How Hard do YOU Go?

I Go HHHHHHHAAARRRDDD


That was exact transcript of my 2:32 a.m convo with My Manita Mia , she asked and I answer, we didn't even go Hi or nothing

Why you asked??

Cause she was basking on a glorious glow and I was coming back of a 2 hour session with G.I Joe

Umm Hmm Don't Judge me!, No Actually I know you don't see we both had such a case of Blue Balls? that we HAD to finish what we started and BOY did we ever

Although peeps like Adiva, Jesus Christ and Miss G Are not on board (she listed his cons as Thirst, the need of meds) My pussy and my back certainly were

Here is the thing compared to Mr Break in case of Emergency (Weezy) who Ms G Enchantingly called a Dislexic Fuck amongst some of the kinder words she's ever had for him: G. I Joe has always been nicer pound for pound (which BTW Sick body, Weezy, not so much), a cuddler, a kisser a caresser, playful after, attentive to whatever I need while at his place, a come correct shit talker but his big con would be that whole calling thing, I don't know I already warned him about that shit STERNLY

And he lives all of 6-7 minutes from home

So Last night he left the door open, told me so and asked me to come spoon up, Peeps, he learned a new trick... homey stays hard THE WHOLE TIME, this comes with age to some guys but how awesome is to have a guy in TOP physical condition witha Huge juicy hard butt (We called it a Van Damn! Butt) that just stays hard the whole way through, precious really! I asked him wtf was up with that, he said he finally got his stride

We tried every pretzelly mess position, a lot of me on top, me on top of his face, from the back, Much squiting happened he licked sucked and kissed everything proper and for a fun new spin on that ridiculous pussy patting maneuver that I hate for guys to do, how about doing it witha stiff hard cockage two secs before getting it all in! Minty God Take me now!, he gives orders and restrains me and that is uber hot, and is also not squeamish! 2 for 2 my dearests!

He threatened me with butt sex "the next time" and I warned him to take it easy on me, uh on account of that um, dick... you wanna know he tells me that he thinks is average?? Average where? Not on my Pussy nor my ass, thank you very much!, when I finally cried uncle he went for my boobs then gave me a massage and after he too collapsed next to me, covered my feet(cause they get cold) and asked me if I wanted some boxersLOL , he set his alarm for 4:44am and announced LETS CUDDLE!

Some Funny shit

Uh Oh! I have BIG time issues staying in places and dealing with all of that, you know this, I know this WE know this, so he cuddles up with me kissing and nibbling on my neck then finally settling his arm over my side then sort of in my groin and Passes the fuck out

Oh Lord! I close my eyes but im super duper tense, I get very tense when guys pass out and I'm in their place and I start itching to leave cause in essence unless I talk myself down (even if the bed is comfortable and the pillows scream STEAL ME MOMMY!, my mind is in a Million different places, I cant rest I close my eyes and then just move around or slow my breathing but Is hard for me to truly rest and fall asleep, unless i'm home (as it is I'm havig horrible problems sleeping again) so what do I do? I grab my phone from the end table and start texting my manita with this hot man wrapped around me like a boa constrictor

I am jazzed about her info and then tell her:

"Manita I wanna Leave, he Snores, I don't recall Shortie snoring and Snores make me buy em bretathing strips I cannot for the life of me sleep and i wanna go home, Fuck I Wanna Chew his arm out since is keeping my pussy trapped so I can leave!"

That asshole just laughed at me...so then I move a lot he gets on his other side, now is like I'm spponing him and I say: "Um OHHH so niceee , but I gotta get going soon"



*Big Whine* Whhhhhhyyyyyyyy???

Cause this is not my place and I work tomorrow?


*mumble mumble muble *TIGHT GRIP OF ARM*


FACK!

Then what I did was almost perfection unto itself I slowly moved and disentangled myself Carefully and rhytmically with his loud ass snores, stay without moving for a few secs then keep operating, filling my gaps with cover, so he was still warm and shit, I shuffle the wood floor and got my clothes on in this exact same fashion an I was almost home free: until my bitchass HUGE McMondo Orange purse with all type of jangly rings wouldn't stay quiet

BOO!


He sorta woke up with a start asked me not to go that he'd have me leave on enough time and I jut pecked him in the cheek and told him to go back t sleep, he thanked me extra profusely and went back to pass out, Manita laughed at that and told me that the house rule is NEVER wear loud clothes... my fucking purse is staying in my car next time!.. It was almost a perfect clean getaway, if not for the fact I had to pacify him and all of that

Then Manita and I went on forever on the phone cackling and so on, laughing about my shitty little team, how I'm Benching Weezy until I figure the deal wiith Shortie, but how G.I Joe is Mad convenient and how I WILL continue to be open to dating (Fuck whatever else you heard until I'm comfuy and that Talk doesn't happen, I'm a straight free agent Bitches!!!), talking nationalities et al. , she bosses me cause unlike me with some of the blog/internet ladies (where I can play Momma Q bffs or big sis) SHE IS my Big sister that I look up to, so now she is in the bad habit of pulling rank: About my bedtime (quite frequently, god forbid she catches me updating in twitter when I should be in Sleepyland), about Weezy talk, about how I need me some kids, whatever, it ain't popping, we also discussed some stuff going on in her life and so on and then this morning not only was I sore... I couldn't make it out of bed FOREVER

Then Miss G and her belly LIT on me for my weakness, and I was enjoying myself so much that I DEFINITELY left the house LATE

But In a Happy mood cause I am Looking FAB and Hard with my shit that everyone has given me, look

PC Glow by G.I Joe, and that glittery thang is Monster's chain and Pendant (mami Loved this Monster!), the chunky yellow one is from Binks
The hand thing is an Ochun Necklace that Joel "That Asshole with no sex drive but good game talk" Mesa gave me, the reason why I got it was cause he was ordained or whatever under Chango, and naturally Ochun being his chick too, and Me being a chocolate hunk of sex His dad had this one blessed for me , I never wear it much anymore but I cant throw it away or dispose of it shittily unless it breaks, so I often wear it this way, Earrings are from a cousin, a few years old some wood and stuff and yeah that are blue, say something.... No, instead wait for the shoes




Mia's Shoes for my Last Bday


I Love Rachael Yamagata Today

The reason Why: I think that whole cd of hers is SWEEEET!