Date Review: Hulk Smash, Pictures and NY makes head way...also quick poll

Hola Muñecas!!

First super quick question, cause I know my shit stays getting nuts: Check on the poll on the side, or give me some feedback, cause i know sometimes I get over the top and my stress level does rise up accordingly:

Do you rather my big ass extra laaaawwwwwnnnggg posts every so many days

Or you much rather read something daily, a snippet, a story, some music, random pic? what?

I just think the blog is not just my outlet and really is my diary, go back to the start you'll see I stay just rambling about whatever it helps my sleepytime but also with a big chunk of you I've become very close to like friends I talk to always but don't see regularly, plus also I deleted my twitter, just too much, FB should soon follow

So let me know on that

Ok then, today we had ANOTHER fucking pedophile knocking down our door, my Boss' tv appearance has certainly helped business but 4 pedos and pedophile related shit (a dad that beat up some asshole vagrant that touched his kid, whom he befriended drank with etc etc ) in a month is too much when we've only had two of those the previous 5 yeas.... sucks I yelled at Boss today I asked wtf are we doing with these shitbags getting even accepted as cases when half the time they can't even pay properly, his wife threatened him and so did I watch that mofucka take another case like that... UGH!

Oh I cut my toe (under) and my knee is f-u-c-k-e-d so probably I'll have to sit tomorrow out.. But I have in fact been to the gym

So, let's move on, I cleaned out my purse a bit


and yes this all was in my purse, and most of them are lip plumpers (as though i need em!) and balms and this and that, plus some candy, plus tweezers, LOL I need to stop


This morning after the gym I went to see mami who started calling me and bugging out mid Hulk smash date to ask me to go do her resume (yeah no it wasn't a question, she never Asks or says please, is a "I don't gives a fuck what you doing, just drop it all and come to me") Only reason why she left it be is cause I told her I was on a date, Yes I HAD to... she has been pestering me a LOT literally, about the "getting a man" crap, like she told me this past weekend that I was looking good now and how I should get a man with money so he can "help me move" or "travel' .. It fucking ranklels me to no end that this is what she thinks I need in life, a fucking sugar fucking daddy, she is so deluded, first of all why am I entitled to some rich dude?? (I'm not one of those heifers that much abound in MIA that thinks: Oh look I'm skinny my tits are big, ERGO I deserve the world...uh what are your accomplishments or talents that you should have? what are YOU bringing to the table that you "deserve" shit GTFOH with that shit ) further her plastic surgery obsession leads me to believe that she would love for m to be with the type of man that pays for these things, whatever i tell her i'll struggle and pay for my shit on my own and thanks for the info, I date PLENTY and when she needs to meet someone, she will....

but I went to see her in the morning and then she handed me this:
Pretty sweet Huh?? Red delicious perfume, dusky rose Estee Lauder lipstick, American Beauty 10 hour lipcolor, Magnascopic Mascara, Apple Cordial lipliner, and two MAC eyeshadows which the names wont come to me, this was from her 50 dollar bag that I was supposed to buy except I couldn't due to her deciding that I would buy the keratin treatment, right? it had also easily 300 bucks worth of perfume, is like a beach bag full of skincare/makeup and perfume of all the companies owned by Estee lauder (so it had clinique, sean John perfumes, Donna Karan stuff, etc etc etc)

Before i'm even done thanking her she proudly shows me that she bought Binks a WHOLE Bag... Yup that's my mom, playing favorites and making no bones about it!, LOL By now I'm used to it, but she already parceled out some shit for Neen and her xmas gifts out of that... oh well I'm still happy with what i got, which allowed me to do my makeup today, as such
...one more cause I was feeling the morning glowiness

And then everyone appreciated my Matching matchingness today LOL
(yeah I'm trying curly hair tomorrow)
I LOOOVVEEEE my chocolate nails Oh-so-Much

About that date thing

I wore this dress to the date cause.. I wore it to work and people liked it, and NY asked me for a picture and his reaction was like: "Oh wow Mama you look sooo good, i promise you I can't wait too hug you smell you, kiss you massage you and service you when I see you Sunday"

