Epic Pre Date/Period FAIL and Manita's Epic Day Rescue

I went to see the hangover That fucking shit was amazingly hilarious I Mean HILARIOUS!

So Period Fail, why? cause I HATE my periods, i explained to my Manita I'm never prepared, never ok with it etc, right? well she recommended Instead Softcups (which excepting an accident from too lengthy a time) will works ok for me...in a so so way, might try that Diva Cup Business cause actually Gem the Hippie Pixie has been steering me toward the Diva Cup and on affordability and practicality for me (after trying this method) and the results: Significantly reduction on "Odor" and "walking with a diaper and a Depends while being raped by a paper minidick" feeling (Absolutely nothing, you don't feel it at all this goes on the cervix, however true to me, while this shit says that you could keep it on 6-8or up to 12 hours THAT was NOT fucking never going to happen, I've changed 2 times today before the afternoon and I am due for another change, cleanup is messy thus far now, But I'm doing better, I could feasibly work out with this if I eliminate the spillage issues which seem to me a matter of course with my bad uterus... and even through all of that............. IS BETTER THAN MY PATENTED TAMPON OVERNIGHT PAD TISSUE method



So then the Pre date fail (due to extreme thirst)... and SRLY whycome yesterday Besides tall drink date, an email from Frenchie checking that I'm not going to avoid him and G.I Joe and Weezy Tall Drink date also texted (he is annoying me a bit always texting with no purpose) ... THEY ALL HAD To KNOW that I'm horny and miserable , straight up!

Anyways enter Dallas (as In his real name, we had a good good good email rapport and all of that, he had emailed me previously good 4 times before I actually replied, and all, but whatever upon actually sending me a lengthy couple of emails and whatnot we decide to give him my email, a few more were exchanged, not little emails either talking dogs,. family etc then this, you can see my replies in pink , Leogoddess and Manita cackled at this

i would have called or texted, but i dropped my phone in the water yesterday morning! lol...i am hopefully getting a new one today. TEH Highest suck for that LOL, it's happened to me twice, but a good trusty Nokia I had before this G1, I made it work both times and I did a similar resurrection with my Mom's phone the trick is to QUICKLY dunk them for about 5 minutes in alcohol (obviously taking out the back, the battery and sim card) by the next morning /afternoon it should be functional

i tried that, its done. going to get an old one of mine turned on now actually...hopefully... Hopefully, it sucks to be incommunicado, for me anyways

im glad you would prefer more than just dinner. i think, if we both prefer more than just dinner, then lets just have more than just dinner! thats an easy solution dont you agree? LOL I agree to that only IF I like you, then sure I'd hang out again, that's how it works

im happy you agree. the more i think about it, the hotter the idea becomes. (huh?)

it sounds like you live right where i work! that makes things VERY easy! Oh cool where do you work exactly (there are lots of satellite education centers in that area)

i work for Kaplan University Ha! I just had an experience with them, needless to say still awaiting my refund for a deposit, go figure

do you live alone? yep, me and spike, is a one bedroom apartment, I don't LOOOVVEE my neighbors BUT on the plus side most of the time that's just renters, while I own my little microcosms

well, im happy you have your own place, because we will be going there... Is that So? who told you this? what you have roommates? where do you stay, anyways?

oh, and your pics were nice, your curves really make me want more now.... um thanks,

i can send you some. i dont have many though. and tall girls are great...more legs to touch, and more fun to play with! (please notice my lack of feedback)

i am not a native floridian. in fact, i dont like the people here too much. im from Detroit originaly. Detroit huh?? how long have you been here, and how come you ended up on this side of the world?? (m story is easy, family emigrated here when I was 16)
same. family moved here...so did i

id really like to see more of your curves...any way you can make that happen? Sure, possibly this Friday or Sunday, we can meet up somewhere and take it from there...I already told some friends I'd go to the movies with them tonight, so not tonight ...But you can call me later

well how bout you have me over, you can cook something and we can be each other's dessert! Um NO, how about we meet somewhere public, we talk exchange stories, we have dinner or a drink and after conversation I decide if I take you home for dessert: Otherwise how do I know you are not nuts, if I'm going to be attracted to you, or how would you know that I'm not a little bit nuts etc etc etc (is all about comfort, and really That would be the cheapest date known to mankind if I'm just parking you home to eat my cooking right off the bat)

Firstly Bitches, Gotta fucking tip my hat to his Audacity no?? Like: Why you so thirsty for?? is your wife coming back tomorrow Morning?? why You thought you deserved to be cooked for?? off the bat even?? why he thought he is so hot and interesting to me that I'd want to fuck him..er.. Have him as dessert?
?
So then later I'm entering the movie and I get this mess:

Hey Q it's Dallas

I play dumb cause I have already decided he is BUMPED. I goes: Oh Hi what's up, im at the movies

That's ok, just wanted to say I was a bit bummed with your email

MIND YOU initially he was like: I feel like I'm not meeting the right people and the more I try the more things don't happen

I told him well maybe you needn't try so hard? : Why not take my advice right off the bat? so I AGAIN play dumb and goes Why?

