So That Sleepover date situation (Le Fail) & More NeighborHate

But first let's overshare a Makeup look, two different lighting situations


WOOT! I went heavy on the glow, Bite. Me! no but seriously I was telling Manita yesterday that I just am too chickenshit to come to work without makeup, cause I'm extremely self conscious of my skin, from the time I was 9 til I went on the pill I practically had cystic acne which Mami had them treat with straight 1st generation retinoids, which then BURNED my face as they were for Boy-harder-to-treat-acne (no those weren't Original laugh lines they've been there for a LOOOONNNNGGG time) which has been not only painful but a confidence zapper, now I worry about the occasional stress related thing or some post breakout hyper pigmentation, which is not terrible cause I obsess about skincare and coverage on almost paranoid levels, unnecessarily might I add! (I Know, I know) to the point that, for example, today? My skin feels burned, I get overzealous with masks and such during the summer, which DOES NOT help, Trust me!!!! Your skin will go into overdrive making greasy ass oil! Don't Do It! so I'm working it but camouflaging too

and I'm wearing this and white slingbacks today
Of course boss had to crack some stupid boy fishing related joke, he's been So. Extra all up into my business but he says he lives vicariously through my hotmess, but yeah, spare me the side eye My boobs are out and I swear that's a panel on the shirt and NOT my GUT (which I do have one, whycome I got lean limbs which in turns fucks hard with my proportion if I gain weight?)

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My Neighbors, Making my ass itch and my eyes cross since 2007? 2006?

Anywhoo the following things have happened this past week:

a) My neighbor across the hall, the P.R with the girl that had me swap fridges with her, stopped me Sunday to wish me a Happy Birthday... I am still having headaches trying to figure out how did SHE KNOW THIS?

b) Yesterday she stopped me to tell me she was leaving, owes a shitload of money and is NOT going to pay it, instead she is just going somewhere (nice woman)

c) the gross ass litterbug with the two million kids under age 5 left, as did the whore that had people park in my spot, is almost awesome until you think, who could the new assholes in place be?...at this point the dude in the floor under me is my only relative nuisance like when he comes home late and drunk and she bitches him OUT, or when they smoke weed and it drifts to MY fucking place... Please Jesus don't let them get a drug dealer of a couple that fights on my floor... I'm BEGGING here I've had both and it was just the most miserable thing in life... can I have NICE old people?? a recluse??? Some dude NOT single??? a Blind Person???

d) I don't mind walking spike at night or bumping into that fucking nassy ass brolic overentitled raccoon, I do mind walking my dog to get some dark car in the night start on some: HEY, Hey AYE AYE Boo, Aye Girl you can't talk to me? I stopped my car for you (Golf Fucking Clap you Ignorant sonofabitch) ... how are you going to INSULT me that way, by even showing interest?? BOO!

e) This*side eye*


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Oh this just now gave me a fucking Headache: Not only some short tool asked me if he could give me a FOOT MASSAGE (Um YEAH but real talk, should that be your introduction you fucking tool?)

and this!

From: giovanloveu (View Profile) (View All Correspondence) Subject: Hello beautiful Queen Sent Date: 7/14/2009 3:01:24 AM
How are you my dear beautiful? I hope you had a great 4th July, my name is Giovanni and my intention is to capture your attention to myself, I like what I see on the outside but it was best for me to take my note to another level to let you know how I felt mentally as I visually see your picture. I hope I didn't make you mad in the process, I write longer note than you would expected, because to make someone mad is not my mission when I wrote the note but to please the mind with the greatest thing that ever exist, Love. The note sole purpose is to get your attention as a unique person because you cannot be duplicated. I can't touch you physically because you're not here right now but I am caressing your soul and your mind at the moment, as you reading this your eyes wanted to close just so you could imagine yourself in another world. A place where feelings can be seeing and love can be touch. If I could dig deep into your hypnotic eyes I can see my mind and your mind creating a bond but it's up to you to reach out and exploit the possibility. You are a beauty and I got my eyes stuck on you, so let you inner beauty show itself as I will embrace it as mine, don't be a stranger 754-422-694X. Love Giovanni
Block User | Users I blocked

Why can't there be a nice middle ground, you know, where people don't look like obsessed corny thirsts that listen to "Mind Sex" and lick their lips a they type (or copy and paste) or horny dbags, don't get me wrong, be either one you want but give me a minute to ascertain that shit, don't be SO OVER THE FUCKING TOP that you make me hit the "block" button for my own safety! (and BTW this is NOT his first message)




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*Enter Spain 2: Is is packed up ready to come already promised me a call when he landed , Ok Boy stop!

