LOOOOOONNNGG ASS Post: Nochebuena, the day preceeding it, a last music oversharing, Binks Leaves :(, insterspersed with random dude bullshit!

Feliz Nochebuena/Feliz Navidad!... this poor dog almost got a Santa coat on, but he is "too fat for extra small", just like his mommy, heh! (BTW MAMI was the one who got this for him)

C-l-o-s-e-r.....

now let's backtrack and Let's start the one about the holidays....

23rd


G.I Joe: too many fucking calls in one hours... you see, baby boy got dropped due to this, he just doesn't know it, let's examine, yes?:

You are not my bf/husband/brother/bff/boss/friend in crisis.... and you are calling upwards of 6 times a day.... and not for any reason other than Horny-Related shit AND to add insult to injury you don't put out within a period of 24-48 hours = BIG FAIL!

I mean not only do I not have time (nor is the place for that bullshit) but if you're so strung out off the skittles that you gotta call me from different number/blocked numbers, your cousin's phone DURING WORK HOURS then fucking actually come do the deed when I've expressed to you that I'm AVAILABLE for such things

and really the 5th phone call to vm says nothing to you??Man I' sad to see that wok-of-art - bod go to waste, but Meh!

and furtherfucking more Not even Weezy F-buddy par excellance after he learned to deal with the fact that I give what I receive a tenfold... pulls that type of stunt... and that Mofo IS the most persistent little shit I know... yeah we'll text me ad nauseum, every day, every hour if needed be until I answer when he is on punishment, right? But he won't fuck with me during my pre-discussed FUCKING BUSINESS HOURS!!!

much less ask for pictures or whatever the fuck, or straight pant on the phone... boy get back to work, would hate to see you lose business over this hot mess!


After that I went to Mami's and she had made some pan de jamon she wasn't too pleased with and the greedy pigs that her progeny is and whatshisface basically ate 3 loaves of that stuff over the course of the evening... cause everyone is lazy and no one wanted to cook

Then I go and get dragged into SHOPPING with my bro and my sister... I don't know how or why but my brother in law is REALLY doing up his dickish side all of the sudden... bad jokes, asshole type of comments to Binks, the bullheaded stupidity in spite of the fact that no one asked him for his kooky bullshitty advice, is kind of off putting the way he just says stuff, Binks kind of acts angry and ignores him or goes back and forth with him and me and Pabul Move away from the whole thing or stare straight away in the car.... whatshisface then seeing he annoys her AND no one is laughing (much like how when they got married he SMEARED her face in cake and Binks had expressedly BEGGED him not to do that but he did so she stormed off angry) then he switches it up to cooing sweet words and tells her that he loves her so much and trying to kiss her, which she ain't having...

....I Mean EWWW I've never been in a relationship where I'm 55% of the time angry, pissy, bitchy, underhelped, distraught or something like that.... I mean yeah Ex Husband went shitty and south over a period but nothing like just always angry tiffs, the ex boyfriend was even possibly more even, less waves, less bullshit to the point the stupid spicks are still mourning cause "no one understands WHAT DID I DO" to "lose" such a perfect situation" since we always were just nice and evenly grabby and lusty and doing shit ... BOOO! Family, how about he decided he wanted the "Fine bitches at circuit city", and my friend that came to visit?? Huh??? Could it be that the cooking/staying at home/sex daily/let you go to Vegas alone never call and bug gf had NOTHING to do with this except the kicking him out of their place????


Anyways....on the way back from the mall after I got this

courtesy of one of Monie's gift cards (I Needed this shit, Imagine Binks behoove me to buy it even though I was thinking to go for the fekkai glossing set for 20 bucks) but Binks noticed that stress has been fucking with my face (SEE I tell you BeautifullyConjuredUp any little thing up and shows on the state of my pimple production!) and I must report it feels good today really smooth but not greasy... not hot on the smell but I'm hoping the peel pads assist a little with some left over discoloration from the PAINFUL pimples I had during those antibiotics... Ugh my face is such bullshit.... and now I need eye cream.. maybe i won't line up quickly since I produce my own Canola Oil??....

...My Manita, Mia, Got her present, the way I addressed the label was sure to tickle her and she texted me that even though I was Busy with her esposo and her Cuñada that she wanted to say she was through with me over the way I addressed her package Heh! then she told me she liked it and that she loved me.... which is fine cause I love her more and stuff

Also we spent NUTSO amounts of time doing Eva's hair... homey has more hair than My Aunt Lusy and I combined!

The I took her home and told her stories about my boss, she loves him now... then she went on to ask when I'd get a bf... Ugh! fucking kid!

Then Pabul who kept complaining of throat pain all night lays down and we realize he is running a fever.... By the time I left Mami was in the process of giving him a shot... poor overworked muffin!

Also I'm sort of concerned that Binks could be stuck in an airport over weather delays,.... now we check Connecticut's airport OBSESSIVELY cause we don't want her to leave and shit!

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el Veinticuatro


So Boss came back on the 24th and he made me work... fine and dandy in that I need the money... NOT SO fine and dandy: I need to make a salad... a mondo salad... I think I've properly conned my mom into making it for me

UGH! I just got a text from G.I Joe which alongside with his earlier phone call from a NEW number makes two

After work I decided to go nap a Little before calling my mom and letting her know I was off, but when I woke up I noticed that My family had cleaned some more and got me Parental- gifts (the kind you don't want but need) and I was sooooo touched cause THAT type of stuff I REALLLY won't do for myself, and I need to, but I happen to hate organizing with a passion and I haven't been home hardly at all the past 2 weeks , so Binks is an angel cause that has her name written all over!

