) and if not he is going to put our feelers for people needing a part time assistant and I can ask in the building and that if I get something part time or better paid he will work with  me as well *SIGH* ask me how am i going to SUBSIST on 300 Bucks.. i don't give a shit to know nor have i figured it out , I have no plans, no ideas and i'm spending a LOT of time looking for shit BLEH!! Happy fucking holidays!... or about How Mami Being mommy dearest starts harping about my having to pay taxes as a contractor just adding to my horrible sense of i'm floundering and I'm never going to save money or get out of this hole or visit my daddy

Speaking of Cut Off My phone?? Started slowly fucking up... more on that in a bit

OR about how I found out via checking out the "girl competition" in that site That OM is fucking a 25 y.o just n the week i feel like a cow

No Instead we shall talk about how:




I'm not buttfuckingshitsorry depressed, just plain depressed so that's progress

OMG and THIS!!: i THINK WEEZY was Trying me Via Text  with some bullshit Hi Baby messages BEFORE my phone lost the sound... TMobile strangely said my phone was IN WARRANTY ( the one I wet 2 months ago!?!?.. NO we didnt share that) and UPGRADED me to an Optimus T and let me tell you something: THAT shit is the most best AMAZING THING: I'm Praying they don't charge me for it , I promptly returned my battered phone ... I'm sick with worry instead of properly enjoying this amazing genius of technology that the Optimus T is .. Seriously.. I can't rave enough It came preloaded with a bunch of shit, It's sleek, skinny, pretty, great camera, crazy apps, everything looks great and cause is tied to my google accounts EVERYTHING was there as soon as i signed on!

How someone gave me a Full beautiful glass bottle of Vodka and I'm currently drunk and have been so, since friday night


Or How Friday and wednesday the Principal AKA Detention has been delivering some really skevy, i can barely tell you about it cause is so wrong and raunchy Dirty Gross Sex.....BUT I will say these many code words For your enduring edification: Mutual Buttfucking, irrumatio, anal beads (for him), Vibrating plug (for me), sex By a Working fireplace in South Fucking Florida , new rug burns, bruises, lots of spitting, biting angry sex words, Master, slaps, collapsing in the floor in tears, practically, him coming to my place falling in love with that male whore Spicky, and then giving me seconds! and really my shoulders and back look savaged by a sexy animal( I've noticed Not a two rounder this one, but a guy in his 40s makes a bunch of other shit happen, included advice by the fireplace after sex.. he is good for conversation that one ... and so sick FIT that it makes me embarrassed of how little I've been gymming like I should ) NO Seriously any guy that is that much of a filthy dominant then turns it around like NOTHING just happened and acts extra sweet Is COOL As fuck in my book, he is going out of town this week but we are trying to do stuff before he leaves,  and i mean I consistently leave his house with my hair slicked back and just not done... Last week he asked me to wear my glasses.. the whole time....and Totally made me do evil evil things to him, while he threatened and such.... then he soiled my glasses after i practically begged him to please just finish cause um... I'm real good pacific and copacetic after an hour LIKE.THAT... um he is very ... servicing when he wants to but i like that he is an entrenched domme

And then after spending the day with my mom, sister, niece and nephew and doing a little shopping ( exactly 40 bucks, thrift store, sweaters)  i get the best Idea ever whilst drinking and say...



HI VEGAN!!!: Not only does he answer BUT gets here within the Hour ( yes If you are counting I've had sex 3 times this week, i haven't even touched upon the fact i'm biding my time cause I want a MMF thing for the longest time, but I want Bicurious guys .... and I think I've got them, minus some logistics... still feeling that OUT) ANYWHOODLE he comes over and immediately proceeds to Make out with me like he hasn't seen brown ass is a million years and is fussing with me, my hair ... all this before we hit the door to my apartment and HELLO! Then he too got his dominant stuff down pat.. this guy is not a talker but a doer ( Detention Is a Shit Talker Per Excellence!) not just a doer but until you do anal in some variation of the downward facing dog , just dont clown!, seriously i do believe is all that trippy dippy yoga he does and his lifestyle in general that makes him last so long ( he does this deep breaths thing when i'm on top then he grabs me too him and lets me ride my shit out, more calmly I normally would), Taste so good (i've said that before, even his sweat is ...like.. good?) and be so chilled out, like he is so nice inoffensive, knows how to come cool and correct and the guy is just...... he makes me laugh.. after sex he'll say some shit like : " I Bet it took a shit ton of Guavas to make this delicious Juice"  I Told him he sounds like a stoner 70% of the time.. i'm only awake now doing this  cause I'm obsessed with my new toys, new show and cause he crashed here, he is a cuddler and No can do so i got him up after an hour but then couldn't go back to sleep at two

Now about that new show?:             If I do/say NOTHING ELSE of relevance EVER you must MUST MUST get into this fucking amazing show... I'm fully obsessed, fully involved and fully in love with MISFITS... This show is EVERYTHING and I Think maybe what Heroes wanted to be but got stupid doing



Yes i'm In LOVE with that asshole Nathan and obsessed with how pretty and sarcastic he is  ( Truly stunning) and Simon  is extremely fucking creepy but i want him in that fuck sandwich too.. i mean he has my heart.. that voice.. yum yum yum...presciently enough.... ( and Jesus, Chav's Accent.. no i'm Not calling her Kelly or how much of a stunner Aisha is)

And cause I Love you

Episode Two

I mean is very character driven,  and not to ruin it for you but 6 episodes per season and  um season 2 episode 3... daaaammmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ....Tv here wouldn't get away with this  love the people looking skinny/curvy, different, normal-ish and The Music??? OMG My Zune is so In LOVE with the music!! samplers of Include


Unkle- Lonely Soul: after this i've gotten most of his discography and I'm just delighted


and


Kleerup feat. Lykke Li- Until we bleed: Love this song so much.. i've raved enough about her.. I had some old crap from him but this cd is GOLDEN

and This

The XX- Stars: This is just beautiful, and sorry but a show that pulls stuff like this can have my heart


So In summary:

You are going to email me about being obsessed with Misfits (like you better!!)

I have an AMAZING new phone and I'm officially drunk blogging at 3 am after sending The Vegan on home

I'm still the whore of Babylon But I have great motivation for it (.. like distract myself from the fact that I'm in Overdrive emergency regarding my house/work and I could give less than a shit about how bad or good it would turn out for me)and you could say an ok set of players at the moment

My family is still that BS, and YAY oh YaY  xmas           -________-   This shit and money expenditure needs to die ASAP is what