*Also why is this dude on some thirst all the way from ATL? *side eye* talking about I'm going to be there next week, if I give you my info, would you contact me?: Um to be perfectly candid, no, what do you want with a woman in SoFl when YOU live in ATL??


*The Date with Shortie: UGH!

Well not really but yeah, for one I APPRECIATE DEEPLY that he drives to see me, cause I did it and that shit was almost in the butt end of life almost close to entering the Keys and shit

So that

Then, also His Fucking place was BEAUTIFUL, nice, four bedroom IMPECCABLE house, as in: I don't know why was he talking all types of shit about his place when it really really was nice the carpets the suede sectional the shiny black leather couches, I mean GEEZ!, he kept saying my place was so nice and cozy when in reality the only thing about his place is that is spare on decorations

So , he drove me around, took me to the mall let me loose in Bath and Body Works touched me a little but not in ANY way that was uncomfortable or extra, we sat down to try and figure out where would we watch the UFC fight that he wanted me to watch with him, truth be told first time I've sat to watch in detail, I enjoyed it, including the fact that that's the most Homoerotic shit in life!

as a nightcap we had sex like a GAZILLION times as big as I remember him, ate the pussy proper, not well am I done scolding him about my previous bite marks/bruises that I have a shitload of new ones today, it was all pretty delicious, cause he also has mirror doors in his closet (OHHH Yeah, he asked if I liked that.. I did) .... I went to sleep cause it was like 4 am and I woke up at 8 am to more sex, we ate brownies for breakfast and watched a movie cuddled up (Perfume: The Story of a Murderer... Magnificent!) he was smelling my wet hair telling me it was fantastic , showed me all of the house before I left and while we were on the couch he asked If I wanted to maybe get a gym pass to his extra fancy gym? if I wanted to bring spike over so I didn't have to rush home next time and would I like for him to take time off, he started this funny shit where I was nibbling on his ear saying "and?" and he'd just keep coming up with bullshit, for the record I was straddling him, whilst he sorta rubbed my body, so:

I am going to take time off then I'll spend some days with you

And?

I am going to drive you to work

LOL And?

I'm going to ... um go do your job, and um give you a footrub

and?

Then I bring you home and walk your Perrito

and?

Rub your hair

and?

I make you a niccceee steak

Ewww LOL

then you can do that stuff you do and we can go out or stay in playing xbox or watching boxing and mma


Before dinner however came the first pre Fail: so he tells me about this roomate that he is told has to leave soon possibly this weekend

So how long she's lived here?

Two years (WHATTTT???)

let's break it down cause I barely have the patience: 25, 5'2 Jamaican (to say, his type), apparently has skipped out on rent the past few cause there are hard times, at some point in time he used to give her rides to school, not anymore, she is lippy and gives attitude when he brings people he dates (if not outright make a scene) and wants to bring dudes to say, say in the same capacity as his gfs have in the past, only he reminds her he is the HOUSE OWNER not just her friend and she huffs at that (apparently he's had issues before about woman having their men essentially squat) and lately she talks to him any old way, so he was rehashing this with his family in Spain and they were basically agreeing with him that this bitch has to go, the kicker?? She takes his food and denies it and also tends to sequester the house phone to her room!!

He then says I shouldn't have told you this now you are going to think I like drama but I don't I jsut want to be open with you (mind you I'm covering my face and shaking my head as he further tells me)

His thing is that now he feels badly about kicking her out so soon and all the uncomfortableness as well as the fact that he loathes being alone and that's why when he has not even needed it he's rented rooms in his home before

Let's point everything wrong I'll start with what I DID point out to him cause I do NOT play this, then give you the other imponderables which me and the girls had stank face about:

Why is she not paying? (No SRLY WHY???, she ain't no teen just an irresponsible adult)

Why do you have to be uncomfortable? Is YOUR HOUSE?! (WTF YOU ARE the Homeowner she can be mad about it all she wants?)

Why have you allowed this? for this length of time no less! (cause he either fucked her or wanted to and now is like she's got him by the balls???)

I also unequivocally told him: Why are you letting some young chippy take advantage of you?, Yes You know I did!

