Blondie date details

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OHHH My dearest friends

I'm probably dickmatized at the moment (see!? THIS is why I advocate Options in dating, to avoid same) but this date thing??....


This "date" thing went all the way around to "too far" and back... how bad?? Bad enough to throw my team off for better or worse (probably this though)

First of all He, Blondie finally told me where we were going

HERE

which was supernice and cute and unexpected but he also told me he had tried the Marriott, the ritz and a few other places by Ft Lauderdale beach (Boy, Stop) but even with his hook ups it was just not happening, and then the Cutest shit was that he actually finished his work obligation early and called me on his way to meetings just to say he was too eager and excited about our evening, Heh! I concur!... So we chatted and texted most of the day all anticipating and esentially goading each other

I get to the hotel, he told me to valet park that he'd take care of everything and I do, I get to our room, he start swiftly by drinking us a few (2 a piece) drinks from the minibar... whiskey and coke for me, he was doing vodka and talking to me, we sat on the bed and got all hugged up, he was rubbing my leg whilst I rubbed the back of his neck... *sigh* he looked so yum
Like so, he had taken off the Jacket and rolled up the white sleeves *swoon* you know I love me a man in suits and button down things... just.so.much, like innapropriately so, I've been known to tell men that I have the MOST fun taking off a suit slowly

And Oh Lord this dude is a grabber-hugger so he does that and you know is a wrap for me when you fuss and lick/kiss or bite my neck we literally stared to make out, give each other some head but fucking manage to compose ourselves enough to go make dinner, and now we are just giggling about how we are BARELY keeping our hands put and getting ready to eat at the Hotel's restaurant... except he deemed it an "old White People convention center" so our giggly asses Moved out to Mancini's down a bit further in Las OlasThe joint was super extra and the whole time we just practically fondled each other at the dinner table and actually talked and Marveled that we seriously couldn't stop touching and talking, he liked my outfit so i went to the bathroom took a pic
and sent it to him ... cause I'm extra, of course, yes a miniskirt, boots and a little lumberjack type of shirt thing, and yeah It was warm enough to sit outside wearing just that and anyways i had promised legs, he mentioned a few favorite things to see women wearing, and I had every intention to comply (Boots, to start with)

I told him this was bullshit cause whilst I have no issues fucking the pants off a guy I certainly don't talk to them about my past, or personal life, or some family bs





***** speaking of which , and another thing about how the team is fucked: OM threw another bitchfit... Friday , mid-date he says: "How was your week"

ME being Busy and drunk, and occupied with Blondie, I DON'T answer ... but also WTF?? do you see him answering my every text? NOOO so what's the problem? (nor do I expect him to!)

but believe you me then he sends a text saying: Oh OK, I see..well then BYE!


I replied the next day all like: Dude why are you always up in arms about something? is not like you are obligated to answer ME every time I text you so what is the problem

nary a peep since then... that that jealous cunt, he just need a kit kat break or something, is a shame he looks how he looks, and has them skills... and that last date was rather nice, to nap wake up and go again, and all that, but he also makes me want to kill a kitten with that Bullshit******




he says he is concerned cause he wasn't thinking about getting into anything serious etc, but that now he was sorta wanting to see how this goes, most after dinner he wanted to go do more things with me (take a cab to the beach, etc) unless I wanted to get back to the hotel (I should mention we each probably had us two bottles of wine, he pinot grigio, me Riesling = Q was TANKED), but between him kissing me and asking me to NOT stop touching him so long as we are dealing with each other and kissing my fingers, and me feeding him some of my food, he actually told me about why he didn't have a watch (had a pretty extensive collection, a chick pawned them and wrote herself checks from his account, money that he would have freely given her, also we talked about my theory of Men in SoFl zeroing in on the shallowest common denominator hence pay-to-play.. I don't think is right but don't tell me you are dating "models and '"pagent circuit chippies" and 'actresses' you meet at the club, or in Vegas who are stunning but supremely insecure and skinny and tell me you don't pay for it somehow, is a C'est La vie thing), he also told me of the VERY recent death of his stepdad and his mom being alone and how he wasn't dealing with his feelings for the sake of a strong front for his mom (and that's dicey cause I can't deal well with Grieving emotional landmines, I mean sure sometimes that just opens a person more on the right way... but that's also a temporary effect)

And yes, I chose the lets walk back to the hotel option why some old asshole comes up to us asking?: "so is it true you never go back"

We say excuse me? huh? (mind you we are drunkkkk and grabby at each other), This Old dbag repeats: You know, what they say about once you go black

At this point he switches sides with me so I am away from the dude and I just sorta grab him and look at him crazy (Don't-engage-please)

Blondie replies: well, first of all look at her, she is gorgeous, I'd be crazy to

We continue walking and this moron catches up to us again and he kept prodding and asking shit like how long youve been together, now Blondie's Jaw is going and he curtly replies "it's new for us" he went on to ask "where and how did we meet, did we meet that night, he saw us at the restaurant" at that point he told him he was Way out of line, and we crossed the street, I think we were too drunk to get in a fight but then at 3 am and later on when he woke up all appalled that this shit had happened, like literally Hollering: Baby! Did that Bastard just ask us that?