Heh! the fact he Stays telling me how cheery he is about the prospect of giving me an un-reciprocated massage and um HEAD and his little tries at Spanish and his calling every time he says he will definitely are making up for the height misgiving and the whole calling me Mama... cause that's way way way close to Mami and there is no term of endearment i hate more, maybe I should subtly bring it up, as a propos of nothing conversation LOL

Anyways no, he is doing good, we talked about how we both needed to re-do (me) and get (him) tags for our puppies after this lost doggie he saw, and how we both just ended up thinking about it over and over all day and he asked me if he should get me Spike's tag or maybe could we do that together Sunday, sweet, right? also I mentioned something about how I live for Stephen King's and James Patterson books and stuff, and he said that he should maybe see which one of them has a new book out so he can get it for me ++Double Time Points++

And also in prep for this date i cooked: Yellow rice, Black beans, Maduros, Chicken, and some chopped tomatoes, onion and pepper, kinda like Pico de gallol stuff but I chopped fresh parsley and balsamic vinegar

Manita thought me a bit "extra", rich indeed coming from her



*****BWahahahahahhahahah some Nigga just called my phone, some fool I DON'T know To my new phone, since the number was blocked I thought it could be manita from her parents' place but NOOOO some Island dude and he was calling during booty call hours when I clarify for a few seconds that this is NOT whomever's number he thought it was he goes No wait you sound so familiar with that pretty accent, My Answer; Oh christ Fuck This!! *click*... fucking Comedy i tell you!*****

Ok so my date! my date with Hulk Smash, movie watching! it went well! we ate, we cuddled, we talked a lot we were watching a movie about East Germany,GREAT movie, then the movie plain old stopped and I had to eventually play the ending again, he looked cute but also compared to some of the sexy preternaturelly young dudes I have been meeting, he did/does look his age, and THAT is not a bad thing for me AT.All

Anyways so we watched the movie cuddled up, never farther than inches away, he tap kissed a lot , he kissed my shoulders didn't grab but certainly stared at my boobs, my legs were all draped on him and at some point i do think I brushed against something that leads me to believe, I won't be disappointed, after all my worries about my apartment he actually found it to be bigger than his and very nice, he says that he has lots of amenities (terrace pools, clubhouse, view to the sea etc etc) but mine seems bigger, so score me

And he complimented my yummy food skills and my perfume, and I cuddled him the whole time, we shared some fruit and talked about how his family split their time between Serbia and Finland (mom is Serbian) .. oh here is my only gripe a bit of hedging non answers to : uh why are you single, he was like well, you know.. Why are you single? I told him oh wow the non answer answer, so then he elaborated, he told me he worked a lot and then at the end of the night we parted ways saying we'd try to hang out (I WAS ENFATHIC and FUCK it HAD to be Saturday or else!) we shall see, this time it'd be his place... when I didn't meet you to put you in the FB category, I happen not to mind if you take it slow, then again i don't penalize guys on "speed" I definitely deduct points on Thirst, shiftlessness, crappy approaches, lack of skills, not eating pussy, inconsistency, drama, and ultimately looks and spelling when all things are being equal LOL, so I'm ok with him, let's hope the goods are good.. shit let's hope we start by checkig his place out on that second date! Hehe!



This moment of coony Ignorance and ass shaking-Latin styles is brought to you and sponsored by : Omega "el Fuerte" *sigh* ... go ahead shake your ass... I sure did , and the fact he can make you do that almost seems to be his only redeeming quality


Omega - Tu si quieres, tu no quieres: mami was appalled when she heard this song, she says Way to give the impression Dominicans can't speak properly, Tia Lusy says oh my what a pretty voice! LOL


Omega feat. Toby Love- Tu no ta pa mi: I sorta feel in the shit to diarreah debate this is much more danceable and saucy that the OG



Monkey Black, Arcangel "la Maravilla", Pitbull, Omega: Well I have to say I have been shaking my ass to this a wee wee bit too much (i maintain is the Booming and the trumpets), is so classy and gracious and elegant of Mr. 305 to join us for this endeavor.. latinos.. did you peep the level of nassy on his verse?? comparing Cum to milk is just really o_O... and I think we are all lucky as fuck only the original (with the Monkey Black dude) is the only one that has an actual video... *shudders* if you find it you'll notice that the genre already has Goldiggers and video hoes that can go toe to toe with the Hip hop caste Is as proud an accomplishment as any to close Hispanic Heritage Month with a bang!