So in the morning after I shower I see her but only from the back but since she wanted to act like she was ignoring me so did I, game on bitch! (bears saying when we came home at night she heard us, she was up and never came out of her cloister and when we started watching the movie then paused it and took it to the bedroom we could hear her out and about and on the phone)

So I go downstairs he puts water and stuff out for me and says hey, DumbCunt (yup I'm calling her that, it was either that or Greasy Heffa) this is Q who I've told you so much about

She is eating in the counter some stank food, barely turns around and says a LIMP "hi" All while commencing to swig juice out of the container!!

Ever the sarcastic asshole I go: "Oh sure nice to meet you too"

We sit there watching the movie and you want to know that even though there was this HUGE long couch the stupid bitch stood behind the counter the WHOLE movie occasionally addressing the dude who was basically rubbing my feet?

UGH Bitch UGHH! I texted Mia and Karrie be who were aghast but telling me to remain calm, Karrie more so(Mia also throws out:WHY is he having this young a chippy in his house at his age?)

SO then after the movie she imperceptibly leaves and he continues to tell me how he'd love for me to stay longer and this and that and complimenting my skin and all of that when I tell him:

Nice Kid huh?

Oh (he sounded deflated dissapointed, like Oh here we go again)

Yeeeeaahh wtf is wrong with her??, No let me illustrate to you what is wrong: No female person you bring here will ever be treated nicely by that hoodrat cause that only means one thing: She doesn't get to run this home anymore, and have someone essentially at her beck and call for what reason, I still don't know but whatever man

Yeah I'm going to have to have another talk with her about when is she moving

Whatever dude is your home but I'll say this Is FUCKING WEIRD and it stinks .....what I haven't said is that next time we talk I'm simply going to tell him, is your business and all but I'm not chilling at your house or spending the weekend with that harpy there, if you wanna fuck people on your own time is fine, if you want to come hang here then you may but this over entitled bitch that you have squatting at home and I, are NOT chillin, I'm too fucking old and grown for that;cause, get this too!.... so I call him at his behest later (when I made it home) and why was his phone, like, not taking the message? almost like cutting off?? (please don't think I didn't i.md him about that )

Karrie says to try and calmly see what happens before extracting myself cause she KNOWS me, she knows that not even a GIRLFRIEND can come at me with some bullshit drama filled ghetto stupid, meth induced Baby daddy drama drunk fucking dudes high trendylesbian assy situation every day cause I will cut someone off and NEVER AGAIN talk to them without any problems, shit! even Mami has gotten put on ice for MONTHS for being extra lippy and nosy, so is NOTHING for me to do that, no matter how many outings, mansion parties, good cock you have coming out of your ears, i just don't do drama in any form or shape!.. Is Not that I'm so good or perfect is that I like my shit smooth and calm, i don't do hollering I don't do crazy bitches, I don't do obsessive men, or thugs for the same reasons, I JUST HATE THAT SHIT

However, Yes I did ride him stupid before I left, his words were: You are going to kill me this way, you know?

Your thoughts on the matter?? (before the poor dude gets given the cold shoulder of a lifetime by Friday!): Trifling? Overreaction on my part? do we have a candle holding Doormat? Past lovers? am I with my non committal ass in any position to say anything?? (in reality all I'm saying is her and I won't be hanging out in the same space)




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Today, I give you PuertoRicoons... I Swear I was gonna do better then My Running playlist came in Blaze of Glory and I bumped and ground in my car all the way to the office and even as I settled, Ignorant but delicious and ready for ass shaking


Zion y Lennox- Don't Stop: *sigh* need I say anything??? Need I? this is so extra Low Rent ...and awesome (I, by the way, I'm Lennox Of course, everyone knows I speak a mile per second so I can do alladatshit


Los Benjamin- Royal Rumble (Se Van): everyone and their momma came out for this hot shit(Wise Da' Gansta, Daddy Yankee, Wisin & Yandel, Hector "El Father", Don Omar, Zion, Arcangel, Franco "El Gorila", Alexis... Personally NO ONE approved of Don Omar in that situation), if you don't think I picked the most ignorant one here to mimic you would be out of bounds... However Daddy Yankee and Hector Talk IMMENSE amounts of greasy shit


Arcangel y de la Ghetto- Ella quiere: Would you please observe these tools?? I won't ever admit this shit under torture but I be going nuts on this one *hangs head in Low shame*


RANDY feat. Arcangel-Soy una Gargola: *rubs bridge of the nose in a silent prayer*... These coons do a FORMATION DANCE wearing preppy clothes minute 1:01.... whycome I can't quit them STAT?!?