Sweet Non??... no seriously THAT is important as hell

......But Pabul Made SURE I KNEW who had gotten me certain thing!


Bueno When I called mami things got even better after I realized that I didn't HAVE TO cook cause they took care of it and made it like I was the one who made the mondo salad! Bless em, all I had to do was bring my stuff to sleep over and my fancy clothes
Paul and Mami voted this dress in, The eHOT AWESOME saucy dress only got me and Binks swooning but it was a lot of titty out so that was a deciding factor
and these werethe shoes!
And this was the whole ensuing pictorial extravaganza... I didn't get too sloshy, talked to my grandfather for a change, had us a weird ass gift exchange and didn't insult my brother in Law when he started with his ignorance about religion and gays, even though by thenn my brother REALLY kind of couldn't stand him either , sort of stupid shit he was talking...
(Can't you not just die from this acute moment of cuteness?? J says Spike looked as miserable as the doggie from the grinch!)

Pabul and Wall Street discuss "policy" heh!

Papa and Mama... Spicky decided to attach himself to Mama... even though she wasn't into it, in fact Papa kept begging him for his customary attention to no avail!
Some sisters
and some other sisters! (Tia Sa and Romeo are gone to the D.R)

......and even SOME other sisters... They look twin-like but they're not and they are our cousins on both my dad's and my mom's side...yeah my dad's cousin married my mom's cousin... I bullshit you not

Mami and Uncle asshole (who is getting his uppance to come in the shape of the most reviled sort of Goldigger known to men... as per my male friends and mom and female friends: A Colombian Woman... no let me correct a COLOMBIAN WOMAN , My Age... Oh yeah, and FYI that is really the fear of a good Hispanic family... their male child falling for A COLOMBIAN GIRL; Are they beauties? YES! do they like to work and be good gfs/wives??/ Notsomuch and while that's not all is a BIG percentage, so many of them have up and told me their own moms have taught them that you use and bleed a man dry and do whatever it is you must do... shit, My mom has friends her age going into their third husbands, right on the work place, she'd straight up come to work barely wearing shit, asking for dinner/dates WHILE MARRIED and shit of the sort, one of my aunt's former friends would straight tell her: I'd watch me around your husband if I were you?!??!.... However , you knokw why I don't feel terrible??? Cause Uncle Asshole has been A DICK to most women he's ever been with... every horrible thing you can think of, so there buddy... enjoy your Colombian!)


OOOOHH WAIT Pause, Pause WHYYYYY all the fools come out of the woodwork around these special occasions?? G.I Joe (MANY, unanswered texts and calls) Weezy (answered the next day playing dumb) and some unknown local number... now cause I'm sort of nice AND it burns me that I'm not answering to some sort of well meaning text I answer after a while like: uh, yeah thanks.... right THEN I haz the bright Idea of making Eva call from the main house phone... and fuck if I don't know it right away as soon as she said some dude mumbling Bob? something? like that Low?? LOL IT WAS THE BRAZILIAN... DAMMIT... Why then half hour go by and it's all about: Baby what Are you doing tonight? can I take you Out? you wantto come over?? I warmed the pool??


BOOOOO! I am such a BIG FAIL cause I broke my own rule of saving Numbers for a year.... or two if we're dealing with a REAL persistent dude (trust me There is a moron that calls me every year on my birthday... ugh! after 2 dates all cause we share a birthday... and you know why I cut the second date sort??/ cause we were on his apartment... Catching a last drink and all of the sudden is: Could you see yourself living here?? spending most nights here?? *cringe*

Let's continue:
Tia Lusy's group

Binks and the kids.... and PLEASE don't ask me to explain with What'shiface has some damned Bow on him
AWWWW I'm going to miss the babies! they bugged me until I went to sleep in that sofabed!

us!

them.... I did her makeup and it stayed on really good!

few of the environment a Tia Lusy:

I got a giftcard LOL It was deceptively wrapped!, It was the first time we did this sort of gift exchange Unisex and by the number


25th:

In the morning I helped mami with cleaning the house, she is not suicidal about Binks leaving early at 4 am today... But I will miss her to pieces... and my brother was acting like a moron to me with all the smack talk... I did mami's toes and decided to come home to get REAL sleep in my own bed, and to organize all the chaos in my closet and bathroom after the repair... I also intend to take that nice relaxing bath, light some delicious incense and do my own nails and feet... Very effing good!

How were your festivities?!??!?
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The Zune- "Cute Indie Vids/bands I soooooo loved this year" edition!

This was cute-funny

Stars- Bitches in Tokyo: LOLOLO this was Hilarity, and of course it reminds me of my sordid ass looking for some band that no one cares about and shit........ I'm moving to Berlin!


In Our Talons- Bowerbirds: Beautiful-weird-sad-makes-me-misty-that-we're-going-to-kill-our-fucking-planet vid/lyrics... they remind me lots of The Rosebuds (probably the sing along quality and the guitar)... technically Nu-Folk, but this video made me hunt their cd and they did not disappoint, then again accordions and Violins : Im SO there (I still can't hear Adios Nonino without choking up a bit!) another good one is Human Hands and Hooves...... also Ugh J predicted rightly that I'd fall into Dylan as I got older, Ugh, He is right too!


Chemical Brothers- Midnight madness: Not Only do I love the song, but this shit is trippy and creepy and it has awesome acrobatics and it's almost completely like one take and shit!


Oh Look More texts from G.I Joe.... Ugh! he'll give up soon enough, right?? (that's what I get for having an absolutely awesome time in bed!)