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Monday, November 9, 2009

German Cake huh?

First of all HOW MUCH DO I LOVE "V"

I am like, adoring that show please don't fuck it up, this a a childhood staple of mine, I Love that Morris Chestnutt is employed and shirtless, I love that the "Robin" angle is switched to a boy instead of a girl, I love that the father is Ever is ever just so Fuckabulitious, and Hello Morena Baccarin! cause she looks like this

cause I love that name

Cause she has THE most delicious Haircut, I always feel kindred to the sort haired girls, I've always had hair like that or shorter, Fact This is THE longest I've ever had my hair, and I'm not used to it, like it stays getting in my face/sometimes when I'm eating, a hot mess(mami used to keep mine always short, Binks long) , usually I'da been Batshit by now and shaved it all off or done some REAL crazy Home cut BUT I'm getting to the age where I don't do very many slutty length things, or crazy makeup or a shaved head, cause for one I'm not that skinny and I work in an office where I'd NEVER hear the end to thinks like a drastic cut, pink hair or huge visible tats...not to say I wouldn't toe the line real close or date a human pincushion... cause by God I would and I'm diligently working two fronts of that, like hard, like while on my period working on that one dude I previously showed you and this other morsel

that actually hit me up whilst at publix (downtown, picking up lunch for boss) and he and I had an eyefuck for a moment ...a Long one, through the store....but we collected ourselves enough to exchange phones and emails... he told me something lurid in German the other day via email and funnariously that's when what little I remember/ can barely identify decides to kick in so I actually texted him back: "If you are lucky and play your cards right, you will have the answer to that soon enough"

Yes it was that saucy

Further info: he is my age, he is a chocoholic, like suffering of a Milky way problem such as I do, a Nurse (so are we calling him Focker (as in Gary focker), came from Germany at 14, he just cracked me up with some mess about "well, you said you don't like douchebags and you like that i'm being nice: but...what if I was a good looking-good kissing- douchebag? J/K"

Verdict: I'm in trouble (but I answered that i'd probably take advantage of the kissing and NEVER ever call him back again...Yup I sure did, he asked if he could cook for me)


Further proof the Germans are coming is that my Long distance morsel also just told me he is coming to visit friends and he wants to spend a day or a few hours just us doing something fun

(see; we stay always in contact nothing too schmoopie or anything but also enough to as he says: "Have me keep him in mind" he sometimes will text in the morning and say hi or whatever, a quick call whatever) we had agreed to try and meet halfway after the holidays when things calmed down, take the dogs, meet somewhere not alabama not South florida and do whatever people did in that podunk halfway town a whole day, before we settled into anything else, Only he just called me and said that to me that we should hang Saturday or Sunday after thanksgiving

Speaking of my boss, That man has gone off the deep end of crazy, I love him but why did he loudly ask me yesterday if I STILL had my period, which "obviously" means i'm "Unclean"

Then he called me a Biotch Today... over nothing in particular, he just loved repeating the word, kind of like when he got a hold of the word BULLSHIT (spoken like a black woman in Opa Locka Flawda) and he just ran it to the ground... he is just like a 5 year old with Tourettes





Leighton Meester & robin Thicke- Someone to Love: Ummmmmmmmmmmm this is Totally going on the seductive dance list, NOMMY, just sexy strippery thing all sprinkled with Robin, sessy voice and that Round,Round/Italo Disco shit, plus she is practically Purring, i can't hate that


Womanizer in LA hands

Sliimy | MySpace Video

Sliimy- Womanizer: *sigh* better song and Video than the Original britney Is legend in my book for being a Life fail at her own songs which then anyone can go on to cover VERY WELL


La Roux- Bulletproof: UGHHH!! I'm such an electropop Whore this month


Incubus- Pantomine: I stay in love with him, long hair, short hair, no matter, is his voice *melts*

4 comments:

Ms. Insatiable said...

How and why are there so many Germans and Europeaners in South Florida? They migrate there like damn birds. LOL

Your boss shouts this mess with new office mates? Love it! One day you should go total Tourette Syndrome on on him keep shouting "penis face!"

rainbowlens said...

Yes I deemeth him Focker! I am loving the new roster possibilities.

Listening to the Leighton when I get home I always need more sensual striptease music YAAASSSSS

Gem

TaiCM. said...

Your boss is a mess...I adore his evulness...

"unclean", maybe I should have entered that in my prayer to the Red Lord?

Um...I love German Cake...he sounds and looks delicious...

Qucifer said...

Mo: I wish I could tell you but that and Canadians and Russians?? in My area is Like sprinkles on a Donut! you wouldn't believe and they do love them some brown chicks, so very much a shoot fish in a barrel thing

My boss does that, the Gingerbread man voice, comments on my tits, on when I'm getting laid, on why my knees hurt on mondays, on why am i a bitch .. CONSTANTLY, we are even talking a public finger giving situation etc

I do think i want to call Him Penis Face tomorrow maybe





Gemmybear: Focker is not just delish But sweet-cute and funny, I have another one too, this one wants to sweep me off my damned feet on account of just because, I might let him cause is pure sex on a stick Hawt, so I have Date on Friday (which might roll to Saturday or thereabouts) and Sunday with Focker, we are going to play pool

Leighton is giving me electronica hard on




Tai:My Boss is Picking up your fucking slack is what, with your siddity ass ACTUALLY Typed up prayers and shit *side eye*

even if I do highly agree that my blue Polish was In fact VERY much the best touch of my sex pictures *smdh*