Quickie

Oh lawd Why am I bloggy blogging (and watching the Real Housewives of NJ reunion Dying at these awesomely mess bitches) when I should be freaking getting ready for a date?

A Date with the Spaniard 1 that's what! yeah yeah I tell you how it goes if it goes later cause as it was we both were iffy, in fact we've spent most of the day actually talking to him, blah blahing about Spike, and since it's been such a dreary day but he has prodded and begged and asked to just get out the house, he's been making me spill my guts asking all types of mess about me and likes, dislikes whatever (do I like flowers, could I just speak to him, instead of hinting: I explained "I need no invite to be perfectly frank, I Am a speak my mind woman, girls hint), thing is: he's got a handle from our first convo about my do's and don'ts so he knows better than to overwhelm me, this way I actually get to Look forward to taking to him when I do talk to him, he was making me laugh about some me being made out of chocolate, we talked race and Spaniards and his views (comforting) and how he is offering me a job, redecorating his house... also hilariously we were talking about my Money saving goals and all of that stuff and he offered me "help if I needed it" I cackled and told him to remember he is dealing with a grown woman here so not to worry


You wanna know some shit, That fool tells me "You are The cutest Amazon ever" mwahahahahhahahahahahhaha He is on my good side


***Update We switched date plans, and he just asked me on a cruise or a trip and to test out his new car****


Oh Oh And believe the audacity: I just got a text from this Dallas character, giving me a fucking sad face... as if I care, Mark Ass Bitch

**Update on This Too: Why he texted a *sigh* to me??? whhhyyyy Do I be caring???*****




also Spain2 (same name same fucking locale) stayed up with me until you could see the sun in Spain (and 3 am here, that was supercool actually he shifted his cam to the window so I could see) just chopping it up and him, him complimenting me a LOT, telling me some funny shit about how I NEED not find a man for the next two weeks, he is moving to Brickell avenue, somewhat pricey shit, asked me what did I think of that and about hanging out etc, not bad looking, Last night he had some low slung pants, no shirt... dannnnnnggg I sort of blanched for a second or two so I paused my camera to fan myself

and no further NOT differentiate themselves from one another, they both ADORED my nails like OMG how did you do that it is so cute!!??!, Whoomp whommp!



Lastly: This here morsel?? Italian fam, Miamy By way of Jersey???


We talk a lot he says I need to hurry up and give him a date, with my sexy self, i could see myself jumping his bones QUICKLY (yes I have personal knowledge regarding the niceness of his package) specially after he kindly offered me a face ride and something else (bwahahah Let.Me. Stop) when I told him I was taking time off this week, (and thanks to Weezy shitpissing me off) He said he would take the day of my choice off to make it a whole day of "bad things for us" I want to tap that booty, Am I wrong?? nope I'm not, I might NOT have more meat anymore but I CERTAINLY did not renounce Man-meat *snort* I'm real life cackling here

P.S: Can somebody take Karrie B's Internets and phone away??? That Minibig needs NOT NEVER have access to her biggity (me) like that... I couldn't stop laughing long enough to sleep last night


Alexis & Fido - Ojos Que No Ven (Official Music Video) - *bumps and grinds* Dominicoons Game Propah!