Oh yeah cause now that's my default name (my Baby works as well).. I flat out asked yesterday if he is this sweet always to all the girls he flirts with, he said that if they were all as sweet as me, maybe, but is not the case

So we walked to the Hotel and in a true sign of a drunk, besides making out on the elevator on some almost Fatal Attraction tip I decided (quite saucily thought I, maybe it looked more sloppy) but we are in a LOONNNGG hallway in the hotel en route to our room and I move 15 20 paces from him and quite naturally start walking backwards and undoing my shirt buttons.... were there cameras? Yes I'm sure, was he hustling to catch me before the last button? yep!

So we ended pushed against the door with no tops (what? you thought once he reached me it was game over??) Heh! I'm a BAAAADDD woman! Bad enough to go through a whole fiery first round with nothing but my boots on That was fun!


After that we woke up at 3 yammered a little and had more sex, several rounds even, and again at 8, more of the same, at 11 I woke up to eggs Benedict breakfast and kisses and more talk about how we need to see where this goes (I don't necessarily disagree, but you know me and these things, I'm not "looking for _____" I am ok with things as they are or IF they are My fun was the actual present tense) we watched tv and commented on the places he's gone to and that he liked the best (Mexico City he says was the best)

We checked out at 1 in the afternoon and I went to see Eva and deal with her birthday Party, she had fun and a few kidss (I think she wanted more kids) and why did my whole family showed up to bug her anyways??? why were they all heartbroken that she wanted no "Happy Birthday" sung?? I tell you they stay doing too much

After that I came home, sent a picture to Blondie at his request since he liked my leopard print set, he talks in quite very many proprietary terms of my situation.. and TOTALLY Hilarious, calls those other thing Him and Her ROTFLMAO like straight full convos about him being so into her !! and then admonishing him that he feels sorry for whomever I'm going to have to cut out to make space for him cause he simply must stick around

Sunday I wok eup late, went to the gym and I was already feeling like I didn't want to go on that date with The Focker but I don't Know I feel that I must for the sake of both clarity, options and keeping busy (and not blinded by an exceedingly high blast of incredible chemistry that went off the charts), well surely why did Blondie call me to ask if I wanted us to hang out later?

Of Course I said yes

Of course that to be extra I decided I was cooking Latin food, the whole shebang

Of course I cleaned like crazy

Of course I was excellent at cooking and giving him directions

Of Course he looked adorable

Of Course he loved Spike (on all fours on the floor and stuff)

Of Course he Lost his ever loving shit when he realized I had fishnest and garter and matching lace thong and Bra under my clothes (his Other most favorite fantasy deal as per him)

Of Course I was attacked

Of Course afterward his comment was: This stuff what the most heavenly and devilish stuff all rolled into one, so amazing and hot, I think I agree too

Of course he LOOOVVEED my sex playlist (he called it perfect Fuckstuff)


what was unexpected was that I let him spend the night and didn't hustle him out, that I actually slept all cuddled up, and that I offered him breakfast this morning as well as a toothbrush, instead he waitied til I was fully dressed and went at it again

Good times, let us all repeat! (I told Tai that on Raw skills alone I'd like Oralmaster to get his shit together and cooperate but this guy is more of a cute package deal)








The Gossip- Heavy Cross: I adore this bitch, just how she owns and carries her unapologetic brash ass self and then there is that voice and her makeup she ain't trying to hate on your steez cause she is killing her fucking field and shaves her legs (and eyebrows) , unlike certain furry hoez (Hi Mo'nique!), but I love this song from their latest, yet this shit Bumps HARDER if at all possible on the dance mix, which is what I use obsessively to work out

Speaking of Beth:

The Gossip- Careless Whisper: Know this, there are three things I love over and over covered, Sweet dreams (are made of this), Careless Mothafucking Whisper and Paranoid Android... and Dammit if Beth didn't do this song right!! and like a whole different song


SPEAKING OF WHICH

Mika and Beth Ditto- Sweet dreams... *swooonnnnnnnn*** His Falsetto and her voice... I used to think I had a better video to show you this but after much hunting this is the best most complete better sound quality, I wish they'd record this