I'm in a shit talking mood

Why you may ask?? well cause date tonight

Oh yeah Friends, let team building exercises Begin... You know That Profile?? 

Well Is back on, I can't keep not having fun and sex at the same time the universe is buttfucking me without Vaseline, lube, spit or aspirin, And yeah this comes on the heels of two Terrible back to back Halloween dates that have been probably some of the most lame and boring and with the least spine tingling fellows in the world, everything from their choice of place to their conversation to their extremely Un-Sparkly personalities and the date happening ( The Nigerian had the audacity of having one of his friends " casually show up"  The other one and I spent Halloween transfixed by an actual working prostitute) and disclosures of lack thereof (like forgetting to discuss you have kids in the plural?!)  is what Impulsed me to get the fuck on with the program, get out of the house and go out ........ and get fuck which for me ... would help out TONS!... I've made some snarky additions amongst them expressly forbidding guys to even ask certain shit, telling them I make the rules and Imploring them to read before even coming at me like they are mentally defficient (and blocking a certain amazing but Useless dude i met there previously , Hi OM!)

 This has Not Prevented like easily, no bullshit 16 guys from not only getting dq'ed but also being sent off with a : Nice try, play again when you can read and follow instructions

Overall though is a positive thing that the guys that are smart have given me like super good feedback from  like random ass places ( think New Zealand, Paris, Taiwan)  and that there are Hot guys to ogle and some Even follow promts and live close! so yeah if you don't think I told a bunch of adult men, Trim your bush, or refrain from cock shots and YOU BETTER BE TALL, I'm NOT fucking around with you!, you must not know me well

Date tonight is a test drive chemistry assesment, but should he pass my height bar, he could be the happiest boy on Broward County soon

Anyways the bad is, my finances are still where they are ( I've however spent yesterday exactly 99 dollars not on food or gas but on winter stuff since all the stuff I had was piling and literally having holes in them and stuff of the sort... is ok i didn't spend anything all week except 15 bucks on  gas)  my condo is stilll.. being a bullshit, My a/c crapped out last week , My uncle fucked me over and even though he promised, he never did show up to check my a/c or even called me to say he wouldn't come... yeah I am holding new family auditions soon!
Then My Grandfather apparently tested positive for tb and even though i refuse to be around him we all have to be tested ... This turned out to be an initial scare for us all cause we are healthy and this is only the preliminary testing, so we all must wait before getting tested again ( mostly we are worried about my Grandma) ,I say again ,cause we are foreigners, so  in coming to the US we all had to be immunized twice... the only ones that haven't gotten it done are Bink's kiddos, but obviously is coming for them... so that was my last 2 or 3 weeks just plain Bullshit flavored cake..

Also my car is barely holding on the skin of it's teeth BUT I am praying that it makes it til my Xmas Bonus so that I can pay cash as opposed to dumping it on my cards cause that really bugs me, A random good Thing is that The Bully is coming to visit me next week and he is one of my Oldest Blogworld friends and i Love him so I'm happy about that, sincerely so!

Another reason why I'm kind of Ok to blog now is cause that Whole BS Babyshower thing Is OVER! and it went out without a hitch so NO More weight on my shoulders about that, no more over time shopping/ spending it with Binks and her husband hovering around , and Neen was extremely grateful, it also was good to see the little guy (he is a very sweet little kid) , and the whole thing came out nice and mami held her tongue and did not pretty much bugged me about the usual topics ( might be cause i've had her on ice 2 weeks?) , in the end she did ask if I was coming the next day and I firmly said NOPE!

ok pics of the shower and the stuff I bought at Ross ( again Not a bad loot for the amnt of money I spent ..99 dollars)


Shower Stuff First:

 I did her makeup ( But she looked so pretty ) 

 Tia Sa Made the Cake, Dominican cake, Caramel inside (in keeping with the motif and the Baby's room)

 The little whatever you call those things you give the people that came

 My Nails for the day and Yeah , I'm a Masochist i did that dot by dot, fingers and toes

 The Layout

 We handmade little pink butterflies with little stones, then we hot glu gunned them to the ceiling with that translucent string stuff, came out really cute, she took them to hang them all over the baby's room, it was great when the wind hit them

 and lots of different gradations of pink roses in low cups

 we also used a bunch of stuff you get for scrapbooking, only we did details all over tables and the tablecloth

 ....like that

 My tits  and hair looked fun even if I looked pregnant

 The Shopping yesterday

 Excuse the mess and the no makeup, i was showing Binks, and the girls the stuff hence the quickness of it all.. i'm a sucker for plaid shirt

 two pair for boots and stuff 5 bucks ( and I get cold gett sometimes I sleep with nothing except socks if at all

 These I like cause I love fishnets and they are Purple even though it doesn't show well

 Liked this sweater so much, I hate winterstuff cause it makes me look bigger alright already, so my idea of winterwear sometimes is layering stuff and leggings

 also you fail to see the really nice pattern but this was a set of two (one plain, then this one, anne klein 3 bucks as well!)

 The shirt is long sleeve, is good for all my skirts and boots, the over cardigan thingamabob is cause the one from the shower ripped  right on the arm and so i needed one ( I don't own more than 3 jackets, 2 of them cordury to put over things so this was a good buy)

 .....................AND THESE BOOTS WHICH ARE A DREAM COME TRUE!

 I wasn't trying to show crotch, ( jeggings BTW) is just to show the length of the cardithingamabob

 Gray undershirt thing

 LOOONNGG sweater ( Sorry Folks those are the 3 colors we get in sofl for winterthings: Gray, black Oatmeal)

 Long black shirt, Another needed thing

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ANywhooo That's that, will report on date later



 OHHHHH Download this :



 The Submarines-  1940/ Amplive Remix: I'm On Amplive's Jock since the Radiohead remixes... but I also Adore The Submarines.. .this KNOCKS so hard


 
Phoenix- Armistice: I love love these guys and his voice, they make me so happy , so I've been listening to this cd in a loop some days ( the ones that my car stalls nonstop)  that and "Girlfriend" are my favorites  for last week


Cut Copy- Nobody Lost, Nobody Found: This is another Insta-happy dancey cut... That whole cd is electronica dancey goodness, "Feel the Love" is also delicious