"Because (get this shit) I already know I want you that way but you don't know if you do"

(NIGGA PLEASE BELIEVE i will NOT be pressured into fucking anyone ... if he only knew how my clit guides me whenever it so feels like it? !)

I says :(now sitting back and enjoying this with Pasty and his wife) Well it is what it is I gotta KNOW what's inside your head and size anyone up both mentally and physically before having them in my home is both the SMART and NORMAL thing to do

You want to KNOW he STILL tried to push his fucking sorry ass already DOA luck? ?AWW HELL NAW

"Yes but I swear to you on my life that I'm harmless and I really do want to enjoy you"

BIG Fucking no no motherfucker, use your hand if you that thirsty... I STILL keep giving rope and say (full well knowing I'm not even going to see him...btw fucking GI Joe went all out calling 8 times yesterday... who does that?? whyfor?? )

I said: well you can say whatever you want but my home is my comfort zone and bringing a stranger home is NOT my comfort zone

(YOU WANT TO KNOW HE KEPT AT IT? ?)

Then how about we meet somewhere for a quick hello and then go to your place

( Um what??? you can't afford dinner you cheap sorry fuck? ? ?)

I says Nope, not my style whatsoever

Now he wants to pull bullshit:

You just made me very sad

(Wouldn't I have to give a fuck)

Then I'm sorry but I'm just not going to invite a guy, any guy cook no less, and I guess you want to fuck too sight unseen, I don't know you, I don't know if I'll be attracted to you and sight unseen I'm NOT giving you my home address

he says: That's not what I said

(at this point i go: Fuck lets shut this shit down)

Listen bud, that's the implication and even IF i liked you this will NOT be how my first date will even be,and FYI people come to my home invited by me not cause they are pushing for it for God knows what reason

BWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAHAHAHHAHA I'm so cunty with it , no you KNOW he didn't have the balls to keep going after that call out

Anywayyyysssss you know what though?? I had an AWESOME time with Pasty and his miniwifey as well as the guy he tried to hook me up the first time, Tiny Frat Fawn (I told you he looked like a woodland creature passing for a frat student, in pocket size tho), His wife fed me and gave me candy and that movie was hilarious

then I get home talking to manita about Pearl's shitty man (apparently she now found out FOR SURE he is doing men, possibly raw, we don't know that ) she first swears she ain't taking him back the asks me "what do I think of it" Um Bitch you need a test is all I think and a restraining order... when Manita says: Did you check your mail???


HOOOlllllllleeeeeeyyyyyy SHIT When I tell you at 1 am I bounce with spike to my mailbox to check and BAM!!

My Manita sent me stuffs for my birthday ... Jojo sent me stuff too (a Card and an eyebrow kit cause I always Admire his Momma's)
and cards from both of them
and The most awesomest sweetest whimsical thing I've gotten in a while
This is THE best book you can give your little girls and young women, i will share it with Hannabanana, Eva and Lua... but bitches can oly borrow it... honestly just explaining to LeoGoddess I started real life Crying cause this is one of the sweetest things ever for someone to do for me, I was telling her that it was soooo sweet and cute that I wish someone would have gotten this for me when I was little so it wouldn't have taken so Goddamned long to stop being a shy little shit even though Manita thinks I'm fearless, seriously you just have to look for it is adorable and chock full of random facts and little to-dos, Queens etc!

Oh and the Jojo sponsored eyebrows??
Seriously not just cause of our talks and our cuttingfoolery or her delicate way to always remember a landmark with the sweetest cards or tokens or for her sexy doggie or her nutty sister or her mommy but I Love that girl Madly!

**Don't you be jealous Hoes, I adore you all but I happen to really not go a whole week that I don't have my dose of Mia, she is Chicken soup for a BITCHY Soul!**

Oh today I've spent all day browsing This Fucking awesome thing : the Museo Del Prado in Spain (one of the BEST in the world) teamed up with goggle earth and you can see lots of the world's most famous paintings UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL, every little delicate detail!