Ok;.. or not such a quiet weekend

First of all i've been on the same headache for 2 days now Yep i finally put clothes on to go get excedrin Tension Headache (yessss it stopped)

second: WHAT the fuck is the matter with Sammy Sosa, I've spent all day looking at the blogs, and Sat night i had a SS induced nightmare: Is the permed hair, the contacts, and now the white skin (also could be botox, an ethnic Nose job and a peel or two thrown in there
Lets not discuss his woman's Contacts (did they get them in a two for one special), or her Harsh face ( Mia and I theorized that she eats Bunnies On Easter!) or Afro Latinos colorstruckness or its roots, is a shameful part of my culture and a big part of why I don't ever see myself paired up with a Hispanic man that's not one hundred and ten percent Americanized AND liberated, Our values, and his family's desire for a whiter mate won't ever align with me and what I want in a man/from an extended family, since I can't ever carry myself as second best on account to my color, so BOO assholes!

Third: Notes on a Scandal was a MAGNIFICENT movie! really Judi Dench was Glen Close crazy and I all the sudden understood Mary Kay Letorneau, plus is always a joy to see Bill Nighty


fourth: I most certainly I'm Trapped in this body cause why else would a WOMAN be drinking Juice from the Bottle



fifth: Tai must die; Not only I get porn from her (Gay Porn that tickles my bones, and some other raw shit straight up my gutterbucket alley) and Prayers to the Red Lord so my period stops so I can tap That ass but I also get this
THE TURD BURGLAR! In PURPLE!

sixth: Who all thinks I am going to say no to this???

extra info (cause We've been talking THAT much and cause I am INSANE and in SoFl you thoroughly research people and I've done my research... and I'm amazing ): Smart as fuck, Black/Italian/some Hispanic stuff in between, Way extra Open, a Perv like me, trust me, like we've laid a LOT out there this weekend, like A-ok with my love for t-girl porn, used to live in Manipur (India) , from 12-14 as a monk first then training to fight, plays bass (Used to anyways) on a Straight edge steez until very recently HAWT body, Um we are into a lot of the same music apparently, he can only suck at kissing and be a true life asshole and that's the only way I wouldn't hit it (since he charmed me a LOTTTTT this weekend... uh and so did his Blog from a few years back Hehe!?...and them tatts and glasses and uh... package situation), his name is a pass down from the family since being back in Italy for the first born male, So there are very many high chances that should the gods of Periodland Spare me I will most certainly be Tapping That Very soon (why that asshole Tai, called him TAP Tats And Penis)... and yes Fuck what You heard, neither one of us has many morals...There is NOTHING I don't love about that picture, not a thing...OH and this; He used to have an apadravya piercing which he took of about 10 years ago... I Wish he still had it cause I've never done a dude with a dick piercing and that could feel superdelicious against mine YUMMMM (also don't look that shit up whilst at work, is a favor, trust me) oh And Uh He LOVES to be at Haulover???!?!? How the fuck I missed that Fucking Morsel??? HOW! (he shared videos with me... I gave him some pictures, yup with other people and backstory... Nommy!)

seventh: Is SO nice out still Bitches!!1 Like 80s (windy at the moment) but won't it be awesome if i can still swing the beach a few days from now??

eight: I got my coat for the Girl's Trip, Old Navy has a sale half off all week and Monsters, La and Mia helped me pick it out via phone


Ninth: Binky is coming!!!! day after thanksgiving, for like a month, babies and all ***Bai Privacy!, hello Cache and Cookies cleaning****

tenth: Uh i had me the HELL of a boyfriend-Date with Oralmaster, yup that threw me for a loop as well, LOL he called me when he got home from Chicago, the next morning (saturday) I needed food SORELY

The Bread was hard, the fruit was on it's way out, the Olives are months old for some reason i just found them and yep I keep 3 things of water filled at all times cause I Drink water like it's going out of style

anywhoosie so That But On the way to Walmart I get Mr. Oralmaster (is like 9: 30 am or something)
O: Hey Babe

Q: hey you, what's up?

O: My Cock... we need you NOW

(Classy, Non?.....Tai said the man should write cards for Hallmark the way he is classy with words like this)

Q: well, come on over, you know where to find me and where to park

Delicious! I was in fact needing Some pre-period sex! Timely motherfucker you! so I get to shopping (and Spike got his new Collar BTW) when I get another text:
O: did you eat yet, hon?
Q; um, no but I'm buying food, you want something

(I stay cuddled with the dude, and he eats pussy on a scale that greatly outweighs my BJ giving, and I'm a 30 mins at least thing) and I like cooking, and he looks like this on a bad day
(the pics don't really really reflect him well...Oh! he was wearing this shirt!!)

So i don't mid cooking for a hard working man that also has no problems staying hard, staying protected having a short practically non existent or mostly STILL HARD refractory period

O: No how about I pick you up and take you to lunch

Q: Nice, sure, then call me when you're downstairs

So i got home, quickly cleaned, showered, and left things in order, and shortly after he called, appreciated my glasses and Wonder woman Tshirt combo and we set out to find food, bt that turned into a long drive, talking shit, exchanging stories about the assholes of SoFl and the golddiggers he's encountered (He said He was going to change his profile to Copper diggers wanted *DEAD*) we talked a LOT of shit back and forth we then ended up in a place really close to my house which he said was to "feed me the best garlic Rolls ever" (they were) and once there we talked even more smack,we giggled at the waitress having a white print of flour on her ass, tried to place her accent (Eastern Europe, I won that), and held on valiantly to our lead as "the youngest Clients in the room"

After that we came home, he intended to watch the game (some team against another) only of course I got interested on his package..... which then turned into VERY vigorous Sex (HOLLA TROJAN MAGNUM ECSTASY) and I mean I was In fact Cramping cause I think he wast trying to give me a hysterectomy.... Yo That was A LOT the wet spot in the bed was the whole bed, he tried to Make me have some of that female ejaculation business... only so he could lick it, ahhh man and again i don't think I'm ever going to find some dude that genuinely loves to eat that much pussy

after that we showered, came out to the couch to watch more tv and cuddle with spike, except he fell asleep between my legs, I woke him up after a while so we could move to bed, he didn't oppose this (usually he'd rouse up enough to get his clothes on and get that show on the road, when he's been sort of tired) so we went to bed, spike went behind his legs and I set my alarm for an hour.... he cuddled up with me all spooning and rubbing my arms and covering my feetsies from the cold etc Yup! NOW, THAT (or my being comfortable with same) does NOT happen often.. and what do you know? I actually felt asleep after a whole while, heh!

After a while the alarm rang, I woke up, he fixed himself in a different position and I went ahead and wrapped myself around him, but since i HAD to g see about that coat, i didn't feel like letting him fall asleep again, so I went for that BJ Wake up move....... We ended up on the longest 69 thing Ever, and both came without so much as penetration needed! Fun for the whole family!... afterward I took a quick shower again, he got dressed and got spike ready to go out ( I like that he REAALLLYYY likes spike) and I've been eating that fucking huge unending Calzone since yesterday... It was A LOT, like a Large sized pizza bent over, is what he called it LOL



Music- The indie edition (as always)


Music Go Music- Just Me: How extra is she


The Drums- Let's Go Surfing: so Fun... Like Joy Division but on Anti Depressants!


Dragonnette- Pick up the phone