I have Minibig, DEAL WITH IT, and other stories

I Know ya'll envious but that little Pixie with her sexy new do and ample cuntness rest comfortably in the cupborad of my heart, can you believe the cuntiness of this belated Birthday Present?? I can't I was like an Upside down roach calling her hollering, a delectable pink lipglass, a tasty shade of cunt nail polish and shimmering power, as well as the Makeup bag that I did not have, I loove her so much (her and the rest of you ladies) for going so out of her (your) way to wish me and make my birthday a happy one!!

Of COURSE I did thangs right away ( The Nail color is Steamy, the Lipglass in Morning Glory and the Glow is Golden Bronze... Is so big that it'll last me til the Rapture)


Now then the matters of cock

G.I Joe: That boy is probably biting his knuckles not to do his usual bullshit But the day after our fabulous romp at 5pm on the dot he TEXTED (Thank You Jesus) about how good it and we need to do it all over soon again

Umm hmmm

Weezy: Texted Thursday I played it off like I was superbusy (tired) tried again Last night, I ignored him, he won't try tonight cause he has one of those fetish parties again I think (as per the updates now delieved to my inbox) and is not like I care, I'm having a sleepover with Shortie... at his place

Now THAT is a doozy (how the FUCK am I going to sleep, friends?)Most importantly Thursday he told me that he has a Roommate... a FEMALE Roomate, a 5'2 Female Roomate (Oh Fucking Great!!! Giganta over here is encroaching on another bitch's territory, awesome) BOOOO!!!

He swears that he would have told me sooner but it never came up and he is not concerned cause:

A) she is a friend

B) nothing has or would happen

C) Is very temporary (He offered her a place to stay cause she didn't have a place to go and cause he HATES being alone)

D) I will meet her

E) he STAYS talking about me, according to him

F) Is not like she even spends her time there at all, in fact she said she'd be out all weekend


Whatever That is about a 10 point deduction, your thoughts on that??, I asked why didn't he say this before he said at first it didn't come up, afterward he didn't want me to take it the wrong way and run for the hills, or make it drama when there isn't a reason for that. I also asked him if HE was sure that SHE didn't have feelings for him cause

We bitches are REAL oblique with our feelings sometimes and also

If I'm just a prop to be put in between that so to speak to say: "Oh Look, i'm not into you cause of her" I'm NOT kosher with that bullshit either, you know, men being too chickenshit and all but he swear to me in not that sort of thing and we'll go do stuff later today, he'll show me around, then we'll have dinner and watch the MMA fight and can I spend the night

We'll see however he is on some sweet but not extra shit (for example: I Like to be left alone to my own shenanigans all week, he only starts contacting me and talking any further thana quick hi on the Messenger on Thursday, that's not bad at all!)

Sampler convos on the messenger two nights ago:

Wow Amazon, so you know you were born when I was 11? (I'm aware, vaguely)

I Will treat you lilke a little flower, I promise, ok? (Go On)

Although you are BEAUTIFUL and Sexy as hell Is not that, is your energy and just this general bubble you walk in, you attract people but then they'd be too scared to approach you, I figure, let me see if I don't get shut the fuck down! (Lol)

One thing that left me sorta worried, well not worried, but ya'll know me... WORRIED was that he is always telling me about these crazy swanky affairs they have in his job, like renting mcmansions and shit for parties, well so he goes: The next time there is one I want you to come as my date

Huh?!

Aw fuck that was a panicky moment.. .anyways let me go shower and nap for this drive to el Culo e' Mundo called Homestead!

Will report laters chicas! I just basically wanted to rub your noses on my awesome ass friends!







I Love these song and Video today

Playground love- Air: I'm a big Bigbiiiiiggg fan of Air


Soulstice- Wind (Fila Brazilia Remix) This one is in Hotel Coste, so so so sexy

Standfast- Love for life: YEEEEEEESSSS this is so very divine, yes I added SHITLOTADS of Trance, Lounge and Blues this weekend


Baden Powell - Samba Triste: Personally I love more the Stan Getz Charlie Byrd way But is such a great great sexy song