I hate my office, and the Vilest Candy in life

So I'm listening to your opinion and trying to drop something in the blog daily even if it's a snippet some music some story that way it won't be this LOOOOOONNNGG drawn out post

First of all we've been super duper busy at work (and that will be a blessing when I gotta ask for a raise

Second of all I am broke cause 130 bucks put a wrench on my budget (On the plus side i got an AMEX which has no real spending limit BUT you gotta pay end of the month so there is that

why do women think "bumpits" are fashionable hair styling options?? it only makes you look like the lost cousins of the coneheads, so STOP IT AT once!

yesterday we had some munchkin assholes move into our office, this is bad cause is in our area which is pretty secluded which is great for us cause my Boss, the former intern and I are crass we talk about sex, holler at each other, talk bodily functions, thrown fingers at each other ad generally act like ignorant bastards... now we have to tone it down

Further aggravating this is that the assistant is some Bitching Colombian, which only means she can overhear my convos UGH!

..and she talks a lot and by now you know i Hate talking to a gaggle of hens which is why my location is great (so now I gotta wear my headphones obsessively)

...and they decided to reorganize the fucking office and essentially i don't fucking have space and I feel absolutely claustrophobic

Observe


This is how little space i have to maneuver


You know who da fuck is enjoying this?? My boss...


That asshole did in fact put 2 post-it eyes on my money and sang "somebody's watching me and put a Fort Q sign and kept hiding behind the cabinet and "scaring me.. aint that about a bitch!


Oh whilst at the office I also got offered some of this shit

and if there is a thing i do't commune with is Suspect ass German candy, or even all them Nasty Brach's candy or sour shit or extra concoctions, peanut butter things, tootsie rolls or none of all that shit, i ONLY like: Milky ways, Twix, gummy bears, cotton candy, nerds and ice cream that has no extra bullshit or rum or raisins or peanut anything Bleh

So you KNOW i'm fucking angry about these lil shits


LICORICE FUCKING CATS *gag* i took two to be polite, and just to be a hater tried to start with biting one's head


WHICH failed miserably, God Punished me by making those hard, disgusting and revolting, so they went on the trash as soon as i was alone! Gross

Well, after work I napped, talked to NY (I'll tell you my thoughts on that more tomorrow or Monday as we are set to be on a date with our doggies too!), talked to Oralmaster and someone that is trying to weasel in (very sexy older, not sure where we'll stand, works on tv in Tampa getting transferred here, this would definitely be sex/play/maybe more datey-like Tai is stupid and declared him "the Husband that'd gift you a Mandigo for your b-day)) and got texts from Hulk Smash and some conversation here and there from some sordid dudes, then i went to see Tia Isabel as it was her birthday and Boy oh boy did I have fun with the crazies!!

we drank
we danced
we ate (I only had cake, they had some nassy Pork leg thing and yucca which I won't)
we drank
we made fun
and when everyone left as always my aunt makes me stay behind, is always the fun people and the girls who stay behind (AKA mami gots to go) so is usually me, tia lusy, Tia isabel, Uncle white, Tio Ro, my helpy uncle, JC and Maribel when available (Maribel was with us) and we tend to sit in the end, by the pool and drik, play checkers lollygag, they'll ask me single life shit, discuss relationships, kids, the past etc... Believe you me last night:

** Uncle white had to explain to eva what a Eunuch was *sigh*

**These assholes raided my purse and All of them My aunts and uncles fell i love with the clean and clear shine blotting papers (they were so extra for themselves! I had to forbid them from continually using the papers)

** with my uncle (who is the most extra protective dad ever) I started teaching my baby Eva how to do her makeup: just little bits, I advised her on raccoon eyes at her age (Nov 12 she turns 13.. my little baby who I first met as a footprint Marvelous kick in her mom's belly) I explained what things she could start by playing with and what she should leave alone for a while, I'm also NOT allowing her to do her eyebrows cause her face is still changing... it just hit me how my baby is almost my height too! she will be a looker and Taller than me! that was fun, i showed her two looks and told her not to take it any further for a while, she has eyelashes for effing days!


Today all I need to do is sleep, wash my hair, and nom (Oralmaster talked about nomming something else later possibly, that could work!)



She and him- i Put a spell on you: Oh wow I am surprised at how awesome Zooey Deschanel voice sounds for this (i'm not a HUGE fan of her voice per se but this was pitch perfect)


The Wolfmen- Cecilie: Love his voice (I like the weird ones, we've predetermined!)


Polly Scattergood- I Am Strong: Girls on a breakup r with shitty dudes- Listen, do yourselves a favor, Play on Repeat this is not about being a hard Bitch this is about repeat and affirm until is true and acknowledge that some shit, you are NOT at a place where you can handle, ain't no shame on running the other way from bullshit



Camera Obscura- My Maudlin Career; Love this song


I'm also going to cook some gardenburger meatballs, mushrooms, olives and pasta and some movies, on the plate; Day of the living dead Metropolis, Night of the living dead, maybe the Omen, i'm aiming for 4-5 horror movies maybe i'll reach the goal!